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Default Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-10-2013, 02:01 AM

Satan has done it again. He has removed and planted evidence to make the world look like one that has not benefited from the Divine Presence of the . Not satisfied with planting fossils to deceive True Christians™, whispering in people's ears, or elevating New Atheism to almost celebrity status, the Devil is popularizing another grand illusion: the idea that Jesus was naught but an ancient urban legend, a myth, not a God/Man cleverly foreshadowed by the false religions inspired by Dionysus or Krishna, or a plethora of other false-gods (for a more comprehensive list of false gods, follow Pastor Bathfire's research here).

This is the basis of the so-called "Christ Myth Theory" (also known as the Jesus myth theory or Jesus mythicism). This lie asserts that Jesus of Nazareth never existed but was invented by the Christian community around 100 CE. The idea was first muttered in the 20th century (before atheism was invented), but really only took off since the invention of internet where so-called "experts" like Richard Carrier, David Fitzgerald, Earl Doherty, and the like could peddle their lies to dozens of gullible fools.

The idea goes something like this:
  • The New Testament is of no historical value (no more than, say the Koran is evidence of the Koran being right).
    FACT: The Bible is the inerrant Word of God
    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
    2 Timothy 3:16

    The Greek term underlying the word “inspiration” (theopneustos) means “God-breathed.” Thus, Paul affirmed that Scripture is the product of the breath of God. God actually breathed out the Scriptures! The Bible is God’s Word—not man’s!

  • No non-Christianl resources of the 1st century have been found to mention Jesus, suggesting that he did not exist (accounts attributed to Josephus are conveniently discarded as having been added hundreds of years later).
    FACT: Hundreds of eyewitnesses attest to watching Jesus ascend into the heavens.
    After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once
    1 Corinthians 15:6

    This was no mass hallucination, this was not a magician's trick. This was the eyewitness testimony of hundreds of people who had nothing to gain by lying.

  • Christianity was syncretistic and mythical in its beginnings, suggesting a community of various "Jesus cults," each with their own similar but separate traditions and beliefs that were only later bound together with the canonization of the Holy Bible.
    FACT: Jesus quoted the Holy Bible, so clearly it existed as one book before the first century.
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.
    Matthew 5:17
Jesus knew the Law because He knew the Bible. It couldn't have been nonexistent.


These people are so desperate, they've developed a "Jesus Birther Movement" to mock and ridicule True Christians™ who will not be willing dupes of an impostor in the White House.

The latest foolishness has been offered by American Biblical "scholar" Joseph Atwil, who will be appearing before the British public for the first time in London on the 19th of October to present Satan's latest lie: ancient confessions recently uncovered now prove, according to Atwill's feeble imagination, that the New Testament was written by first-century Roman aristocrats and that they fabricated the entire story of Jesus Christ. His presentation will be part of a one-day symposium entitled "Covert Messiah" at Conway Hall in Holborn. The liberal media promotes his conspiracy by suggesting:

Ancient Confession Found: 'We Invented Jesus Christ'


So Atwill has decided that Christianity did not really begin as a religion, but a sophisticated government project, a kind of propaganda exercise used to pacify the subjects of the Roman Empire:
"Jewish sects in Palestine at the time, who were waiting for a prophesied warrior Messiah, were a constant source of violent insurrection during the first century," he explains. "When the Romans had exhausted conventional means of quashing rebellion, they switched to psychological warfare. They surmised that the way to stop the spread of zealous Jewish missionary activity was to create a competing belief system. That's when the 'peaceful' Messiah story was invented. Instead of inspiring warfare, this Messiah urged turn-the-other-cheek pacifism and encouraged Jews to 'give onto Caesar' and pay their taxes to Rome."

What's the True Christian™ response to such attacks on our faith? The same as any other attack - stop, drop, and pray.

Stop thinking. God does not approve of rational thinking because He knows our minds are so infinitesimally small compared to His. (Isaiah 55:9)

Drop on your knees and pray. (1 Thessalonians 5:17)

Pray some more. Pray for faith when rational thinking tries to break through your defenses. Pray when Jesus fills you with that warm feeling that comes only through submission to His Will (Philippians 4:7).




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-10-2013, 02:11 AM

I am in perpetual conversation with throughout the day, asking Him for advice and confiding in Him my innermost thoughts. When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is get up and pour two cups of coffee - one for me, one for Him - and have a nice, long chat about my plans for that day and the different ways that I can glorify Him, while my wife gets our boys ready for their lessons. He wishes me well, and I go off to work at the lab - although I'm not really leaving Him behind. He is with me always, whispering into my ear, encouraging me, and letting me know if I am running the risk of making Him sad.

