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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-29-2015, 11:02 PM

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I wouldn't have had to ask that you respect my choice of username if you hadn't intentionally gotten it wrong. And tennis isn't a homosexual sport, in fact I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.
14 Queer Tennis Players:

1. Bill Tilden
2. Lisa Raymond
3. Gigi Fernández
4. Billie Jean King
5. Martina Navratilova
6. Helen Jacobs
7. Rennae Stubbs
8. Amélie Mauresmo
9. Hana Mandlíková
10. Gottfried von Cramm
11. Casey Dellacqua
12. Gigi Fernández
13. Ilana Kloss
14. Ted Tinling

A friend of mine was a sports dentist - he made a fortune extracting pieces of rug from the teeth most women tennis players.





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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-29-2015, 11:14 PM

Good for you, you listed professional players. I don't play with professionals because I am not a professional. When I said I didn't know any gay tennis players, I meant that none of the people I personally play tennis with are gay as far as I know
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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-29-2015, 11:46 PM

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...When I said I didn't know any gay tennis players, I meant that none of the people I personally play tennis with are gay as far as I know
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...I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.
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So what if I can't delete my account? I won't be posting anything or using my account again.
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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 12:10 AM

I wasn't lying. The only tennis player that I knew to be gay was Martina.
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14 Queer Tennis Players:

1. Bill Tilden
2. Lisa Raymond
3. Gigi Fernández
4. Billie Jean King
5. Martina Navratilova
6. Helen Jacobs
7. Rennae Stubbs
8. Amélie Mauresmo
9. Hana Mandlíková
10. Gottfried von Cramm
11. Casey Dellacqua
12. Gigi Fernández
13. Ilana Kloss
14. Ted Tinling
And also Gigi Fernández too. I wonder how many players entered into the game as normal people and then chose to be gay after being exposed to so much Tennis.


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I wouldn't have had to ask that you respect my choice of username if you hadn't intentionally gotten it wrong. And tennis isn't a homosexual sport, in fact I don't know any professional tennis player who is gay except for one.
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Good for you, you listed professional players. I don't play with professionals because I am not a professional. When I said I didn't know any gay tennis players, I meant that none of the people I personally play tennis with are gay as far as I know
Oh my! You poor thing! You're life is such a lie that you just can't seem to get your lies all sorted out, can you? I'm praying for you!


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Pie Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 12:37 AM

Its so much fun talking to you people. Anything I say, you take offence to it and practically shit your own pants getting all worked up over nothing. CHEESECAKE
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Its so much fun talking to you people. Anything I say, you take offence to it and practically shit your own pants getting all worked up over nothing. CHEESECAKE
Mr. Guy,

I see little hope but finally you are making some sense. God is, indeed, the ultimate cheesemaker. I know that there was once an attempt in atheist cinema to mock this but neither them nor you had read the Bible.

Job 10:10
Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?

Whatever you try when you persecute us or ridicule God, He has already taken that into account.



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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 02:49 AM

I like anal sex. It's delicious. it has nothing to do with god however, I just love packing mud or being a bottom sissy queen! Either way.
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Yes, Mr. Tennis Guy, I am Harsha Shah. It is very nice to meet you. Yes. I am not a Christian and I suppose you aren't, either. I hope I am not offending you but I would like to know what your religion is. Yes. I am also thinking that you are perhaps here not to learn. I am learning here all the time but I am not saying that I am agreeing with all the people here. I am trying not to offend but to learn. Yes. I am thinking that you might be here for self gratification, and that is bad karma. If you are here to feel superior - I still hope I am not offending - I am hoping that you think about it again. These christians are instructing me in their faith and you could be instructing me about your faith too, yes? I am sorry if I was asking too much. Yes.


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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 03:23 AM

You seem angry.


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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 03:59 AM

@moss, yes I am angry because idiots like you are constantly trying to make me straight.
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@moss, yes I am angry because idiots like you are constantly trying to make me straight.
Have you considered playing a straight sport and accepting Jesus into your life?


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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:15 AM

Tennis is a gay sport you fool. The gayest!
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Tennis is a gay sport you fool. The gayest!
Well yes, we knew that. Any sport with men dancing around with rackets and rubber balls could only be queer. Batting balls back and forth, in some sort of gay domination.

Is it the man with the shortest shorts that usually wins? How do you you sort out the power top that drives for the night? You know? The one that drives the man-pipe into the tunnel?

I'm glad I have nothing to do with such lurid filth.

But you are in my prayers.

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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:30 AM



Tennis is clearly a queer sport. Invented by the infamous homers; the French.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:33 AM

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@moss, yes I am angry because idiots like you are constantly trying to make me straight.
Aaaaand, back to the very first thing anyone here told you:

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...if you'd bothered to read the sticky threads you were directed to in your welcoming email...
You'd have found this, from distinguished Professor Emeritus Enobarbus:

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Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Zeke and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.
So keep calling everyone else idiots, idiot.


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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:34 AM

I said it is gay! And I'm a retard. But my mommy loves me and my boyfriend loves me and he doesn't care that I like to play hide the pickle in the public toilets around town. Why did God make me this way, huh?
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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:46 AM

Oh so you think its a good idea to be able to deface other peoples messages just cuz you can? You must really love god, you love him so much that you try to be a god yourself. You twist peoples words to suit your fancy, humiliating and demeaning them. You are an immature child, and probably a faggot as well.
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Default Re: Tennisguy101 Intro - 09-30-2015, 04:51 AM

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...You are an immature child...
Just who is having the tantrum, William?

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...and probably a faggot as well.
Yeah, now that's mature.

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For crying out loud, just because someone is gay doesn't mean I can't play tennis with them. I'm not a judgemental ***potty language removed by moderator***, unlike the lot of you
LIAR.


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