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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-17-2019, 10:37 AM

I think there may be a furryheaven. People can not live together so there must be several heavens.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-17-2019, 12:03 PM

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I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to mock anything at all! I simply made a joke.

I don't quite fear my eternal damnation either, as long as I live a happy life here on Earth, I'm content.
So if next year you were to spend a single second in contentedness and the other 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds in unendurable agony, that would be a decent trade off for you? And that's nothing compared to eternity, boy. Get right with Jesus and you can reverse the situation. Praise God!


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-17-2019, 07:12 PM

Well, what matters is that I'm happy in the moment! Whatever happens in the future is exactly that: In the future. I live for the present!
Anyways, as long as I'm not hurting anyone, I'm happy!


I know that I'm a good and kind person at heart, and that I've done no wrong for being myself! Whatever awaits me when I dies is tomorrow's problem, but today I'll love life.


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Sinner Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-17-2019, 07:47 PM

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I think there may be a furryheaven. People can not live together so there must be several heavens.
It is called Hell.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-18-2019, 10:02 AM

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It is called Hell.
I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell.
Thank you Sir.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-18-2019, 01:17 PM

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I understand now that all people in heaven must be the same and all others must go to hell.
Thank you Sir.
Well, duh - that's why God gave us all free will. We have the free will to either blindly follow the Word of God 100%, all of the 600+ commandments, and go to Heaven, or disobey one or more of the commandments, and go to Hell.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-27-2019, 01:32 PM

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The only answer that i can give to this question is: good people go to Heaven (and by good i mean thoose according to the Catholic tradition).


Now, are furries good people? Did they go to Church? Did they believe in God? Did they avoid doing anything sinful (such as getting horny behind a monitor)? If not, i don't think that God would let them going to Heaven.


Now, as what i have seen, furries are a cult of people who dress like American Football's Mascot the whole day and meets togeter on the web or in a Comic Fair (like thoose kind of Halloween/Carnival rip-off, but with comic and videogames character and no candies).


However i've also seen some furries calling themselves Christian, so they may be good people (even tough i have yet to see a furry attending a Catholic Mass).


Also, while no Catholic Church would ever admit a furry in, i believe that Orthodox Churches may be more tolerant towards them, since they believe that Saint Christopher was a Dog-man.





And for last: i have seen no fursuit in Heaven, so i doubt that they can bring it along.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-27-2019, 01:47 PM

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Also, while no Catholic Church would ever admit a furry in, i believe that Orthodox Churches may be more tolerant towards them, since they believe that Saint Christopher was a Dog-man.
Eww! Man, I just had breakfast, and you are making me look at something like that?!?

Anyway - thank you for confirming that the Orthodox (and by extension, that little sect which separated from them because of filioque) are hellbound pagans.
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The only answer that i can give to this question is: good people go to Heaven (and by good i mean thoose according to the Catholic tradition). However i've also seen some furries calling themselves Christian, so they may be good people (even tough i have yet to see a furry attending a Catholic Mass).
Oh, really, Mr. Rovagnati? Something tells me that you won't have to wait much longer to see those "furries" at your church.

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