I'm really sorry the mockers and naysayers don't understand what it is to have a personal relationship with . It's really unfortunate for them that they lead such sad, empty lives - essentially withered husks of men rather than Spirit-led beacons of righteousness like myself. But there is absolutely nothing they could say or demonstrate that would make me doubt for one second what I absolutely know to be True, beyond the shadow of a doubt. I will not for one second let their "facts" get in the way of my Truth.

Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-10-2013, 07:44 PM

Some people are just wilfully ignorant tools of Satan. I mean if they just read the Bible, a correct Bible KJV1611. They would know that is
Revelation 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
Or they deny it because they are fools.
Psalm 14:1-6 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the Lord.

5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.

6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the Lord is his refuge.


1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-11-2013, 03:22 AM



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-11-2013, 08:28 AM

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FACT: Hundreds of eyewitnesses attest to watching Jesus ascend into the heavens.
After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once
1 Corinthians 15:6

This was no mass hallucination, this was not a magician's trick. This was the eyewitness testimony of hundreds of people who had nothing to gain by lying.
The verse you just quoted really says it all:
1 Corinthians 15:6 After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.
Most of those 500 (yes, that's five hundred) eyewitnesses were still alive when Paul wrote to the congregation in Corinth. St. Paul could not have lied because it would have been easy for the members of the congregation to check with their brethren in Jerusalem.

This is were all these conspiracy nuts come away with theological egg in their faces: If the writers of the New Testament had made it up, people would have called their bluff on the spot.

That's 500 brothers who witnessed the resurrected in His glory. To quote the respected Bart Ehrman, PHD: "If Jesus didn’t exist, you would think his brothers would know about it".

Let's take an even more glorious example:
Matthew 27:45 Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour.
[...]
Matthew 27:51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
Matthew 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Matthew 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
  1. The sun was eclipsed all over the land for three hours. How could St. Matthew have made this up writing a mere generation after events? People all over the land would have known whether it was true or not.

  2. The veil of the temple was torn from the top to the bottom. Everybody in Jerusalem would have cried foul, if this hadn't happened.

    In fact Josephus Flavius mentions the veil several times (Antiquities 3:6:4; 3:7:7: 8:3:3; 14:7:1, War 5:4:4; 6:8:3; 7:5:7), but he never says it wasn't torn. In the end Emperor Vespasian brought the veil to Rome and displayed it in a Pagan temple (War 7:5:7). I'm sure the Romans would have been quick to point it out to Christians in Rome, if they had noticed that the veil wasn't torn.

  3. Many bodies of the saints were resurrected and stayed outside Jerusalem for three days before going into the city where they appeared unto many. If St. Matthew were lying, the citizens of Jerusalem would know it. What happened to these resurrected saints? Who did they visit? What did they tell about the afterlife? Where did they go?

You just can't make this up. People back then would have known it never happened.


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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You just can't make this up. People back then would have known it never happened.
Thank you, Pastor! This kind of rich, historical evidence is just the thing these "mysticists" must ignore if they are to maintain their delusions (and the financial profit of selling such delusions).



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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-11-2013, 11:36 PM

There were many false messiahs throughout ancient history
Now only Jesus Christ's message remains...what's the mystery?
Maybe it's because His words are real
The atheist gaywise don't like that deal
There is a Judge coming called faithful and true
You called him a myth, a lunitic, or a liar...What will He do?
He'll cast you down into that burning lake
as your skin hisses and burns will you still call Him a fake?
No my lost friend you'll be too buzy screamin'
and protecting your hindquarters from the pitch fork of a deamon!
Don't let this happen to you--
Instead acknowledge the Lord in everything that you do!!
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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-11-2013, 11:43 PM

Those atheists get crazier and crazier. "Jesus never existed", how do they even come up with this stuff. What is next? "God doesn't exist"?


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Default Re: Satan's Latest Deception: "Jesus Myth Theory," or "How Jesus Christ Was Invented" - 10-15-2013, 09:43 PM

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Those atheists get crazier and crazier. "Jesus never existed", how do they even come up with this stuff. What is next? "God doesn't exist"?
I thought I got around quite a bit, but honestly, I didn't know there are large numbers of people who fall for this blatant deception called the "Jesus Myth Theory".

I agree with you, Brother Cranky, it's really funny.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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