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Default Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 01:03 AM

I've decided to post this in the "Men's Only!" section because this is for all True Christian MEN and NOT women (although I'm sure Hell-Singer and that Lilith broad will be putting their two cents in...oh...and along with that FAIRY who calls himself Twinkie Boy).

Anyway here's what's on my mind. The HOLY SPIRIT is laying it on my HEAVILY this evening too.

WOMEN! Yep, that's right! WOMEN!

Women are out of place today. All this equal rights stuff has really made WOMEN get BIG heads especially lately. It's an outright SIN for ANY woman to rule over a MAN! Biblically, it's the MAN who is SUPPOSE to rule over the woman. But, society today is going all against the BIBLE KJV1611 anyway they can.

Now, it's no secret that the Women's Rights Movement is nothing but a COMMIE front, men. All it is is NAZISM in disguise and it's a ploy of the DEVIL that seems to be working even better than he could have hoped for. Now, I know that the godly True Christian women here at LBC are NOT like those HARLOT less-beans that are running around in the world today BUT I think that those WORLDLY FEMALES could certainly learn a thing or two from the LBC True Christian women! I think LBC should make a real effort to confront all the lieberal women in the world and put them BACK in their godly, biblical places!

Let us NOT forget that EVE, the WOMAN, was the CAUSE of SIN coming into Adam, the MAN, and NOT the other way around, folks! The SNAKE found an opening in the WOMAN and the WOMAN caused the downfall of MAN and women are STILL causing the downfall of MEN all around the world because they reject the Holy Bible KJV1611 and are, thus, ANTICHRIST LESSBEAN HARLOTS!

Well, this is all I have to say right now. I just had to get this off my chest as the Holy Spirit was laying on me heavily. Women have a place BIBLICALLY and today they are OUT of that place. It all needs to change and this is just one more PROOF that WE ARE living in the LAST DAYS! Soon God Almighty will DESTROY this whole planet for the GLORY of HIS Name! Praise God!!


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 02:03 AM

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I've decided to post this in the "Men's Only!" section because this is for all True Christian MEN and NOT women (although I'm sure Hell-Singer and that Lilith broad will be putting their two cents in...oh...and along with that FAIRY who calls himself Twinkie Boy).

Anyway here's what's on my mind. The HOLY SPIRIT is laying it on my HEAVILY this evening too.

WOMEN! Yep, that's right! WOMEN!

Women are out of place today. All this equal rights stuff has really made WOMEN get BIG heads especially lately. It's an outright SIN for ANY woman to rule over a MAN! Biblically, it's the MAN who is SUPPOSE to rule over the woman. But, society today is going all against the BIBLE KJV1611 anyway they can.

Now, it's no secret that the Women's Rights Movement is nothing but a COMMIE front, men. All it is is NAZISM in disguise and it's a ploy of the DEVIL that seems to be working even better than he could have hoped for. Now, I know that the godly True Christian women here at LBC are NOT like those HARLOT less-beans that are running around in the world today BUT I think that those WORLDLY FEMALES could certainly learn a thing or two from the LBC True Christian women! I think LBC should make a real effort to confront all the lieberal women in the world and put them BACK in their godly, biblical places!

Let us NOT forget that EVE, the WOMAN, was the CAUSE of SIN coming into Adam, the MAN, and NOT the other way around, folks! The SNAKE found an opening in the WOMAN* and the WOMAN caused the downfall of MAN and women are STILL causing the downfall of MEN all around the world because they reject the Holy Bible KJV1611 and are, thus, ANTICHRIST LESSBEAN HARLOTS!

Well, this is all I have to say right now. I just had to get this off my chest as the Holy Spirit was laying on me heavily. Women have a place BIBLICALLY and today they are OUT of that place. It all needs to change and this is just one more PROOF that WE ARE living in the LAST DAYS! Soon God Almighty will DESTROY this whole planet for the GLORY of HIS Name! Praise God!!

* Um....Brother,sweetie? You might want to think about re phrasing that bit.
I think you may be getting all worked up & over excited. A man of your years has to be careful you know,or you just may have a stroke.
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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 02:16 AM

Awwwwww.....is Bwother Wuv feewing a wittle insecure about his manhood? Awww, poor snukkums.

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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 02:29 AM

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Let us NOT forget that EVE, the WOMAN, was the CAUSE of SIN coming into Adam, the MAN, and NOT the other way around, folks!
I've read the original Hebrew from which the King James Version was translated and it clearly says Adam was with Eve when she took the fruit off the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

I'm wondering. . .How come Adam didn't stop her?
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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 02:34 AM

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I've read the original Hebrew from which the King James Version was translated and it clearly says Adam was with Eve when she took the fruit off the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

I'm wondering. . .How come Adam didn't stop her?
Because, since He had not eaten of the fruit yet, he had no knowledge. There WAS no right and wrong. God never said not to PICK the fruit. It doesn't matter anyway, because when EVE offered the fruit to Adam, he didn't know she had picked it without permission. it was HER fault, plain and simple!


