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Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 06:46 PM
Jesus does not approve of women wearing high heels. These kinds of shoes do not praise God, but Satan and his agents. High heel shoes are designed to make humans walk like animals with hooves. While a woman (or a man!) walks in high heels, they don't walk like a person, but like a goat! This is not a coincidence!
Notice how everyone who wears high heeled shoes walks seductively, giving off pheromones advertising free sexual encounters. High heel shoes lift the buttox, increasing the lust, especially of the negroidal races. When a woman (or a man!) wears them, their legs are elongated, increasing the anticipation as the eyes are drawn up to the unholy repository of the sinner's seed.
These shoes were not manufactured for holy women who desire to get into Heaven. They were manufactured for prostitutes and dominatrixes and doers of evil of all kind. Case in point, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi delivered an eight hour filibuster in 4 inch stiletto high heels in February of 2018. She is as evil as a woman gets on God's Flat Earth.
Women in church wearing high heels cannot praise, they cannot sing, they are too preoccupied with not falling over. They cannot glorify Jesus for fear crying will ruin their face paint. What a shame! They say they love Jesus but they can't even jump for joy! They think they are worshiping the LORD but have been deceived by the Serpent all over again. Let those who have eyes see the Truth™, and repent of their whorish heels!
Do not walk like a goat. Do not appeal to Baphomet's lustful desires. Wear shoes like a human. Wear shoes that glorify Jesus. Let us glorify the natural way Jesus created us to walk, not like chimps, not like goats, but like Jesus Almighty Himself! We are created in God's Image, not a Goat's!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Jesus does not approve of women wearing high heels. These kinds of shoes do not praise God, but Satan and his agents. High heel shoes are designed to make humans walk like animals with hooves. While a woman (or a man!) walks in high heels, they don't walk like a person, but like a goat! This is not a coincidence!
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So true, Sister! And ultimately the woman (or tranny) concerned will end up with the knees of an arthritic goat and so pigeon-toed that they have lost the ability to walk by simply placing one foot in front of the other.
This leads in turn to hideously deformed feet.
With the result that he or she (the jury is still out on this one) is ultimately confined to a wheelchair and would be incapable of praising the Lord, even if it had the decency to do so!
As for "women" who wear 4" stilettos while pretending to be heavily pregnant ... well, I think we both know the impossibility of that, unless your "baby bump" (hideous expression!) is merely an inflated balloon.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:02 PM
Rarely have I seen such a thoughtful message from a female in this women’s forum. I have heard many comments from homers and of course petty women concerning whether a pump or heel properly matches a purse or garment, but scarce is the point made about offending the sensitive feelings of our Beautiful Savior.
Those who remember Sister Taffy will recall that before she had a breakdown she was often seen in dungarees or cut off jeans shorts and six inch stilettos. Her devotion to the Baby Jesus seemed to be forgotten during those hard times. I believe she repented and also stopped drinking but it shows how footwear can affect the soul.
I hope no one reading this will take it lightly. As a male I highly endorse the message and remind you that those who walk in sensible shoes walk the narrow pathway to Heaven in style and comfort. Glory!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:05 PM
There is actually a specific name for high heels that decency forbids me to mention.
Really, there is no need to forbid me--I become ill at the very thought.
Praise Jesus.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:10 PM
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There is actually a specific name for high heels that decency forbids me to mention.
Really, there is no need to forbid me--I become ill at the very thought.
Praise Jesus.
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I know a fellow who wears CFM pumps at one of the homer establishments where I minister. He is proud to speak their name, evidence of his sinsick soul. They are fabulous though.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I know a fellow who wears CFM pumps at one of the homer establishments where I minister. He is proud to speak their name, evidence of his sinsick soul. They are fabulous though.
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Oh, dear, sweet Great-Grandbaby Larry:
Why, this is very interesting, but I'm afraid I don't understand your shorthand. CFM? What does that mean? Comfy Footwear for Men?
A blessed day in the to you, Darling Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:32 PM
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Why, this is very interesting, but I'm afraid I don't understand your shorthand. CFM? What does that mean? Comfy Footwear for Men?
