Praise Jesus the latest DemoncRAT scandal has been kept out of Landover and we have all been spared the embarrassing details of House Rep. Anthony "Tumescent" Weiner and his disgusting "twitter" pictures.
If anyone needs any reminding of what will be in store for you should you decide to worship tallywackers instead of Jesus, keep in mind the recent devastating disasters in Japan – everything from earthquakes and tsunamis, to nuclear meltdowns. Jesus knows how to swiftly punish tallywhacker "festivals".