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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:09 PM
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you all are steering people to YOUR ways and not Gods ways. Telling people it is ok to smoke. Telling people Vaping is Gay. Telling people they are going to hell. Because they do not follow your ways. I WILL NOT FOLLOW Man I will however follow my God and only my God.
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Quoting the Bible is steering people AWAY from God? Do tell, what other source of God's Plan IS there?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:10 PM
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you all are steering people to YOUR ways and not Gods ways. Telling people it is ok to smoke. Telling people Vaping is Gay. Telling people they are going to hell. Because they do not follow your ways. I WILL NOT FOLLOW Man I will however follow my God and only my God.
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No! We are sharing the Uncensored, Perfectly written, Divinely authored, Majestic, and Eternally important Holy Bible AS IS. We are steering people to the REAL LORD, not your imaginary, 21st century, open-arms, hippy-love-fest, gay-slutty Jesus! How dare YOU come here to God's Favorite Forum and try to confuse genuine seekers? How dare YOU come to here to where the worthwhile worship and try and push your homophile agenda on us! How DARE you call Jesus a lying, fat bastard for saying things He supposedly never meant!!!
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:6-9
Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth
Romans 8:33
For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.
Philippians 2:13
We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
1st John 5:18
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:15 PM
Dear MarcyC,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Placing your God above the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
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Follow "your" God if you want to burn in hell. As for me and my family, we will follow Christ.
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This infraction is worth 50 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
I have been to church. I know the ways of the Lord. I know everyone is a sinner and there sins are washed away by the blood of the lamb. I have done communion. I read the bible. I follow God. And there is ONLY 1 God for me. I believe my God has saved me. I will not go to hell. I will Follow the light of the lamb. I will follow the ritetous. I will follow Gods words. I will not follow man. Vaping is not a Satans way. It is to help those to stop smoking.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:19 PM
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I have been to church. I know the ways of the Lord. I know everyone is a sinner and there sins are washed away by the blood of the lamb. I have done communion. I read the bible. I follow God. And there is ONLY 1 God for me. I believe my God has saved me. I will not go to hell. I will Follow the light of the lamb. I will follow the ritetous. I will follow Gods words. I will not follow man. Vaping is not a Satans way. It is to help those to stop smoking.
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Then why do you recoil at Biblical teachings? Why do some verses of Scripture apply to you while others do not? By what authority do you place your own conscience and personal morality above that of the ?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:20 PM
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I have done communion.
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Then you will burn in Hell for following the wrong religion.
You also need to do exactly what it says.
Nonsense. You will burn in Hell unless you stop doing pagan rituals like communion and start obeying the Bible for 100%. 99% is not enough for God!
James 2:10
King James Version (KJV)
10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:44 PM
This is the message that was sent:
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Dear Gregster,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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Seriously?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:48 PM
It is also used to smoke the devil's weed. They think God is blind?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...na-public.html
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:51 PM
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Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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Yes Gregory, seriously. Attempted anal rape of your wife is not an appropriate topic for a religious forum.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:52 PM
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Seriously?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 03:54 PM
So that means everyone is doing... RUN its spreading. everyone is going to hell. OMG is outrageous. no one is safe ever again.
This is the message that was sent:
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Dear Gregster,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Watch it, kid. This is a family-friendly forum.
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This infraction is worth 66 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
Yes Gregory, seriously. Attempted anal rape of your wife is not an appropriate topic for a religious forum.
YiC,
Zech
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he was showing you what you put in his Private message.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 04:06 PM
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he was showing you what you put in his Private message.
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One would almost wonder why they are called "Private messages" no?
Anyway, back on topic: gay e-cigs.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 04:07 PM
@MarcyC
Yes, I know what message was included in the Infraction: I wrote it.
And they are trying to convince us that vaping doesn't rot the brain...
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02-21-2014, 04:26 PM
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@MarcyC
Yes, I know what message was included in the Infraction: I wrote it.
And they are trying to convince us that vaping doesn't rot the brain...
