[Beaux McManus]

Hey Cassie!

I had a talk with Charlie today (he's conked out now in the front seat, so I can go on the computer) because I wanted to get to the bottom of this whole Mexican Holiday thing he's all fixated on. He didn't say much (that's just his way) but from what was UNSAID, I think it's all getting clearer now.

Cassie, this guy whisked me away from literally the darkest night of my life. He's put his own work on hold to keep me in out-of-the-way places, and is really concerned about my health (keeping me constantly hydrated with sodas, never complaining that I sleep so much, etc.) And there was no reason in the world for him to do all this except that he must like me.

And you know, darn it if I haven't come to appreciate his quiet ways. It's really thoughts that count, after all, not words. And it's almost like I can tell what he's thinking, now, in his brooding way.

Anyway, since he's not so great at articulating his feeling, I had to ask Myself: WHY MEXICO? What's in Mexico?

Then it hit me: GAY MARRIAGE!

Charlie's obviously nervous and quiet because he's worried about what I'll say when he proposes! And maybe he's right; maybe another country, like Mexico, is a good place to take that step...where there's no one he knows around to make him feel selfconscious.

As a non-verbal signal, I've pried off one of his beer can tabs, and am wearing it like a ring. He'll be sure to notice it tomorrow. It'll be a good ice breaker.

Oh yeah, will you feed Fiesta and Puddin' Pie if you're out of jail now...or call someone to do it for us? I'll make it up to you....I just really have to give this a chance. When you find someone special, too, you'll understand.

I feel like Something Big's coming

[James Dewitt]

Beaux I am happy you are having a great time. You can not get married God does not like it when 2 people of the same sex get married.........

[Miss Cassandra]

Beaux, I feel something big's coming as well, but big things are nt necessairly good. In tragedies, big things always happen in the final part. What if you're in such a play now?

1.You may not have noticed, but JJ Hold is declared winner of the elections (though not a single person of course really believes he has won). They have succeeded in keeping you away during the most important period before the elections, which clearly was the purpose off the schemes of Dewitt and Hutchins. How do you know this is not just a part of that plan? Remember, they have fooled you before by luring you with an irresistible offer.
2. Jimmy Dewitt has responded positively to your post. If he really were a "true christian" who didn't have to do anything with this, he would have condemned you fiercely.
3. They have turned your theater into a christian men's club, and the Freehold Community Players are unemployed now. They need you, Beaux.
4. Isn't it more noble to fight for gay marriage rights here in America, so that couples don't have to flee to Mexico in the future?
5. Are you sure Charlie is your type? Shouldn't you first take some time to think about that? Or do you want to spend the rest of your life in a truck?

Please, Beaux, you're rushing into things again, and that's usually where things go wrong. Please keep your head cool. And don't drink his soda's anymore!

[Beaux McManus]

CASSIE! You haven't been posting for a while! I was so worried!

Hope you got my other posts....don't even read anything by JAMES "DIABLO" HOLD (I don't) He is simply the devil incarnate.

I stopped drinking Charlie's soda -- on a diet! No space to exercize in here! -- and I'm feeling better. I guess all those chemicals really aren't so good for you.

How can JJ Hold have won the elections when they're this coming Wednesday? Was there a preemptive coup? And why would some fancy new men's club want to hold meetings in the theatre? It's not that big! Are they feeding you okay in jail?? You are sounding kind of lightheaded

I hope all of this isn't just because you're asfraid you're losing me as a friend just because I'm seeing someone now. Cassie, I was totally supportive when you started dating Crescent Moon, even when everyone else was saying they were wrong for you. Can't you show the same support for me now?

Anywayz, this is the plan. We're in Texas now, near the border. Charlie says he's worried I might not get through any checkpoints (since that f-ing Gaiety Burlesque House kept my ID). SO, he says the best thing to do is for me to swim across the Rio Grande at nightfall, over to Chihuahua, where he'll be waiting for me!

I said "Isn't that a long way to swim?" and he showed me some special energizing vitamin pills he has, and said "These will take care of everything," and then he said there'll be a lot of other swimmers, too, probably, and just to "keep with the pack".

Wow. I never knew married life was such an adventure!

I showed him the beer can tab I was wearing and FINALLY HE GOT IT. I said, "Is there going to be another one of these for me on the other side?" (I meant as A wedding band, to match engagement ring) and he said "Uh, sure....whatever you want." (Guys can be so weird about talking about their feelings !)

iT'S A BIG STEP, cASSIE (OR ACTUALLY, A BIG SWIM), but if this is what it takes, Okay. I think I'll be on surer footing as an equality advocate when we come back to Freehold as an actual married couple, and then I can speak about the joys of matrimony and how it worth fighting for.

Talk to ya later, alligator!!
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[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Beaux McManus

CASSIE! You haven't been posting for a while! I was so worried!

We're in Texas now, near the border.
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Beaux--You may not have heard that I have released Miss Cassandra from jail and dropped all charges.

I'm sure that she and I will become quite good friends now. My thinking is that with the relationship between Miss Cassandra and myself fully restored, it might be time for you to return to Freehold and join in the grand Christian fellowship that is in the making.

JJH

[James Dewitt]

I am not sure where he is. Do homers have honeymoons?

[Miss Cassandra]

Beaux, where are you? Please tell me everything's fine...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Here's hoping he didn't drown in the ankle-deep effluent of the Rio Grande. Or get gang-raped by Mexican'ts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I wonder how ol' Beaux McHappyheels is doing.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I wonder how ol' Beaux McHappyheels is doing.

Last I heard he was the star in some kind of trick donkey show in Juarez. I am sure he found his happy place

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Last I heard he was the star in some kind of trick donkey show in Juarez. I am sure he found his happy place

So we're sure he didn't come back as High-Heeled Jack?

I could swear I remember that costume in his photo from the all-male production of "Batgirl: The Musical" that Beaux put on shortly before his little theatre was transformed into the elegant and tasteful (yet masculine) Freehold Men's Club and Turkish Bath.

As you doubtless recall, Brother James, I was outside the theatre protesting that perversion right alongside you. The whole time. Remember the shocked look on Beaux's face when both of us went to protest by the stage door after the show ended, round back in the alley, and he stepped out at 1 am to find us still vigorously protesting after everyone else had left?

I thought the boy was going to faint. He probably didn't realize the incredible stamina True Christian™ men have.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

So we're sure he didn't come back as High-Heeled Jack?

I could swear I remember that costume in his photo from the all-male production of "Batgirl: The Musical" that Beaux put on shortly before his little theatre was transformed into the elegant and tasteful (yet masculine) Freehold Men's Club and Turkish Bath.

As you doubtless recall, Brother James, I was outside the theatre protesting that perversion right alongside you. The whole time. Remember the shocked look on Beaux's face when both of us went to protest by the stage door after the show ended, round back in the alley, and he stepped out at 1 am to find us still vigorously protesting after everyone else had left?

I thought the boy was going to faint. He probably didn't realize the incredible stamina True Christian™ men have.

Good times Rev, he was really shocked when the show closed the next day. A one day wonder.
I don't know the Jack guy is, and I am sure I do not want to meet him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Good times Rev, he was really shocked when the show closed the next day. A one day wonder.
I don't know the Jack guy is, and I am sure I do not want to meet him.

Has anyone determined for sure that Spring-Fling Jackass isn't Beaux, out for revenge?