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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-15-2011, 09:15 PM
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Was it a watermelon?
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A watermelon is a FRUIT
Or did Reagan try to reclassify that too?
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-15-2011, 09:36 PM
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A watermelon is a FRUIT
Or did Reagan try to reclassify that too?
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Who else but a fruitcake would know all about fruits? The Holy Bible says nothing about watermelons so it’s a moot point. We call every green plant a vegetable around these places; if God doesn't care about watermelons, why should I?
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-15-2011, 09:53 PM
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Who else but a fruitcake would know all about fruits? The Holy Bible says nothing about watermelons so it’s a moot point. We call every green plant a vegetable around these places; if God doesn't care about watermelons, why should I?
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Care to tell me how often "vegetable" is mentioned in the KJV and how many time "fruit" is?
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-15-2011, 11:32 PM
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Care to tell me how often "vegetable" is mentioned in the KJV and how many time "fruit" is?
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Vegetable gets 0 results
Fruit gets 338 results
Therefor vegetables don't exist and tomatos are fruit.
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09-16-2011, 12:51 AM
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Search of the KJV1611 for
Vegetable gets 0 results
Fruit gets 338 results
Therefor vegetables don't exist and tomatos are fruit.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 12:53 AM
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i was kinda raped by a vegetable, i slipped and fell on one when coming out o the shower, it was shock
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When I first read the title to this thread, "RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM". I thought, "What a silly notion"!?! But its true, plants really can't be trusted. I got gang raped by a whole field of them last Summer.
I was just walking along minding my own business and they gave me hay fever. Now, hay fever is caused by pollen, which is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an Sexually Transmitted Disease. Since I did not voluntarily consent to being impregnated with their sperm, I've deduced I got raped and if they did it you too, KittyKat, nobody is safe.
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09-16-2011, 02:21 AM
We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.
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09-16-2011, 02:30 AM
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Are you going to tell me the GWB classed the Strawberry as a vegetable too?
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You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.
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09-16-2011, 02:35 AM
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We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.
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Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
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09-16-2011, 02:36 AM
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Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
Bobby-Joe was insulting the 40th President of the United States!
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Yea, that's Obama, right?
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 02:39 AM
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You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.
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An accessory fruit (sometimes called false fruit, spurious fruit, or pseudocarp) is a fruit in which some of the flesh is derived not from the ovary but from some adjacent tissue exterior to the carpel. Examples of accessory tissue are the receptacle of strawberries, figs, or mulberries, and the calyx of Gaultheria procumbens or Syzygium jambos.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 02:40 AM
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[B][COLOR=Red]Syzygium jambos.
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Exactly. Obama is a sambo, and tomatoes are a fruit.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 02:41 AM
So: it's a fruit.
Thank you!
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 02:57 AM
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tomatoes are a fruit.
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tomato
n. pl. tomatoes
a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 03:02 AM
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Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?
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09-16-2011, 03:09 AM
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Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?
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I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 03:15 AM
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I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.
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Vegetable.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 03:28 AM
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Really Zekie Boy, resorting to wikipedia, we all know how reliable that is!
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 04:26 PM
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Really Zekie Boy, resorting to wikipedia, we all know how reliable that is!
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Mean while Brother Trent's point still stand; there are NO such thing as vegetables in The Bible so tomatoes are fruit that pretend to be vegetables. Vegetable is basically the meat of the plant, fruit is the reproductive organ. Any reasonable person would agree under that definition a tomato is a fruit since we can't eat tomato leaves.
The only reason tomatoes are stealth fruit is to hide they are plant ovary. This is because the radical homosexual left wants to use tomatoes for surrogate oral rape in an attempt to turn every man in the country GAY!
Eat a cherry tomato and its only a matter of time before you are sucking on a tallywacker in a highway rest stop.
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Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM! -
09-16-2011, 05:38 PM
After such callous abuse of Freedom of Speech for slandering one of the holiest Presidents of the US of A (besides G.H.W. Bush and G.W. Bush):
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