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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 07:59 PM
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You just want to degrade me further.
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Given what you have already told us about yourself, I'm not sure that would be possible
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 08:04 PM
I just don't think any of that is appropriate for this FORUM and fail to see how that might be helpful to me.
I don't think it would be acceptable in this forum for me to put on make up with red lipstick and wear pink panties and take pictures holding up a sign "Hi Mary" for you to post.
Are you saying that this would be acceptable for me to post in this FORUM like that?
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Take a picture of yourself in drag today. Include your face. Hold up a piece of paper that says, "Hi Mary! I love Jesus!" with today's date.
Easy peasy rice and cheesey.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 08:09 PM
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I just don't think any of that is appropriate for this FORUM and fail to see how that might be helpful to me.
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Curious. Just a short time ago you offered and were eager to do just that.
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Originally Posted by bchas77
I don't think it would be acceptable in this forum for me to put on make up with red lipstick and wear pink panties and take pictures holding up a sign "Hi Mary" for you to post.
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Nope. See, I wouldn't be taking the picture, so I wouldn't be doing the posting. You would post it. Get it?
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Are you saying that this would be acceptable for me to post in this FORUM like that?
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What's the alternative, Chuck? Me saying you can do it but not allow you to do it? That doesn't even make sense. I think it's time you muck out the barn. The urine fumes in the hay are getting to you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
That seems cruel.
I don't think that is helpful at all.
I think you just want humiliating pictures of me so you and your friends can laugh at me.
You just want to degrade me further.
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Not true friend, you have done it all on your own, well before you ever discovered God's Favorite Website™.
I do not know how anyone could denigrate themselves any more than a chronic masturbator could. That is unless you are also orally servicing farm animals. You aren't are you? No need to answer, it is between God and you. Just remember, He knows when you have been naughty and He knows when you have been nice.
But please, wash your hands!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 08:28 PM
Okay, then, if you think it will help me.
If you really think it could help me, sure I just have to figure out how, what to wear and can do it later after my work is done.
So you really want me to dress in drag, what wear panties, high heels, skirt and lipstick. This will help me, be like some kind of therapy for me, confronting my own demons sort of thing.
You really believe it will help me then?
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Take a picture of yourself in drag today. Include your face. Hold up a piece of paper that says, "Hi Mary! I love Jesus!" with today's date.
Easy peasy rice and cheesey.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 09:25 PM
No, apparently it is possible. This one thing I am sure of, it could only get worse.
At this point I am confused and not sure what they want me to do.
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Given what you have already told us about yourself, I'm not sure that would be possible
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
No, apparently it is possible. This one thing I am sure of, it could only get worse.
At this point I am confused and not sure what they want me to do.
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You need to put the penis down and get a Hold of Jesus. Just that simple. Drop to your knees, pray and urge Him to Enter you for True Salvation™.
Give Him the Chance to come unto you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
You need to put the penis down and get a Hold of Jesus. Just that simple.
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Too true, Brother! He can't hold hands with Jesus if he is abusing his schlong in his hand instead!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 10:25 PM
Mary,
So is castration the answer?
I run a cattle ranch and have all the tools. You think that is an option.
Or Mary, do you think it would be more helpful for me to crossdress and put on make up so I can take that picture and post it for you.
So Mary, really, do you really want me to dress in drag, wear panties, high heels, skirt and red lipstick. This will help me, be like some kind of therapy for me, confronting my own demons sort of thing.
You really believe it will help me then?
So which is the most helpful? Surgical or chemical castration or taking the picture you requested and confront my demons?
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Too true, Brother! He can't hold hands with Jesus if he is abusing his schlong in his hand instead!
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 11:13 PM
I think I would do just about anything to get rid of these nasty tags someone has put on my profile, so degrading!!!!!
What kind of FORUM is this where MODERATORS can mess with your profile and humiliate and abuse you like this?
Unsaved trash admitted chronic public masterbator and sodomite
So you say I jack off in public and that I am a queer, homosexual, sodomite or whatever?
But why do I have to be humiliated with that on my profile?
Mary, you promised....?
