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Post I'm a hypocrite - 01-07-2015, 05:00 AM

This website sickens me.
Now most religious folks are homophobic, some are a little racist, and some just don't care about anyone other than themselves.
Landover is all of the above x 100. But what I hate even more is the amount of hypocrites there are here.

I mean, you all talk about how Communism is evil, and how America is "God's favorite Country" because we are all free... But Lord have mercy if someone disagrees with you on the tiniest little thing.

But back to the Communism; I'm no vocabulary expert, but I do believe Communism occurs when one or more people try to force a large population (or in your case the ENTIRE population) to be absolutely perfect in your vision.

And in your vision, that perfection is "True Christianity," in the sense that you wish to make every single human on Earth a Christian so that you can control and manipulate them for YOUR own sick and twisted purposes.

Just let that sink in.
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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:06 AM

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This website sickens me.
Now most religious folks are homophobic, some are a little racist, and some just don't care about anyone other than themselves.
Landover is all of the above x 100. But what I hate even more is the amount of hypocrites there are here.

I mean, you all talk about how Communism is evil, and how America is "God's favorite Country" because we are all free... But Lord have mercy if someone disagrees with you on the tiniest little thing.

But back to the Communism; I'm no vocabulary expert, but I do believe Communism occurs when one or more people try to force a large population (or in your case the ENTIRE population) to be absolutely perfect in your vision.

And in your vision, that perfection is "True Christianity," in the sense that you wish to make every single human on Earth a Christian so that you can control and manipulate them for YOUR own sick and twisted purposes.

Just let that sink in.
Is that how you kids are spelling it these days?
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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:09 AM

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This website sickens me.
Now most religious folks are homophobic, some are a little racist, and some just don't care about anyone other than themselves.
Landover is all of the above x 100. But what I hate even more is the amount of hypocrites there are here.

I mean, you all talk about how Communism is evil, and how America is "God's favorite Country" because we are all free... But Lord have mercy if someone disagrees with you on the tiniest little thing.

But back to the Communism; I'm no vocabulary expert, but I do believe Communism occurs when one or more people try to force a large population (or in your case the ENTIRE population) to be absolutely perfect in your vision.

And in your vision, that perfection is "True Christianity," in the sense that you wish to make every single human on Earth a Christian so that you can control and manipulate them for YOUR own sick and twisted purposes.

Just let that sink in.
This website is protected by Jesus. If it makes you sick, then lord have mercy on your soul you filth.

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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:11 AM

Wow. Way to ignore the point of this topic, and stick to something just BARELY related: Grammar. I even said I wasn't a vocabulary expert.
Maybe next time you can read the whole thread before you comment? Hm?
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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:14 AM

Please link to a definition of "communism" that even remotely resembles your description.


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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:19 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism
Communism: Communism (from Latin communis – common, universal)[1][2] is a socioeconomic system structured upon common ownership of the means of production and characterized by the absence of social classes, money,[3][4] and the state; as well as a social, political and economic ideology and movement that aims to establish this social order.

In other words: There's no need for anything in life but Jesus. And if you say anything otherwise, landover will find you, and (probably) try to kill you for disagreeing with them on this subject.
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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:27 AM

I recieved an infraction for speaking MY MIND on an AMERICAN WEBSITE.
How is that not Communism again?
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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:31 AM

How old are you, kiddo?


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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:32 AM

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This website sickens me.
Now most religious folks are homophobic, some are a little racist, and some just don't care about anyone other than themselves.
Landover is all of the above x 100. But what I hate even more is the amount of hypocrites there are here.

I mean, you all talk about how Communism is evil, and how America is "God's favorite Country" because we are all free... But Lord have mercy if someone disagrees with you on the tiniest little thing.

But back to the Communism; I'm no vocabulary expert, but I do believe Communism occurs when one or more people try to force a large population (or in your case the ENTIRE population) to be absolutely perfect in your vision.

And in your vision, that perfection is "True Christianity," in the sense that you wish to make every single human on Earth a Christian so that you can control and manipulate them for YOUR own sick and twisted purposes.

Just let that sink in.
This is called the INTRODUCTION section of the forum for a reason. Waste God's Holy Bandwidth one more time, and you WILL be banned.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I recieved an infraction for speaking MY MIND on an AMERICAN WEBSITE.
How is that not Communism again?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:39 AM

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This is called the INTRODUCTION section of the forum for a reason. Waste God's Holy Bandwidth one more time, and you WILL be banned.
I will be banned for exorcising MY rights on an AMERICAN Website. I apologize for posting this topic in the introduction Section, but the Communist systems don't allow me to post anywhere else.

Also, "God's Holy Bandwidth"? Where in the Bible does it even speak of needing an internet bandwidth connection to speak to you? If you actually quote a Bible verse I will have seen everything.
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Wow. Way to ignore the point of this topic, and stick to something just BARELY related: Grammar. I even said I wasn't a vocabulary expert.
Maybe next time you can read the whole thread before you comment? Hm?
Vocabulary & grammar aside, you can't spell. Public school?
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Your rights were exorcised(sic) a long time ago!


