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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-22-2014, 03:59 AM
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According to Romans 3:23, we're all sinners.
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
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I rejoice. You might actually be improving! Praise God!
The verse you have chosen does accurately depict the state of an unsaved person in the cesspit of depravity and sin. It is the startpoint. Without it any further development is impossible. As you now understand your sorry state, you are ready to start the treatment.
Read the Bible. Learn to know God. When you know Him you realize how terrible He is in His Wrath. You see that He can do anything to you and believe me - He will. He will cast you into eternal torment unless you repent. Through this fear you will repent and start to follow God's will and commandments. At first they seem irrational or cruel but gradually you will stop questioning and just accept God as He is. You begin loving Him and eventually feel the reciprocal conditional love of Jesus. You are born as a new creature that is free from sin. You CANNOT sin any more. You will see also the reward and it is a magnificent one, Heaven and eternal bliss with Jesus. Few choose this path. I'm sure you'll be one of them after this little conversation!
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
False traditions can prevent you from choosing this path. Satanic songs can distract you into thinking that everything is all right and Jesus loves you the way you are. That is a lie. We are here to help you see the Truth™.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-23-2014, 03:24 PM
Yes. Harsha Shah here. I am also happy it is Christmas although it is not my religion's festivity. Yes. I am enjoying many Christmas carols as well and we are singing them every year with children at school. Yes. Many of them are very beautiful and happy songs, eh? I think you all must love Joy to the World as it is based on a Psalm 98 and it must be very godly to you christians. I also enjoy White Christmas. They are forecasting, however, a very cold winter here in the UK. Yes, a bit uncomfortable perhaps. But beautiful. This is a season of peace and non-violence, so happy!
Merry Christmas to everybody from Harsha. Yes!
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-23-2014, 06:33 PM
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I am also happy it is Christmas
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I assume you mean that you are happy with the profits from your convenience store.
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although it is not my religion's festivity.
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Aren't you more into tying sheep to railings and slitting its throat?
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Yes. I am enjoying many Christmas carols as well and we are singing them every year with children at school.
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I think there is something generally creepy about you lot singing about Jesus. I don't sing much about your god Allen. Are there any good Allan songs?
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Yes. Many of them are very beautiful and happy songs, eh?
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Yes, they are and I don't think we need you to mangle the words.
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I think you all must love Joy to the World as it is based on a Psalm 98 and it must be very godly to you Christians.
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How would you know that? Anyhow, your opinions are worthless.
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I also enjoy White Christmas.
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I see what you did there.
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This is a season of peace and non-violence, so happy!
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The peace and tranquility is always present where there are Christians, it's them savages that need slaughtering.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Harsha Shah
Yes. Harsha Shah here. I am also happy it is Christmas although it is not my religion's festivity. Yes. I am enjoying many Christmas carols as well and we are singing them every year with children at school. Yes. Many of them are very beautiful and happy songs, eh? I think you all must love Joy to the World as it is based on a Psalm 98 and it must be very godly to you christians. I also enjoy White Christmas. They are forecasting, however, a very cold winter here in the UK. Yes, a bit uncomfortable perhaps. But beautiful. This is a season of peace and non-violence, so happy!
Merry Christmas to everybody from Harsha. Yes!
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You are teaching them to poor children!?!!! This infuriates me, you are condemning little children to sin! NO, they are not innocent beings, but you are adding sodomy to their list of sins.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 04:15 AM
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... I think you all must love Joy to the World as it is based on a Psalm 98 and it must be very godly to you christians...
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First of all, thank you Brother Bathfire for the illuminating reply above. I have only one small thing to supplement it: the subliminal messages of this disgusting song Joy to the World! We must ask, what is the joy Satan refers to? The answer: rejection of God as can be seen with this reversed text of verse 4:
evol sih fo srednow srednow dnA
evol sih fo srednow dnA
evol sih fo srednow dnA
ssensuoethgir sih fo seirolg ehT
evorp snoitan eht sekam dnA
ecarg dna hturt htiw dlrow eht selur eH
Looks like Klingon and - as everybody can see - focuses on evil lotion and DNA. In addition, the "snoitan" is either a reference to Satan in workin' class pronunciation or to "seitan", the vegetarian product that turns you gay*.