"If you want me to see what I can do about getting rid of a medal, you'll have to do better than that. I'll need a picture of you. You may hold a hand written sign to me so I know it's you."
Do you really really promise? This sounds wish washy like "see what I can do" doesn't sound like a promise or a guarantee to me!!!!!
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I don't believe this is you. I need to see your face.
Oh wait, I've found it doing a reverse-search. What a surprise.
If you want me to see what I can do about getting rid of a medal, you'll have to do better than that. I'll need a picture of you. You may hold a hand written sign to me so I know it's you.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Mary, you promised....?
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I keep waiting for a picture of you...
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-16-2018, 11:20 PM
I am working on that right now.
I just want to make sure it doesn't break any rules or get me in trouble.
Can you explain in simple terms so I can understand it as far as HOW this picture will help me?
Please...
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I keep waiting for a picture of you...
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
Mary,
So is castration the answer?
I run a cattle ranch and have all the tools. You think that is an option.
Or Mary, do you think it would be more helpful for me to crossdress and put on make up so I can take that picture and post it for you.
So Mary, really, do you really want me to dress in drag, wear panties, high heels, skirt and red lipstick. This will help me, be like some kind of therapy for me, confronting my own demons sort of thing.
You really believe it will help me then?
So which is the most helpful? Surgical or chemical castration or taking the picture you requested and confront my demons?
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I suggest a hammer.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 03:42 AM
You are telling me to take a hammer to the offending organ, is that it?
I suppose it could be effective and I am willing to try after reading your last post, I would be willing to do anything.
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I suggest a hammer.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
You are telling me to take a hammer to the offending organ, is that it?
I suppose it could be effective and I am willing to try after reading your last post, I would be willing to do anything.
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Matthew 18:9
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 11:39 AM
Okay, I get it. I am very serious about it too.
I have a number of hammers, various shapes and sizes. Next time I have the compulsion I will utilize the hammers effectively.
You recommended the hammer and I appreciate it very much.
Thank You Sir
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Matthew 18:9
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 11:59 AM
On second thought Mary.
This is an incredibly insane idea and I refuse to do it.
Just like about 90% of some of the ideas I have been offered from this forum. I don't know why I hang around here or even respond other than this forum has become some sort of obsession for me now.
Now I am thinking you crazy people have some kind of power over me now. This is frightening.
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As God is my witness, if you share a pic of yourself like this, I will see what I can do to remove one of your medals.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 03:39 PM
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I suggest a hammer.
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A valid, and convenient solution, Brother! However, and I apologize if I'm overstepping here, but I wonder if instead Chas ought to maybe tie his offending members with a rubberband until they turn blue, and then black and then fall off. Like bobbing a dog's tail. You know, to avoid wounding the sin-sack. He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:1
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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08-17-2018, 04:12 PM
If I understand your teachings correctly, then masturbation is not only a sinful act; it is also an abomination as it is considered sodomy or homosexual activity.
By know you may have discovered that I am truly afraid of hell and will do whatever is necessary to avoid it.
So as a cattle rancher I do have an elastrator with a wide variety of rubber bands used for that very purpose. Bander loops with the castrator brander we use on cattle.
So I can simply use this device on myself and see what happens?
My attempt to be compliant with whatever you deem necessary, as you have said:
"Chas ought to maybe tie his offending members with a rubberband until they turn blue, and then black and then fall off."
So if I do this will you take the humiliating tags off my header and quit messing with my profile, header and signatures, please???
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
A valid, and convenient solution, Brother! However, and I apologize if I'm overstepping here, but I wonder if instead Chas ought to maybe tie his offending members with a rubberband until they turn blue, and then black and then fall off. Like bobbing a dog's tail. You know, to avoid wounding the sin-sack. He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:1
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-17-2018, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bchas77
If I understand your teachings correctly, then masturbation is not only a sinful act; it is also an abomination as it is considered sodomy or homosexual activity.
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I'm not teaching anything, dear. I'm simply sharing the Good News with you.
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So if I do this will you take the humiliating tags off my header and quit messing with my profile, header and signatures, please???
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We already talked about this.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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