4 Mayors are currently running for President.
Pete Buttigieg,
Corey Booker,
Julian Castro, and Bill de Blasio.
What does the Bible tell us about Mayors?
Genesis 4:17 tells us that Cain, the inventor of murder, also invented cities. Cain was the first mayor.
Nehemiah 13:19 says that cities should have trump-style walls, and the gates should be shut on Sunday, the sabbath. Yet not only to America's sinful mayors have no walls, gates or even checkpoints around their cities, they don't put so much as spikestrips down on Sunday. Trucks just drive right in, mocking the
LORD!
Acts 17:16 says that people who live in towns called Athens are idolaters. There are towns called Athens in: Alabama, Arkansas, California, Ohio, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New York, Ohio (they're so sinful they built two), Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia, Wisconsin. That's a lot of idolater-tolerating mayors.
So we know that mayors were bad from the start and keep defying God to this day. No wonder than that only two mayors have ever made it to the White House.
The History of Mayors in the White House
Grover Cleveland, mayor of Buffalo New York, won the popular vote 3 times, but lost a term because
God uses the electoral college to keep out sinners.
He opposed tariffs, appointed black people to positions, called the treatment of Chinese immigrants "outrages", and failed to invade Canada even though a fishing dispute giving him a perfectly good excuse.
In short he was the rest of the world's president. Historians remember him as one of the best presidents, but of course historians are liberals.
Calvin Coolidge Mayor of Northampton, Massachusetts.
Known as "Silent Cal" because he was quiet, meaning he was probably an introvert, meaning he was definitely an autistic retard. He even gave the nation's first presidential radio address, and we all know about how the autists love tech gizmos. Probably shot up with vaccines when nobody was looking.
Like all nerds he had yellow fever: he "
appended a signing statement expressing his unhappiness with the [immigration]
bill's specific exclusion of Japanese immigrants".
He also made all Native Americans into US Citizens, proving he had teepee fever also. As for jungle fever:
Coolidge was "devoid of racial prejudice,"...spoke in favor of the civil rights of African-Americans, saying in his first State of the Union address that their rights were "just as sacred as those of any other citizen" under the U.S. Constitution and that it was a "public and a private duty to protect those rights."...Coolidge repeatedly called for laws to make lynching a federal crime...he thanked and commended African-Americans for their rapid advances in education and their contributions to US society...Coolidge stressed tolerance of differences as an American value and thanked immigrants for their contributions to U.S. society...
In foreign policy he was a cut-and-runner who spat on the troops by ending the occupation of the Dominican Republic and Nicaragua.
Conclusion:
Because cities are such melting-pots (drug cocktails?) mayors tend to be more cosmopolitan than other candidates. Because their problems involve people a few blocks away, and can't be solved with bombing raids, mayors tend to be pacifistic and overly nice. Here's Cory Booker, refusing to hate Donald Trump, even professing Christian love for him:
And here's Pete Buttigieg giving an hour-long surrender ceremony to every enemy foreign and domestic, real and imagined, from the Klingon Empire down to termites and the bugs that cause armpit odor:
See Also: Young Presidents are Bad Presidents.