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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 05:51 AM

I'm actually a little curious now... I don't suppose any of you are familiar with the "Finest Squad," are you? And no, they aren't just some silly band or anything like that. Finest Squad saved Xbox and Play Station Video Game consoles on Christmas when people who weren't big fans of video games tried to destroy it.
They stood their ground and fought off Hackers to help people who couldn't help themselves. Now the Finest Squad does everything in their power to wipe out haters like you from the internet. I wish I knew how to contact them, but they remain anonymous-for now.

Someday though, I wish they would just come right through here and shut down this website for the blind filth that babble on it all day.
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I'm actually a little curious now... I don't suppose any of you are familiar with the "Finest Squad," are you? And no, they aren't just some silly band or anything like that. Finest Squad saved Xbox and Play Station Video Game consoles on Christmas when people who weren't big fans of video games tried to destroy it.
They stood their ground and fought off Hackers to help people who couldn't help themselves. Now the Finest Squad does everything in their power to wipe out haters like you from the internet. I wish I knew how to contact them, but they remain anonymous-for now.

Someday though, I wish they would just come right through here and shut down this website for the blind filth that babble on it all day.
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...Someday though, I wish they would just come right through here and shut down this website for the blind filth that babble on it all day.
So hooray for freedom of speech, except for people you disagree with, huh?

Btw, the Constitution delineates the powers and responsibilities of the Government. This is a privately owned and operated website (basically, private property) so the Constitution does not apply here. You have just as many "rights" as the True Christians™ (as the website owners) grant you, which is pretty much nothing (except the right to just go away).


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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 06:58 AM

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I'm actually a little curious now... I don't suppose any of you are familiar with the "Finest Squad," are you? And no, they aren't just some silly band or anything like that. Finest Squad saved Xbox and Play Station Video Game consoles on Christmas when people who weren't big fans of video games tried to destroy it.
They stood their ground and fought off Hackers to help people who couldn't help themselves. Now the Finest Squad does everything in their power to wipe out haters like you from the internet. I wish I knew how to contact them, but they remain anonymous-for now.

Someday though, I wish they would just come right through here and shut down this website for the blind filth that babble on it all day.
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I will be banned for exorcising MY rights on an AMERICAN Website. I apologize for posting this topic in the introduction Section, but the Communist systems don't allow me to post anywhere else.

Also, "God's Holy Bandwidth"? Where in the Bible does it even speak of needing an internet bandwidth connection to speak to you? If you actually quote a Bible verse I will have seen everything.
Communism, as you correctly posted, is a economic construct. Although you posted it, you did not understand it. There is nothing in Marx's writings advocating an economic organization under which newbies are allowed to post only in the "introductions" thread of a forum. This rule is ours alone, and has nothing to do with communism.

Moreover, there is nothing that gives you the right to post whatever you want HERE. I challenge you to find one law by which this forum has a legal obligation to let you say anything at all, much less whatever you want.

Finally, posting a notice that you have difficulties with vocabulary does not forgive your horrendous misuse of the words you choose to use. If you know you have issues with the definitions of words, buy a dictionary. There is no reason for us to tolerate your language errors just because you warned us.

Better yet, just read the Bible. It's the only book you'll need and you will be educated only after you have read it. Revelation 1:3. Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.


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...Also, "God's Holy Bandwidth"? Where in the Bible does it even speak of needing an internet bandwidth connection to speak to you? If you actually quote a Bible verse I will have seen everything...
Actually, Mr. Jack, our pastors refer to vain babbling that does nothing to enhance to spread of the Word of God during these times, during these End of Days that we are entering. This vain and egoistical ranting does take place everywhere, not only in the Interwebs. However, God makes it absolutely clear that this type of idle communication is in direct opposition to His commands. I'll give you some examples:

Exodus 5:9
Let there more work be laid upon the men, that they may labour therein; and let them not regard vain words.

Deuteronomy 5:11
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Job 15:2
Should a wise man utter vain knowledge, and fill his belly with the east wind?

Job 16:3
Shall vain words have an end? or what emboldeneth thee that thou answerest?

Matthew 6:7
But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

2 Timothy 2:16
But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.


The medium of the vanity is not an issue, it is the actual vanity, self-righteousness and empty boasting, debating for the false desire of winning, although it is obvious for all intelligent people that with God backing us up (by His Word), there is no way to defeat a True Christian™ when it comes to Spiritual issues.


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Default Re: Hypocrasy - 01-07-2015, 03:58 PM

Welcome Jack. Let me start by saying you really should stop taking the drugs. I will not judge you but seriously, everyone knows.

Jack, God provided us with a simple plan. Follow the plan, go to Heaven and spend eternity in splendor. Go against the plan are spend eternity being tormented in Hell. Not really very hard to choose, is it Jack?

One of the points in the plan is God tells us to help out fellow man, no matter how foul or disgusting they are. Think of every soul a Christian converts worth bouns points when arriving in Heaven. They could be worth an upgraded room.

Communism and Christianity do not mix. Commies hate the open minds of Christians. Tell me Jack, do you have an open mind? Or do you hate Jesus?

Jack, you are a young man. Don't you want to be Loved by God?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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