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I wonder if it's the vaping itself that destroys your brain, or does shooting that vaporized nicotine steam all day long up your behind open a gateway for anal demons to slip in and eventually work their way into the brain of these freaks.
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02-21-2014, 04:32 PM
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I wonder if it's the vaping itself that destroys your brain, or does shooting that vaporized nicotine steam all day long up your behind open a gateway for anal demons to slip in and eventually work their way into the brain of these freaks.
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Hmmm...it's difficult to say, Brother Alphonse. They seem to abuse both paths equally.
Either way, they seem to have lost a significant amount of cognitive ability through their various sinful practices. Pity.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 04:59 PM
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Hmmm...it's difficult to say, Brother Alphonse. They seem to abuse both paths equally.
Either way, they seem to have lost a significant amount of cognitive ability through their various sinful practices. Pity.
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WOW you all are out there . You say we have brain loss. I think it is the other way around. I am done with you all. you do not walk in Gods ways but in your own. You all are a trip. Putting down people like you do. that is Unreal and a joke. this is not saving people this is hurting people.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 05:08 PM
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WOW you all are out there . You say we have brain loss. I think it is the other way around. I am done with you all. you do not walk in Gods ways but in your own. You all are a trip. Putting down people like you do. that is Unreal and a joke. this is not saving people this is hurting people.
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Most people (including you, apparently) are not prepared for the Full Force of God's Word.
Leave, but promise me this: read the Bible from Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21 and don't skip ANYTHING. Come back when you're done (it should only take a few weeks), and THEN tell us we're wrong.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 05:30 PM
Ugh, seriously? Typical religious scare tactics. Scare everyone into bending to your every whim with fear. Vaping doesn't make us "gay". Vaping helps to protect the children and the people around us, and ourselves.
I really hope noone here actually believes any of this nonsense. I was raised catholic, but I researched all the religions, and they all use scare tactics to get what they want. Religion and your rules were created by MAN, the ever so powerful "imperfect" being. Therefore, by association, religion is imperfect.
Let me get off that topic, back to vaping. Isn't one of the commandments "thou shall not kill"? So just because the tobacco companies "love god" that makes everything ok? Just because we vapers look to a healthier, better, cleaner and safer alternative that makes us gay? I'm not sure what planet you people are from, but have you not seen batteries? You know, the battery that man created to power things? Well now that we're on the same page, THEY ARE CYLINDRICAL, or "dildo shaped" as you would call them. Give me a break, more excuses and bible verses to scare people away from making the right switch. Wait a minute, aren't actual cigarettes cylindrical? Then wouldn't that represent the male "member" most of you possess? Small and pathetic.
You people have no clue what you are talking about, and please don't reply to this with more mormonic bible verses, please don't waste my time. The bible is imperfect, because if Criss Angels "Mindfreak" book was the only book to survive an apocalypse, people would think he's the new god because he can walk on water, and read peoples minds. Vaping doesn't make anyone gay, it protects our children and loved ones from dangerous second hand smoke that kills people, but you people don't care about that, because Tobacco companies love god.
If vaping is the cause of me going to hell, then so be it, I can torture some people while i'm down there, maybe work my way up to Satan's right hand man. I'll see most of you there, salute.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 06:42 PM
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Ugh, seriously? Typical religious scare tactics. Scare everyone into bending to your every whim with fear. Vaping doesn't make us "gay". Vaping helps to protect the children and the people around us, and ourselves.
I really hope noone here actually believes any of this nonsense. I was raised catholic, but I researched all the religions, and they all use scare tactics to get what they want. Religion and your rules were created by MAN, the ever so powerful "imperfect" being. Therefore, by association, religion is imperfect.
Let me get off that topic, back to vaping. Isn't one of the commandments "thou shall not kill"? So just because the tobacco companies "love god" that makes everything ok? Just because we vapers look to a healthier, better, cleaner and safer alternative that makes us gay? I'm not sure what planet you people are from, but have you not seen batteries? You know, the battery that man created to power things? Well now that we're on the same page, THEY ARE CYLINDRICAL, or "dildo shaped" as you would call them. Give me a break, more excuses and bible verses to scare people away from making the right switch. Wait a minute, aren't actual cigarettes cylindrical? Then wouldn't that represent the male "member" most of you possess? Small and pathetic.
