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Originally Posted by the meek
Maybe the landrover church could lead me to faith.
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I didn't know they had a church for those things, although it's not surprising. I know a guy who has two of them. He polishes them with a lambswool cloth and spit, and he won't even let the rain touch them.
Obviously, we are going to tell you that worshiping SUVs or anything else that isn't the Lord Jesus Christ and his Father the God of all creation and the Holy Spirit who is - uh - exactly like them only different is a recipe for eternal damnation.
Humbly,
Wally