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Jesus' eternal love Introduction - 09-03-2015, 10:21 AM

My name is Nick, and this is my story.
Growing up in a Christian home in the Netherlands was not an unusual thing.

As a boy enjoying youth in Groningen, since the ago of 7 I attended a Baptist Church.

There, God revealed Himself to me as the God of beauty, of creation, and of the author of life, and of rebirth. My life was changing by the never changing love of my Savior who proved himself to be reliable, dependable and always willing to save me, every day if need be.

While my faith has faltered and has had many difficult times growing deeper, I'm pleased to say that God has shown His faithfulness, and mercy (I Tim 1:13-17) to me, and I have never felt or been abandoned or forsaken since.


"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - (John 3:16)
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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 10:41 AM

Hello Nick, glad to meet you! How many children do you have?


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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 10:55 AM

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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 12:18 PM

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I hope this doesn't mean you're a homersexural!
I share your concern.

Nonetheless, I extend to you a cautious welcome, Nick.

I didn't realise Christianity was a thing in liberal marijuanaland.


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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 01:54 PM

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I hope this doesn't mean you're a homersexural!
I'm not homersexural or homosexual at all.
I also don't have any children. (To answer Faith_Machine's question)
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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 09:20 PM

Have your parents not found you a suitable wife??? ??




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Default Re: Introduction - 09-03-2015, 11:12 PM

Welcome to landovers Nick!


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Default Re: Introduction - 09-06-2015, 02:48 AM

It's so wonderful that you've found God's favorite forum on the world wide web! How old are you? What grade are you in?


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