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 02:49 AM

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Because, since He had not eaten of the fruit yet, he had no knowledge. There WAS no right and wrong. God never said not to PICK the fruit. It doesn't matter anyway, because when EVE offered the fruit to Adam, he didn't know she had picked it without permission. it was HER fault, plain and simple!
Huh? You mean when Adam, who standing next to Eve, saw her pick the fruit and then eat some, he didn't know he wasn't supposed to eat it even though God had told both of them not to?
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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 03:00 AM

Ello LOVES!...well..my my my OH MY! You KNOW I just can't pass up this thread...lol....

Brother Hiram Love I share Lilith's..ahhh..."concerns" about your health and age, deary. To get all WORKED up like this can be a...well...a...BAD... thing for someone your age and in your...he,he..."condition", shall I say? Do you have insurance, love? Have you bought a PLOT YET, Love? LMAO

SOooo....I suppossee...the QUESTION is...where is a woman's place! Answer: ding dong Love....WHEREVER SHE MAKES IT!! lol

Love, we are not living in the 17th century any longer. Obviously, someone forgot to not only tell you but the rest of the BIBLE SMOKERS here at LBC. This is the 21st Century and women have come a long ways and they/we are NOT GOING BACK!!

You know, love, I just really thank Love and Light everyday that I'm not your...."spouse"...love. ROFL

Anyways, loves....especially you NON-true christian ones....LADIES PREPARE TO BURN YOUR BRAS AGAIN!! I feel MALE SEXISM coming by the TRUCK LOADS!!

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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-12-2007, 12:48 PM

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Huh? You mean when Adam, who standing next to Eve, saw her pick the fruit and then eat some, he didn't know he wasn't supposed to eat it even though God had told both of them not to?
Yes, exactly. That's why women have to bear children and bleed from their sinful parts, and we don't. It makes sense when you think about it.


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 03:53 AM

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Because, since He had not eaten of the fruit yet, he had no knowledge. * There WAS no right and wrong. God never said not to PICK the fruit. It doesn't matter anyway, because when EVE offered the fruit to Adam, he didn't know she had picked it without permission. it was HER fault, plain and simple!

* Okaaaaaaaay...so..what was different after he'd eaten it then?


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 03:57 AM

Lets see. God says all people should be equal MEANING ALL MEN AND WOMAN. And no, Adam sinned. Regardless of who tempted him, he sinned. He knew it was wrong. So Adam fails...
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Lets see. God says all people should be equal MEANING ALL MEN AND WOMAN. And no, Adam sinned. Regardless of who tempted him, he sinned. He knew it was wrong. So Adam fails...
Exactly where in the Holy Bible does God say all people should be equal? Please quote chapter and verse.

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Lets see. God says all people should be equal MEANING ALL MEN AND WOMAN.
Do you have a chapter and verse for that? Also, please explain this:

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

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Then what does the following mean?

1 Timothy 2:14: And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 04:45 AM

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Do you have a chapter and verse for that? Also, please explain this:

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

Then what does the following mean?

1 Timothy 2:14: And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Brother, this empty-headed little trollop hasn't the slightest familiarity with the Word of God. She is all puffed up and full of herself, but she knows Jesus not. My guess is that she is one of these pasty-skinned, overweight zit-faced goth girls who hang around with the queers.


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 04:57 AM

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Brother, this empty-headed little trollop hasn't the slightest familiarity with the Word of God. She is all puffed up and full of herself, but she knows Jesus not. My guess is that she is one of these pasty-skinned, overweight zit-faced goth girls who hang around with the queers.
Indeed, Pastor. My guess is that in addition to what you've said, she's the sort of "Christian" whose Bible knowledge consists only of a few half-remembered sermons from "Pastor" Touchy McFeely.


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 06:11 AM

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Indeed, Pastor. My guess is that in addition to what you've said, she's the sort of "Christian" whose Bible knowledge consists only of a few half-remembered sermons from "Pastor" Touchy McFeely.
Touchy McFeely? That's interesting....
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And no, Adam sinned. Regardless of who tempted him, he sinned. He knew it was wrong. So Adam fails...
No, he didn't know it was wrong.
The woman (Eve) TRICKED him into sinning!
Haven't you been paying any attention?

Since he had not yet eaten, he had no way of knowing it was wrong!
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:
For in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
Genesis 2:17

The tree granted him them the knowledge of evil and good.
First AFTER they had eaten could they know that it was evil to disobey God, and evil to eat of the fruit.

They did not even know they were naked before they had eaten, how could they have grasped such concepts as good and evil??
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked;
And they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Genesis 3:7


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Touchy McFeely? That's interesting....
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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-13-2007, 07:22 PM

I'm VERY suprised at the amount of women posting here.

I'd like to offer a question to them (even though they're not supposed to be here, I may as well inquire into their prescence), do you have computers installed in your kitchens/farms, or are you using laptops to access the internet?
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I'm VERY suprised at the amount of women posting here.

I'd like to offer a question to them (even though they're not supposed to be here, I may as well inquire into their prescence), do you have computers installed in your kitchens/farms, or are you using laptops to access the internet?
Most of the women who post in this forum are heathens and don't understand their GOD-given place. Occasionally a True Christian™ lady may stray in here but they leave pretty quickly normally.


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Default Re: Women and Their Place!! - 01-14-2007, 12:12 AM

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Do you have a chapter and verse for that? Also, please explain this:

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

Then what does the following mean?

1 Timothy 2:14: And Adam was not deceived,* but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

* Which makes Adam worse - he was NOT deceived,yet ate the apple anyway.


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