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I think it stands for Cubic Feet per Minute, Sister. One of my eldest twins tells me that one cubic foot per minute = 0.000471947443 cubic meters per second. I'm not sure how helpful this is in the context of footwear, but I expect Brother Larry will clarify.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 09:41 PM
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I think it stands for Cubic Feet per Minute, Sister. One of my eldest twins tells me that one cubic foot per minute = 0.000471947443 cubic meters per second. I'm not sure how helpful this is in the context of footwear, but I expect Brother Larry will clarify.
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Oh, thank you so very much, dear Sister Joanna. I hadn't thought of anything to do with mathematics or science. Heaven above, if it doesn't pertain to baking, tending my hollyhocks, or caring for my antiques, I would never think of such things. But, I think you've explained it all rather nicely. Hopefully, we'll hear back from our much-beloved Brother Larry, as well.
A blessed day to you, dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 10:46 PM
I had an aunt who wore those heels and she called them "hooker heels" which made since as her husband was a big fisherman. Every time he'd go out fishing, she put them on and go out on the town.
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 10:54 PM
CFM=Come fornicate me.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-11-2019, 11:09 PM
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CFM=Come fornicate me.
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Oh, my goodness! Oh, dear, darling Brother Larry, this is terrible. I do feel the vapors coming on. Where did Agatha put my salts? Dear Larry, please pray that such imagery will leave your young mind immediately -- in ' Name!
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-12-2019, 01:26 AM
Some high heels are called stilettos. A stiletto is a kind of knife favored by the Mafia. Clearly these shoes endorse not just sluttiness and fornication, but violence and organized crime! High heels are entirely evil!
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-12-2019, 03:12 AM
My friend was thinking about footwear and the sort of statement being made when heels are elevated. Neither of the following styles would be suitable foe a Christian.
My friend compared the height of the heels with the height (or thickness) of the sole. Is there a limit for that comparison? We checked some brogue shoes, quite modest I thought, but there are differences as follows:
Clearly the heel height as a proportion of the sole as a whole improves from left to right. My advice was to stick with the smallest proportion. Later on my friend returned with footwear satisfying my recommendation but now I'm not so sure.
How should I advise my friend?
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-12-2019, 04:10 PM
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Some high heels are called stilettos. A stiletto is a kind of knife favored by the Mafia. Clearly these shoes endorse not just sluttiness and fornication, but violence and organized crime! High heels are entirely evil!
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Queen Carlotta la Cockatrice is a performer at the homer establishment where I minister almost nightly. During one of her particularly lewd acts, she screams at a young fellow bound in chains on the floor:
"I want to tap dance on your tongue in stiletto heels!" He writhes in anticipation of this, as if it were a good thing.
Please pray for Carlotta (real name Gordon Jones), that she will accept the Lord Jesus and stop ruining young mens' ability to speak clearly.
In Jesus' Name!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-12-2019, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Queen Carlotta la Cockatrice is a performer at the homer establishment where I minister almost nightly. During one of her particularly lewd acts, she screams at a young fellow bound in chains on the floor:
"I want to tap dance on your tongue in stiletto heels!" He writhes in anticipation of this, as if it were a good thing.
Please pray for Carlotta (real name Gordon Jones), that she will accept the Lord Jesus and stop ruining young mens' ability to speak clearly.
In Jesus' Name!
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Oh, my goodness, Darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Isn't it just awful about the level of debauchery that some people stoop to? I pray that you are cloaked with the precious of the when you're ministering to those wicked homersexualistic reprobate sinners. And I just hope that they don't make any insulting comments about your -sent ministry at that den of iniquity.
Queen Carlotta? Where have I heard that name before? Oh, I remember now. One of the Cathyolick homers down the street showed me something on his tablet contraption when he came around canvassing for money for a trip to his church summer camp (which saw no donations from me!) Anyway, is this the same Queen Carlotta that you're dealing with? If so, I shall remember you with more fervent prayer, you dear, darling, heavenly boy.
A blessed day to you, Sweet Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella
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Re: Don't Wear High Heels Shoes - They Are the Devil's Tools of Lust -
08-12-2019, 09:20 PM
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Queen Carlotta la Cockatrice is a performer at the homer establishment where I minister almost nightly. During one of her particularly lewd acts, she screams at a young fellow bound in chains on the floor:
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Is this nightclub owned by the Mafia? Most of them are. Italian Catholics have no morals, and those guys in the Mafia are a bunch of fags.
They call it the "Gay Mafia" for a reason.
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