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Default Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-15-2019, 05:03 PM

I was glancing through various news outlets for more Christian Stories and I came across this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50054044

Dutch family 'waiting for end of time' discovered in basement.
A family who spent nine years in a basement "waiting for the end of time" have been discovered by police in the Netherlands after the eldest son turned up at a local pub, reports say.

A man, 58, and his six adult children - aged 18 to 25 - were living at a farm in the northern province of Drenthe.
They were found after the son ordered beer at a bar in the nearby village of Ruinerwold, and then told staff he needed help, broadcaster RTV reported.

Witnesses said the man looked confused. His family had been living in isolation waiting for the end of time, RTV reported. "He ordered five beers and drank them. Then I had a chat with him and he revealed he had run away and needed help.

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I suppose that you are ahead of me here, but the first things that sprang to mind were (i) the parable of the prodigal son (ii) the wise advice "Spare the rod and spoil the child."

The situation seems clear. The father was a Christian man and kept his family safe from the malign influences of Holland – a country well-known for mixed-marriages, encouraging homosexuality, and the supply of porn and drugs. Hours and days and months and years would have been spent teaching the Word of God to his family, and yet Satan got into the soul of one of the sons. It is all too easy for a father to break the iron fist of discipline and show some irrational and godless indulgence – This must have been the case: the rod was spared and the child was spoiled. It can happen like that. And what happened? The son fled with money and got drunk.

And what happened next? The son, overcome with remorse wished to return home, where, doubtless the fatted calf would have been killed. But this was not to be! Read on!


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Police in Drenthe confirmed that a 58-year-old man had been arrested and was under investigation after refusing to co-operate.

"Yesterday someone reported to us [that they were] worried about the living conditions of people in a house in Buitenhuizerweg in #Ruinerwold," they wrote in a tweet. "We went there."

"We still have many unanswered questions," they said, adding that all scenarios were open and their investigation was fully under way.

___________________________________________
How right that father had been to protect his family! Just look what happened! The son sins, repents and then the deluded minions of Satan of that Damned land call in the police – the servants of “Big Government” and the father is arrested!

Yes, it is amazing – there seems to be a crime in Holland that means that if you are a Christian, then you can be jailed for life without a trial!

Well, Landover will not stand by and watch God’s and citizens’ rights trampled underfoot! Pastor Zeke has announced an appeal for $1,000,000 to build a monument to “The Dutch Christian”, whioch will be sited outside the main Church building. This will serve as a reminder to all of the international persecution of Chrtistians.

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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Dime discovered in basement. - 10-15-2019, 08:10 PM

Greetings!

I have made a close study of white people ever since my days at the Methodist School which is in Kingston in Jamaica which is my home. I must tell you in complete confidence that I have often wondered why white nationalists call Black men monkeys when white people are so like monkeys themselves. I am no longer surprised by the things white men do but I must say that I had not yet encountered this kind of white people before today. Do my white friends at the Landover Baptist Church go to the basement to wait for Jesus to come back? Is there something I should know?

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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-15-2019, 11:05 PM

Perhaps these poor people can join Brexit and leave The Netherlands. Nothing good has ever come from the Dutch anyway.


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Perhaps these poor people can join Brexit and leave The Netherlands. Nothing good has ever come from the Dutch anyway.
Oh, yes, dear Brother Cranky -- how very true, and I do thank you, so very much, for mentioning this. I think you'll find that most will agree that the last part of your statement is considered to be common knowledge. I mean, how can we trust people who insist on wearing wooden shoes and naming their embankments after lezbeans?

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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-16-2019, 01:55 AM

I'm sure most Netherlandish families are hiding out these days, what with the crazed potheads, legal whores, and Muslim terrorists running the country. If this head of household were allowed to own a gun, he wouldn't need to hide. At least we know there's ONE sane man in all of Dutchland who's not a limp-wristed liberal that believes in global warming. If it were true, then rising sea levels will submerge that entire below-sea-level excuse for a country. Under those circumstances, hiding in the basement would be suicidal, and it would be more logical to hide in the attic like the Dutch Jewess and fugitive from the law Anne Frank or, better yet, in a boat like Noah.


