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Smile no seriously - 01-11-2015, 06:18 PM
Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
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Default Re: no seriously - 01-11-2015, 06:27 PM
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Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
Why do you respect the faith of people who think you should be murdered?
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Default Re: no seriously - 01-11-2015, 06:28 PM
Your sissy English jeeps will do you no good in the quest for salvation. Only through a personal relationship with Jesus may you be saved. There is no other path save through Jesus.

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Default Re: no seriously - 01-11-2015, 06:33 PM
Does this mean you won't answer this question?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: no seriously - 01-11-2015, 07:58 PM
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Thankyou for all the responses i have had. I respect all people of faith and delight in the idea that there is more to life than the quest for pleasure and the gaining of wealth. I am an agnostic Anglican, and I looked up why.your church uses the Anglican king James version? I found no answer, and chuch members refused to answer. Could be that you are an unrecognized branch of the church of England? Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
This is about the most retarded "logic" I've ever seen. By your reckoning, every time I eat pancakes I turn into Aunt Jemima.



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Default Re: no seriously - 01-16-2015, 08:13 PM
Surely we can find this lady a version of the Bishop's Bible???
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Default Re: no seriously - 01-17-2015, 12:55 AM
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Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
I didn't know they had a church for those things, although it's not surprising. I know a guy who has two of them. He polishes them with a lambswool cloth and spit, and he won't even let the rain touch them.

Obviously, we are going to tell you that worshiping SUVs or anything else that isn't the Lord Jesus Christ and his Father the God of all creation and the Holy Spirit who is - uh - exactly like them only different is a recipe for eternal damnation.

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