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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-25-2013, 06:59 AM

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They sell these at porn shops.
And . . . ?


Are you just here to give us updates on the things sinners like you buy in those horrible places? Why are you here?




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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-25-2013, 09:35 AM

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They sell these at porn shops.
Now I know you're lying. Why would sexual perverts want to use a chastity device?


Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-25-2013, 05:26 PM

chop it off.
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-25-2013, 05:35 PM

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chop it off.
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Matthew 19:12 "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."


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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-25-2013, 08:59 PM

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By touching a penis. Why do you prefer touching penises over proper marital sex aiming at producing soldiers for Christ?
If you are not adding to ranks of God's Christian Soldiers™ then you are spitting in the eyes of Jesus, and that makes me very, very angry.
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-26-2013, 12:03 AM

some of us can't get women to make Christian soldiers

1 Corinthians 7:1
Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.”
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 01-26-2013, 12:24 AM

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some of us can't get women to make Christian soldiers...
Are you a eunuch, or otherwise wounded in the stones, or just plain fugly?

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Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.”
Read the next verse, too (and KJV only around here).

1 Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

Cherrypicker, huh?


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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 02-06-2019, 12:19 PM

I am grateful to our brother "Missionary in Sweden" for having raised this most sensitive of subjects. We live in a day of solemn adultery. Fornication is a devastatingly evil sin, and yet it is promoted in our schools and in our media as "healthy" and "normal". Whilst prayerful reading of and humble submission to the Word of God are the best defenses against all temptation I believe that a device of this kind can be a useful tool in helping our young men to remain pure to the marriage bed, and those of us who are married to resist inclinations towards adulterous behavior and the equally abhorrent and vile act of homosexual self-abuse. I write from personal experience and as the father of three sons, each of whom was from age 14 until his marriage a consensual wearer of the type of product that our brother recommends.

"Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" (Hebrews 13:4).
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 02-06-2019, 05:42 PM

That’s all well and good but you need to take your unsaved butt to the introduction forums and follow protocol before you post. Also pretending to be a Christian in Freehold is a serious offense.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 02-15-2020, 06:35 PM

I just found this thread. Thank you Brother "Missionary in Sweden" for starting this. Also, thank you Brother Bob4God for your testimony. It was such a relief to find other men locked as I am. I know I’m weak, but had it not been for the vision of Christ on 9/17/18 directing me to wear this cage, I don’t know where I’d be. Likely in hell. Praise God.

During my time locked in the stainless steel cage I’ve come to fully accept it. It will not come off my tallywacker unless Jesus directs me to do so. I’m grateful for the strength and fortitude it’s providing me from manhandling myself and performing the homersexual act.

I still struggle with the urges and images that sneak into my thoughts. How have you fought those temptations? I’d like to keep those urges from happening.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Male chastity belt - 02-17-2020, 02:58 PM

As a father, it pains me greatly to be ill with corona on some foreign vessel than at the homefront protecting my daughters ' ginies from sneaky Asian infiltrators. There's a chance I might be discharged soon, time will tell, and make no bones, I intend to invest in charity belts for all my kids. I wish I had thought of it sooner.
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