You people have no clue what you are talking about, and please don't reply to this with more mormonic bible verses, please don't waste my time. The bible is imperfect, because if Criss Angels "Mindfreak" book was the only book to survive an apocalypse, people would think he's the new god because he can walk on water, and read peoples minds. Vaping doesn't make anyone gay, it protects our children and loved ones from dangerous second hand smoke that kills people, but you people don't care about that, because Tobacco companies love god.
If vaping is the cause of me going to hell, then so be it, I can torture some people while i'm down there, maybe work my way up to Satan's right hand man. I'll see most of you there, salute.
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Goodness, that was terrible. Friend, I'm sorry you have smoked most of your cognitive and intellectual skills out your nose along with your sodomophilic vaping juices, but if you wish to offer a persuasive argument, your composition will be as important as the facts you present. One way to do this is to write an outline first. This will allow you to organize your thoughts so when you write in complete sentences, your thoughts will be communicated successfully. Let's try it with your paragraph:
I) Scare Tactics
A.) I was raised a cracker munching, Mary-hailing Catholic 1.) I know nothing about the Christian faith
2.) I know nothing about morals or ethics
3.) I have seen a number of priests' herpes-plagued penises and have touched them with my fingertips and tongue and some of my own naughty-bits.
B.) My Catholic mother and grandmother scare me. 1.) I think all mothers and grandmothers are scary
2.) I think all women are scary
3.) I secretly admire the strength women have, and also they get to wear silky lingerie
4.) I have seen women post on this forum, therefore I am scared by this forum
5) My opinions and experiences are universal, therefore everyone must feel the way I do, ergo, you are using "scare tactics."
ll) Vaping is good for you A.) I like smoking, but I'm not courageous enough to enjoy it in public. 1). I've grown up watching After School Specials and so whatever Public Service Announcement I hear, I have been brainwashed to believe
2). I've been brainwashed to believe smoking is bad, even though the OP clearly explained how it's not only not bad, it pleases the LORD D.) Still Catholic, I have no idea what pleases the LORD, nor do I care because the priests never talked about that
lll) Batteries A.) I really like batteries1.) They hold lots of energy
2.) They are predictable, which is "safe" for my Asperger brain
3.) I think everyone would like batteries if they new how neat they are
a.) batteries make toys do things
b.) batteries can be big and powerful enough to move whole trains!
c.) the priests always had batteries for their special toys
d.) magicians sometimes use batteries, but they hide them and you can't see how they're used B.) Here's what I learned in my CCD classes growing up
1.) You're not supposed to bring toys with batteries into the Mass
2.) The Bible doesn't talk about batteries, but my mother always has a toy in her bedside table that has fresh batteries in it. She keeps it next to the rosary.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 06:54 PM
Your failure to come back at me with any sort of logic failed...friend. Unfortunately, as I would love to take your rebuttal seriously, I can't. The Comic Sans Font in your signature shows me you know nothing about technology. As well as it hurts my eyes to much to look at.
I'm not going to outline my defense. I shouldn't have too. You guys are just like Westboro Baptist Church. Eventually Anonymous will come after you as well, just like they did with WBC, they will bring down your infrastructure, and show you the power of intelligence!
I don't see why our free choice to vape instead of smoke and commit essential suicide should be a problem. Of course the terms "science and logic" don't mean anything to you. Feel free to ban me, I don't care, I just had to get my thoughts out there. SUPPORT VAPING!
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
02-21-2014, 07:18 PM
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I'm not going to outline my defense. I shouldn't have too. You guys are just like Westboro Baptist Church. Eventually Anonymous will come after you as well, just like they did with WBC, they will bring down your infrastructure, and show you the power of intelligence!
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A: We are nothing like that liberal "Church". We are Christians.
B: Good job those nerds did, taking their site down. Oh, wait...
http://www.godhatesfags.com/
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