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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 08-31-2010, 09:21 PM

Spring Heeled Jack:

I'm not sure which Freehold you're talking about, as I keep Freehold, Iowa, running like a well-oiled machine.

It's safe to walk the streets at night here because I and a band of my fellow True Christian Officers of the Law are out there putting criminal scum behind bars.

You had better keep your fantasies of being a homosexual superhero in a spandex bikini behind closed doors, or else you too will find yourself locked behind bars for disturbing the peace, interfering with police business, and likely molesting small children.
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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 08-31-2010, 10:31 PM

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Spring Heeled Jack:

I'm not sure which Freehold you're talking about, as I keep Freehold, Iowa, running like a well-oiled machine.

It's safe to walk the streets at night here because I and a band of my fellow True Christian Officers of the Law are out there putting criminal scum behind bars.

You had better keep your fantasies of being a homosexual superhero in a spandex bikini behind closed doors, or else you too will find yourself locked behind bars for disturbing the peace, interfering with police business, and likely molesting small children.
I'm disappointed to hear this, but I can't say I'm surprised. Who's paying you off? The drug dealers? The pimps? The corrupt bankers? I hope they gave you a lot of donuts and cheeseburgers in exchange for your blind eye. I guess this means you won't be taking me up on my offer. Too bad. The streets of this town are riddled with crime and someone has to clean up the trash. It's a shame that the citizens of this town have to rely on a masked hero to protect them.

You're sinking in quicksand, Officer Richards, and I'm offering you a hand. You can reach out and take it or you can refuse and seal your own fate. The choice is yours.

This won't be the last time you hear from me. I'll be out there every night patrolling the streets, and my offer still stands. You'll see me on the rooftops, in the back alleys, in the shadows; but when you go to take a second glance I'll be gone.

Good day, Officer.

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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 08-31-2010, 10:33 PM

@Spring Heeled Jack Why are you not nicer to Ofc. Don W. Richards?


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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 09-01-2010, 12:01 AM

Nobody's paying me, except the good taxpayers of Freehold whom it is my responsibility to protect and serve.

By your own admission, you are roaming the streets at night looking for trouble. You can bet your bottom dollar that if any of my boys spot you lurking in the alleys, let alone climbing on somebody's roof, they'll have your queer ass in handcuffs faster than you can say your own safe-word.

The only menace the True Christians of Freehold have to fear is YOU.
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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 09-01-2010, 04:23 AM

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Nobody's paying me, except the good taxpayers of Freehold whom it is my responsibility to protect and serve.

By your own admission, you are roaming the streets at night looking for trouble. You can bet your bottom dollar that if any of my boys spot you lurking in the alleys, let alone climbing on somebody's roof, they'll have your queer ass in handcuffs faster than you can say your own safe-word.

The only menace the True Christians of Freehold have to fear is YOU.
The only way your boys would ever find the motivation to cash me down is if I glued a pizza to my back.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some crime to go fight. I might not being paid for it, I might not get kick backs from the drug dealers and the whores, but at least I can look at myself in the mirror and not be ashamed at what I see.


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Default Re: Ofc. Don W. Richards Running for Sheriff 2010 - 09-01-2010, 05:04 AM

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The only way your boys would ever find the motivation to cash me down is if I glued a pizza to my back.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some crime to go fight. I might not being paid for it, I might not get kick backs from the drug dealers and the whores, but at least I can look at myself in the mirror and not be ashamed at what I see.
If I saw a Spandex-clad prancing pansy looking at me from the mirror, I know I'd have the decency to be ashamed.

Why don't you?


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