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04-17-2011, 11:44 PM
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And as I've already explained, anyone who accepts Jesus and stops sinning entirely and forever can go to Heaven. Anyone else, nice or not, gets to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.
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04-18-2011, 05:34 AM
Well there are still Jewish around because of all of those who fled to other countries in terror. I think you became confused by my hyperbolic statement that the entire race was destroyed, it was to give more of an impact and describe the gravity of the mass murder of 5.9 million people of the same race. And to say I was off topic, I suppose. Though I believe that the most suitable place to point out what I see as a horrific set of beliefs would be this thread that mocks genocide.
And we do have tail bones, the end of the spine continues and forms the coccyx. They are a vestigial piece of spine. Many children are also born with deformities like tails. But that is another can of worms in which the final say will never be agreed upon by both sides of the spectrum of beliefs.
Monkeys still exist because there would be no reason for all monkeys to die just because a few became more advanced. If there were two average people and one became rich and successful, why would the other instantaneously die?
This is not a debate, I simply wish to respond to your questions in a logical way so that I wont get thrown under the bus for spelling errors and being "off topic". I appreciate your opinions of me seeing as you did not receive an infraction for sarcasm, which obviously means you were being sincere. Thank you very much for legitimately reading my post, I am happy to answer any other questions you may have for me. I would just like to follow the rules here and perhaps better understand the minds of the majority of this site.
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04-18-2011, 05:39 AM
And to Mr. Rodemer, I am here to try and understand you all. Its difficult and I don't need to agree, but I'd like to know what your point of view is. This site seems to be where you all show your real opinions, rather than what I see on tv or in real life.
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04-18-2011, 05:51 AM
The holocaust is funny, just admit it.
There's something hilarious about a bunch of shaved (get it? they're normally so hairy) venomous jews dying in a poison (ironic yet again) shower (something they avoided like the plague in life, yet another irony) yelling, "Oy vey!"
If you can't see it, you don't have a developed sense of humor. Not our fault that you're a stick in the mud, stop whining about it you baby! You should enjoy the obviously humorous situations GOD provides us with for laughter, it's good for the soul. Praise God!
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04-18-2011, 09:24 PM
This Joke is made by me:
A jew and a man with down syndrome walking threw the concentration camp.
The man with down syndrome asks the jew:" Why are you here?"
"Because im a jew" says the jew, " and why are you here?" the jew asks back. The down syndrome says: "Because i am retardet"
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04-19-2011, 12:19 AM
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This Joke is made by me:
A jew and a man with down syndrome walking threw the concentration camp.
The man with down syndrome asks the jew:" Why are you here?"
"Because im a jew" says the jew, " and why are you here?" the jew asks back. The down syndrome says: "Because i am retardet"
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That's the biggest joke of all, isn't it. That the Jews seem to think that they were the only ones treated badly. I don't see any other group freaking and crying about the Holocaust.
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04-21-2011, 04:40 AM
Damn, rather than start a new thread about the mini Japanese holocaust, Ill quickly throw this 'pearler' into it....
Why did the Japanese tsunami travel so far inland?
C'mon, everyone knows water travels further down slopes!
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04-24-2011, 04:44 PM
Another one by me:
Hitler visits auschwitz and meets his favorite scientist Dr.Mengele.
They walk threw the concentration camp to Dr.Mengeles special section for twins and disabled people. Hitler sees a girl and asks her name. The girl says shes Anne Frank. Hitler asks her: " I have created the Autobahn and the kindergarten, made the germans proud of themselfes and created modern rockets. what did you have done in your life young girl?"
Anne Frank says:"A diary"
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04-27-2011, 06:30 PM
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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
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There should be no difference.
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05-09-2011, 12:52 AM
I am writing a book at the moment about holocaust jokes.
I want to present this experimental kind of holocaust joke. I hope you like it:
A young jewish girl escapes from Auschwitz, and she runs all the way to Paris in France. She knocks on a house and a man opens it. She says:" Whats your name?" and the man answers:" My name is Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, i create parfums." She asks him if she can hide in his house and he says:" Your welcome!"
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05-10-2011, 04:23 AM
What's the difference between a truckload of dead joos and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
So one day a 100 seat bus went over a cliff while engulfed in flames with 98 joos on board. What did Hitler say?
That was a waste of a perfectly good bus.
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Give her a shovel.
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05-18-2011, 05:43 AM
Why did the germans kill millions of jews?
Because they were the next country in the "kill your jews" line that every country is waiting in because jews are vermin.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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05-20-2011, 01:08 PM
They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews!
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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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05-20-2011, 07:33 PM
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05-20-2011, 07:36 PM
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Is this a caption the picture contest? I love these. I'll take a crack at it.
You idiots! You're supposed to wait until the pool is full of water before jumping in.
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05-20-2011, 07:45 PM
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Is this a caption the picture contest? I love these. I'll take a crack at it.
You idiots! You're supposed to wait until the pool is full of water before jumping in.
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I'll join this contest. Joos heard there is a coin in the pit.
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05-20-2011, 07:53 PM
My grandmother alway wore a huge wig, now i know where all the hairs came from.
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05-20-2011, 09:46 PM
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I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed.
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All these joke's are disgusting, and your whining about it vice-versa, oh, I left the 2p under the bed.
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05-20-2011, 09:49 PM
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All these joke's are disgusting, and your whining about it vice-versa, oh, I left the 2p under the bed.
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It's not our fault you don't have a sense of humor. Blame your sour-puss parents.
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05-20-2011, 10:09 PM
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It's not our fault you don't have a sense of humor. Blame your sour-puss parents.
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Have you ever met a liebral with a sense of humor? No matter what happens or what is said they have to find something to be offended about.
Not sure what the NWO rule says he has to put 2 pennies under the bed, is it for the joo fairy?
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