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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 08:42 PM
How do you know god hates the isle of man?
has he told you? are the words "God hates the isle of man in the bible?"
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 08:51 PM
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How do you know god hates the isle of man?
has he told you? are the words "God hates the isle of man in the bible?"
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They're right next to where it tells you water is wet and ice is cold.
God tells us what He hates.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 08:54 PM
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They're right next to where it tells you water is wet and ice is cold.
God tells us what He hates.
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so are you now telling me that water is not and ice is in fact boiling?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 08:55 PM
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oh and show me where it says that in the bible?
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I just did, but here you go again:
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...Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"
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... thought it was just if a man lies with another man ...
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You thought wrong. Read your Bible, learn from the source.
As for transexuals, M2F's still have a Y chromosome; some fake tits and rearranged skin in the nethers don't make "her" a woman.
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Now you're just being wilfully ignorant. Let's start arguing over what "is" means, shall we?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 08:56 PM
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so are you now telling me that water is not and ice is in fact boiling?
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Do you take special stupid pills?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 09:00 PM
Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 09:08 PM
you just said it says god hates the isle of man next to where is says where water is wet and ice is cold?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-11-2012, 09:16 PM
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you just said it says god hates the isle of man next to where is says where water is wet and ice is cold?
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I was being sarcastic, you retard.
It's implied and just because the Bible doesn't specifically say water is wet doesn't mean it isn't wet. The Isle of Man has shown itself to be a haven of iniquity and the fools that roar into here from there prove it.
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04-11-2012, 10:10 PM
You were just kidding about the tattoos, weren't you? Guys with tattoos terrify me--one tried to rape me!
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-12-2012, 12:52 AM
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Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where
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Freind, are you one of those glue huffers? All you need to do is Huff God and let Him take you away.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-12-2012, 02:53 AM
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Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where
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You aren't mentioned in the Holy Bible either. Maybe YOU don't exist!
And why are you prattling on about Australia? Is that where the Isle of Man is?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-12-2012, 05:48 PM
Isle of Man . . . sounds like a gay resort. You know, the kind with clothing-optional (and condom-optional) Bareback Beach, and with a "dungeon", and "blackout parties" every Saturday where sodomites can exchange viruses and bacteria.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 04:16 PM
The Holy Spirit has just told me we are about to be graced with wisdom from Jacob92 any time now. We are so lucky!
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 04:19 PM
It's kind of hard to tell sarcasm over a computer mate, retard that's rich coming from an American
The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity was quoted over easter saying "the bible is not to be taken literally, the bible is real and as long as you follow the morals of the stories and lead a good life that's all God asks for".
Afraid I'm not joking about the tattoos, I hate my body because it is covered in scars and I rather have art work there.
No the Isle of Man is situated between Gods 4 kingdoms Scotland, England Ireland and Wales the Isle of Man being the 5th. How ever there are wallabies there after they escaped from a Zoo there and they are flourishing
Its named the Isle of Man after the mythical sea God Mannanin
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 04:26 PM
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It's kind of hard to tell sarcasm over a computer mate, retard that's rich coming from an American
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I'm English "Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England"
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The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity was quoted over easter saying "the bible is not to be taken literally, the bible is real and as long as you follow the morals of the stories and lead a good life that's all God asks for".
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That's because he's wrong.
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. The leader of the Church of England may as well be a Catholic.
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Afraid I'm not joking about the tattoos, I hate my body because it is covered in scars and I rather have art work there.
No the Isle of Man is situated between Gods 4 kingdoms Scotland, England Ireland and Wales the Isle of Man being the 5th. How ever there are wallabies there after they escaped from a Zoo there and they are flourishing
Its named the Isle of Man after the mythical sea God Mannanin
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The Isle of Man is not and never has been a kingdom and is not acknowledged as such; it is a self-governing Crown Dependency of the United Kingdom, located in the Irish Sea between the islands of Great Britain and Ireland, within the British Isles. The head of state is Queen Elizabeth II, who holds the title of Lord of Mann. The Lord of Mann is represented by a Lieutenant Governor. The island is not part of the United Kingdom, but its foreign relations and defence are the responsibility of the UK Government. Although the United Kingdom does not usually interfere in the island's domestic matters, its "good government" is ultimately the responsibility of the Crown (i.e., in practice, the Government of the United Kingdom).
It's an embarrassment of pagan isolation and barely acknowledged.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 04:37 PM
Look at you're history the british civil war shows how much the church of England and Catholics hate each other just look at the news updates about all the trouble in nothern ireland
I do know about the politics of the Isle of Man my uncle was Deemster Kerruish (Ker-oosh) and before leaving acted as the Lietenant Govenor of the Isle of man and my grand father is an MLC (Member of the legislative council) for the Isle of man. It's also clear that none of them are a kingdom of God it was just said in the 1700s and just stuck. How can you just say he's wrong? I'm not saying he's right, I'm not saying your wrong because I genuinly don't know what happens after death. This version of christianity has been around a lot longer than yours 600 AD I think? We'll see and if I have lived my life wrong then ah well, hell awaits
What I don't get is why you think you are God's chosen? and the Jews God's people?
Also explain Dinosaurs and prehistoric life? do you genuinly believe they never existed?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 04:49 PM
Also mate inspiriation is what you just said in thw wuote inspiration can be interpreted in different forms the inspiration for harry potter was heavily influenced by the lord of the rings
different story though
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 05:26 PM
Please rewrite this in English. We don't speak Retard here.
Thank you.
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Look at you're history the british civil war shows how much the church of England and Catholics hate each other just look at the news updates about all the trouble in nothern ireland
I do know about the politics of the Isle of Man my uncle was Deemster Kerruish (Ker-oosh) and before leaving acted as the Lietenant Govenor of the Isle of man and my grand father is an MLC (Member of the legislative council) for the Isle of man. It's also clear that none of them are a kingdom of God it was just said in the 1700s and just stuck. How can you just say he's wrong? I'm not saying he's right, I'm not saying your wrong because I genuinly don't know what happens after death. This version of christianity has been around a lot longer than yours 600 AD I think? We'll see and if I have lived my life wrong then ah well, hell awaits
What I don't get is why you think you are God's chosen? and the Jews God's people?
Also explain Dinosaurs and prehistoric life? do you genuinly believe they never existed?
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 05:38 PM
Sorry for my first language being Welsh and that's grammatically correct as is the spelling.. I think
At least some of you acknowledge now its English not American
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
04-13-2012, 05:57 PM
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Sorry for my first language being Welsh and that's grammatically correct as is the spelling.. I think
At least some of you acknowledge now its English not American
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Hang on. You live on the Isle of Man where it's hardly surprising you are related to just about everyone there and your first language is Welsh?
Are you for real?
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