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Default Re: Iowa Needs Beto! - 09-24-2019, 06:33 PM

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A few years back we only had to deal with wiggers (whites that like to jive their asses), but it seems that these days the field is open to anyone that wants to "identify" as something else - assuming you can get away with it without being accused of "cultural appropriation".

Of course at the top of the list is Elizabeth "Gray Beaver" Warren as an injun, but "Beto" - you might call him a "wibeaner" (assuming he likes refried beans).
The latest Iowa poll has Ersatz Squaw-ren in the lead, so perhaps this whole cultural appropriation house of cards is finally falling apart. I think the widespread push to accept transgenderism has had a part in that, for how can it be wrong for a white woman to call herself an Indian, or a black (Rachel Dolezal), while men have the unquestioned authority to flounce around as pornified parodies of women, and to enforce compliance with their fetish through violent intimidation? Especially if race, as we're told, is nothing more than a "social construct".

At the very least, I believe Generation Z (which can now vote in its first presidential election) is largely rejecting the SocJus cultism of Millennials and their Boomer (ex-hippy) handlers. There have been polls showing this. It does not mean our work will get easier, but it means we are seeing success.

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These days we're dealing with a new nemisis - the "Millennial Whoop", outlined in the video below. The orgins of which can be traced back to one of that nigra Prince's bands.

This "Millennial Whoop" is called a "hook" in music composition - sort of like those "ear worms" that people complain about (you can't get the sound out of your head). I submit that this is the sound of anal sex - being promoted by the pop music industry. For completeness I've included Yoko Ono's iconoclast oriential take on the subject.
This seems like an obvious case of hidden Satanic messages. I'm sure if you ran these "whoops" through some basic audio software, you'd hear demonic voices urging you towards all sorts of abominations, mainly the three S's: Satanism, suicide, and sodomy.

We have been sounding the alarm about this since popular music began. They were never punished for it, so why would they stop?


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Default Re: Iowa Needs Beto! - 09-25-2019, 12:50 AM

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Greetings Mr. Mayor and all of my white Baptist friends!

If Iowites would accept the wisdom of Jah Ras Tafari all would be well but I suppose that is too much to ask for. In the meantime there is a lot of corn in Iowa that is grown by the white people which is vitally needed in the motherland which is Africa. If the white people could send some of their corn to the Black people who need it and without charge then I believe that Jah would look favorably on Iowa and maybe the white people who live there.

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Sorry Rastaman, but all that corn is spoken for. Your LIEberal enviro wackos have seen to it that some of the corn is made into ethanol that we burn in our cars to keep the globull warming from burning up the earth. Then there are the "people of color" that use it to make tacos and tortillas that we keep trying to send back to where they came from. Next the injuns are in line for some of that corn that they use in their recipies in that "Pow Wow Chow" cook book. Sure, we whites use some of it to raise pigs to make bacon, but it keeps the mooselimbs at bay as they are constantly trying to blow us up - and who would deny us a little self defense. Finally, some of it goes to feed cows and the Democrats just had a "Steak Fry" there in Iowa to try to defeat our President Trump.

I suggest that if you need corn you shoud raise your own. Try to see of you can get Monsanto to give you some of their seeds.


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Default Re: Iowa Needs Beto! - 09-25-2019, 02:44 AM

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Thank you very much for thinking of this, dear Brother Mayor Hold. If you don't mind, I would like to have your very clever slogan printed on bumper stickers for our automobiles. The Wednesday Afternoon Ladies' Bible Study & Tea Party Social will be taking place soon (we're meeting at Sister Priscillia's this time; she makes such lovely little cakes), so I'd like to hand these stickers to the ladies to distribute to their neighborhoods. Have a blessed day to you, dear Brother Mayor Hold,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
Thank you for a great idea, Sister Isabella. I'll have my favorite print shop start cranking out the bumper stickers tomorrow.

I've been thinking we should illustrate "ghetto" so people identify it with "Beto." I'm going hire an artist to super impose this picture as a background to LIVE IN A GHETTO? VOTE BETO. I think it would look great on a bill board:




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Default Re: Iowa Needs Beto! - 09-25-2019, 03:32 AM

Greetings white people!

I am very shocked and surprised at the hostility that my good Baptist friends have shown toward Beto because he is a white man like you and he is for the children. But also he is for people of color and transsexuals and undocumented citizens like I and everyone else even old white people like you fine Baptist people. And also about the corn- my feelings are hurt. People who have a lot of corn should share with people who do not have a lot of corn especially if it is the white people with the corn and the people who need it are the Black people who have been oppressed and kept down by the white man.

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Default Re: Iowa Needs Beto! - 09-25-2019, 01:53 PM

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Thank you for a great idea, Sister Isabella. I'll have my favorite print shop start cranking out the bumper stickers tomorrow. I've been thinking we should illustrate "ghetto" so people identify it with "Beto." I'm going hire an artist to super impose this picture as a background to LIVE IN A GHETTO? VOTE BETO. I think it would look great on a bill board.
Why, that is such a wonderful idea, dear Brother Mayor Hold, and I thank you for thinking of this brilliant billboard idea. And, I'm ever so happy that you like my suggestion about the bumper stickers. Priscilla and the ladies will be truly delighted when I tell them about this at today's afternoon prayer meeting & tea party social. Once we have the stickers, we will distribute them when we do our personal evangelizing.

I've had another idea along these lines, and I've had a few T-shirts made up with a simple slogan. A sample of the shirt is attached, as a model of the project, worn by the young nigra who works in the shirt shop. I do so hope that this meets with your approval, as well.

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Mayor Hold,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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