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I have made a close study of white people [...] white people are so like monkeys themselves.
You need to revise your study material: Monkeys don't live in basements for safety; don't steal money and don't get drunk. The latter are things reserved for God's children when they go astray.




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Do my white friends at the Landover Baptist Church go to the basement to wait for Jesus to come back? Is there something I should know?

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The basement is a place of safety and security but a place that God, of course, can see into clearly.

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M't:6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Lu:12:3: Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.


Of course there are those who spend a lot of time praying, and thus may appear to live in the basement.




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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-18-2019, 08:14 PM

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I was glancing through various news outlets for more Christian Stories and I came across this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50054044

Dutch family 'waiting for end of time' discovered in basement.
A family who spent nine years in a basement "waiting for the end of time" have been discovered by police in the Netherlands after the eldest son turned up at a local pub, reports say.

A man, 58, and his six adult children - aged 18 to 25 - were living at a farm in the northern province of Drenthe.
They were found after the son ordered beer at a bar in the nearby village of Ruinerwold, and then told staff he needed help, broadcaster RTV reported.

Witnesses said the man looked confused. His family had been living in isolation waiting for the end of time, RTV reported. "He ordered five beers and drank them. Then I had a chat with him and he revealed he had run away and needed help.

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I suppose that you are ahead of me here, but the first things that sprang to mind were (i) the parable of the prodigal son (ii) the wise advice "Spare the rod and spoil the child."

The situation seems clear. The father was a Christian man and kept his family safe from the malign influences of Holland – a country well-known for mixed-marriages, encouraging homosexuality, and the supply of porn and drugs. Hours and days and months and years would have been spent teaching the Word of God to his family, and yet Satan got into the soul of one of the sons. It is all too easy for a father to break the iron fist of discipline and show some irrational and godless indulgence – This must have been the case: the rod was spared and the child was spoiled. It can happen like that. And what happened? The son fled with money and got drunk.

And what happened next? The son, overcome with remorse wished to return home, where, doubtless the fatted calf would have been killed. But this was not to be! Read on!


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Police in Drenthe confirmed that a 58-year-old man had been arrested and was under investigation after refusing to co-operate.

"Yesterday someone reported to us [that they were] worried about the living conditions of people in a house in Buitenhuizerweg in #Ruinerwold," they wrote in a tweet. "We went there."

"We still have many unanswered questions," they said, adding that all scenarios were open and their investigation was fully under way.

___________________________________________
How right that father had been to protect his family! Just look what happened! The son sins, repents and then the deluded minions of Satan of that Damned land call in the police – the servants of “Big Government” and the father is arrested!

Yes, it is amazing – there seems to be a crime in Holland that means that if you are a Christian, then you can be jailed for life without a trial!

Well, Landover will not stand by and watch God’s and citizens’ rights trampled underfoot! Pastor Zeke has announced an appeal for $1,000,000 to build a monument to “The Dutch Christian”, whioch will be sited outside the main Church building. This will serve as a reminder to all of the international persecution of Chrtistians.

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Angela Merckel is not my friend.
Good to know. Are you aware that ever since The Donald was elected, they've taken to calling her "leader of the free world?" What a load of horse excrement. The EU is the Fourth Reich.


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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-18-2019, 10:18 PM

it is the the end but the timing is wrong, I have 53 children and 6 wives.
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it is the the end but the timing is wrong, I have 53 children and 6 wives.
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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-19-2019, 03:01 AM

Oh, dear! I just thought of something! Nether-lands!?

How much more sinful could any place be?!


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Default Re: Dutch family 'waiting for End of Time discovered in basement. - 10-21-2019, 05:11 PM

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Oh, dear! I just thought of something! Nether-lands!?

How much more sinful could any place be?!

Ho-land. Game over.
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