What a contrast to the REAL Psalms 98:7
Let the sea roar, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
*I just realized while writing this that Satan must be originator of the "seitan" wheat gluten product via feminist demons. Avoid this foodstuff, please Brethren, for Jesus. He deserves meats for His Birthday.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 12:45 PM
You have nothing better to do than spend your time playing songs backwards looking for hidden meanings? I pity you.
BTW, thanks to whoever posted that Boar's Head Carol. I've been playing it quite a lot since you posted it here, and is one of the only good things to come from my experience on this train wreck of a site. Could you post more Irish music, please?
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 12:56 PM
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You have nothing better to do than spend your time playing songs backwards looking for hidden meanings? I pity you.
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Are you actually implying that saving souls would not be the most important and pressing issue EVER? We're discussing Eternity, eternal life, Heaven and Hell. Are you suggesting that there are better things to do than trying to save your sorry soul from the Furnace? All the work and material in this Forum are dedicated to this one thing only: worship of Jesus and education of sinners so that they could avoid damnation. This requires utmost dedication including thorough scrutiny of false Christian material, such as carols, as this is the season when Christ was born.
John 1:23
He said, I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias.
True Christians™ are John the Baptist of today and you, young lady, are our wilderness and wild beasts that have to tamed and taken into the Bosom of Sweet Jesus.
As for Irish music, the country is a papist haven and that's all you need to know!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 01:01 PM
That's going a bit far insulting Ireland. Besides, wasn't it you that posted the Chieftons song? I'd like to say something in Gaelic to you, but I wouldn't want to waste that beautiful language on you guys.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 01:37 PM
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That's going a bit far insulting Ireland. Besides, wasn't it you that posted the Chieftons song? I'd like to say something in Gaelic to you, but I wouldn't want to waste that beautiful language on you guys.
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Actually, it was me who posted it. And if you'd read what I said, it has nothing to do with the Irish, other than I posted an Irish version of it. But trust you to leap on to the papist aspect. If you'd read what I posted, you would know that it's a song sung by Queens College, Oxford in England. Which is not papist. The college is even referenced in the words. Here is the Queens College video (which is not accompanied by instruments)
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 01:51 PM
I'm aware of the history of the song thanks to Wikipedia. The version you posted, however, was done in the Irish style. My love of Irish music has nothing to do with Catholicism, I love the way it is played, and I love the Irish accent. Also, Gaeilge is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 01:57 PM
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, I love the way it is played, and I love the Irish accent. Also, Gaeilge is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.
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Which has nothing to do with this thread
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 02:14 PM
Just trying to clear up that I'm not Catholic, and to explain why I got excited about the Boar's Head Carol.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 03:17 PM
Regarding the sightings of my kids going around and Caroling!
Let me set few things straight here. Yes, my kids have praised the LORD with public singing, but it is NOT caroling!
Songs used are only True Christian™ approved praises. Also, Christmas is about the most manly baby Jesus, so my kids would never offend Him with something as sissy sounding as "caroling"!
So, next time you see my kids singing in public, I repeat, they are NOT Caroling. They are proudly Christmas George W'ing™!
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 04:01 PM
What, to you, would be an appropriate praise song?
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12-24-2014, 04:37 PM
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Also, Gaeilge is the most beautiful language I've ever heard.
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This is simply untrue.
American is the most beautiful language in the world. That's why it is the best language in the world used by the most people (nobody counts Chinamen).
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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12-24-2014, 05:33 PM
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What, to you, would be an appropriate praise song?
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There are plenty. This is one heartwarming and sweet song for kids to sing.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-24-2014, 05:40 PM
Well it has a great bassline anyway. You probably like that obnoxious, over-played "I'm In the Lord's Army" as well.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-26-2014, 03:10 AM
The only songs I like are tasteful ones about Me.
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Re: The Ugly Truth about Beloved Christmas Carols: Satan and Sodomy -
12-26-2014, 03:24 AM
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There are plenty. This is one heartwarming and sweet song for kids to sing.
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I noticed a Ginger and Afro-American kid in the video.
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12-26-2014, 04:52 AM
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I noticed a Ginger and Afro-American kid in the video.
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You would, racist.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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