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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-09-2014, 05:38 PM

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Where are you getting your information about God from, foul false prophet?
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-10-2014, 09:01 AM

I'm never sure whether contributors read other posts before declaring The Bible to be in error.
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Jesus preached love, forgiveness and acceptance. Jesus would not approve of you slaying another human being regardless of their beliefs.
Jesus take on this preserved for us in The Bible was included in post#9 where He made clear that swords are more important than outer clothing. He points out that hitherto there may have been a different criterion but thenceforth, otherwise.

Why did Jesus command weapons ownership? For overmantle décor? Meditteranean Morris dancing?

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What defines a "non-believer"?
Unbelief.

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(there was something about) ..Christianity and other belief systems attempt to explain the world
"Other" belief systems attempt to explain the world and fail. Attempts to equate The Truth with delusional obsessions and/or idolatry, alien gene ships, bowing down to demons, saturnalia and the pagan deceptions of Romish catholicism will not float here. The acid test is that Christianity succeeds in explaining the world because it is not an attempt. It is the manufacturer's revealed spec. sheet. And it is borne out by actual experience.

For sure, in crushing babies under megalithic architecture the druids promised that the sun would rise. They knew it would rise, regardless. And if they stopped their criminal rituals the sun would still rise. Which is why they dare not desist. Whereas if Jesus had not died at Calvary, we would still be in out sins. There is no comparison.


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Our God cannot be described with words or images because he is not worthy of our flaws.
The problem here is that an image of the moon would not have "our flaws" but those who worchip it have "flaws" beyond comprehension. Yet thay say their idol created the world.

Can you spot the difference?



When Jesus was confromted with arguments like this, His response was particularly clear. And it is because we do have that freedom that we are assured of The Truth.
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Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin.
35 And the servant abideth not in the house for ever: but the Son abideth ever.
36 If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.

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Heathens only know bondage.
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-10-2014, 04:48 PM

Thanks for copying and pasting all those links. I would say it was time well spent, although how dare you break the greatest commandment of all? The Lord himself ordered you to be his servant, but instead you take this privilege and speak with righteousness as if you are the Lord himself.

'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
-Mark 12:31

"But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked."
-Luke 6:35
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Thanks for copying and pasting all those links. I would say it was time well spent, although how dare you break the greatest commandment of all? The Lord himself ordered you to be his servant, but instead you take this privilege and speak with righteousness as if you are the Lord himself.
You're confused, dear. We speak with righteousness because we walk in righteousness (1 John 3:7). If you can find where a True Christian™ has misquoted the Holy Bible or identified themselves as God, I'll eat my hat.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-10-2014, 05:00 PM

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'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
-Mark 12:31

"But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked."
-Luke 6:35
First of all, you are quoting some namby-pamby "bible" and not the KJV, and you are even misquoting that. Does Revelation 22:19 mean nothing to you?



Second: who was Jesus addressing? Who was His audience? What does He mean when He says neighbor?

Please support your answers with appropriate Scripture (from the KJV Bible).

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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-10-2014, 06:47 PM

Why is "True Christian" trademarked? How am I showing Jesus I love HIM by liking YOUR group on facebook? Jesus doesn't even have a profile account so I doubt he checks who "Likes" what on facebook. There are much bigger things for him to worry about.

I don't know who he was addressing because I wasn't there. Were you there to hear Jesus speak?


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Thanks for copying and pasting all those links. I would say it was time well spent, although how dare you break the greatest commandment of all? The Lord himself ordered you to be his servant, but instead you take this privilege and speak with righteousness as if you are the Lord himself.

'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
-Mark 12:31

"But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked."
-Luke 6:35
Not what the Bible really says now, is it? The Word of God is not some soup from a joo where you can 'salt to taste.' You have to take His Word right stright from the package.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Nope. Its there.


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...'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
-Mark 12:31...
The problem is you don't know how God defines 'neighbour'. Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson shows us some Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-11-2014, 12:16 AM

Does anyone really believe the Earth is flat?


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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-11-2014, 12:28 AM

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Does anyone really believe the Earth is flat?
Are you mad? What stops you from using the search function?

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Angry Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-11-2014, 12:30 AM

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Does anyone really believe the Earth is flat?
Friend, that has nothing to do with Westboro having no backbone. What is up with you queers?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-11-2014, 02:01 PM

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Friend, that has nothing to do with Westboro having no backbone. What is up with you queers?
Typical atheist. They can't stick to the topic and are always moving the goalposts so you can't talk about the same thing for more than a minute. They know Westboro are soft fag enablers so they move on to some other thing they think they know about, like anal sex.



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