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Default Rape is not for the jokes!! - 08-31-2011, 10:57 AM

It is a very serious! Not the joke! My first sexual experiences was the rape.

I am so lucky he did not pressing the charges.

(I used to be the shameless hussy before Christ entered me in every way is possible. Thank you baby JESUS!! )

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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 08-31-2011, 03:06 PM

Him pressing the charges? You, a feeble woman, raped a man?


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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 08-31-2011, 03:20 PM

I guess that's the way they do it in Canada, eh? The women rape the men.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 08-31-2011, 05:51 PM

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It is a very serious! Not the joke! My first sexual experiences was the rape.

I am so lucky he did not pressing the charges.
You are lucky, what made him drop the charges? Did you finally come to your senses and apologize before you married him?
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-01-2011, 07:47 PM

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It is a very serious! Not the joke! My first sexual experiences was the rape.

I am so lucky he did not pressing the charges.
You are lucky, what made him drop the charges?
That is a good question. I'm sure most of the sinners and Unsaved Trash would take one look at her and come to the wrong conclusion as to why charges were not pressed. The True Christian™ men here naturally would not have let her appearance keep them from performing their Christian duty.

Obviously Mary-Yves found Jesus and that must have weighed in the victim's decision.
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Did you finally come to your senses and apologize before you married him?
Is she married? I've never seen a "this post was approved by my husband" notation on any of her posts.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-01-2011, 08:41 PM

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Is she married? I've never seen a "this post was approved by my husband" notation on any of her posts.
I just assumed she was married because the claims to be christian and says she was raped.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-02-2011, 02:14 AM

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Is she married? I've never seen a "this post was approved by my husband" notation on any of her posts.
I just assumed she was married because the claims to be christian and says she was raped.
Her grasp of American is confusing at times. I thought she meant that raging hormones got the better of her before she was saved, and she raped the man on her first sexual encounter. Maybe she could clarify what she meant. Her American is improving by small degrees every day.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 09-04-2011, 09:54 PM

I really don't know what all the fuss is surrounding "rape". Rape sounds so horrific doesn't it? I'd bet a hundred dollars that the word was invented by feminazi's who refuse to succumb to their husbands in the way that Christ requires.

I feel the proper charge should be "Said no to husband". Let's face it, if she have had said "yes" there would be no rape now would there?

I think this is just a giant smokescreen. The bottom line is the wife is disobeying the Bible. She's lucky that rape is all she gets. Once again we see the compassion of Christ.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-17-2012, 11:08 PM

A doctor?!!??!!!



What is your doctorate in? Where can I read your thesis online? Which university?
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A doctor?!!??!!!



What is your doctorate in? Where can I read your thesis online? Which university?
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What is your doctorate in? Where can I read your thesis online? Which university?
A doctor of medicine. I do not wish for you to read my thesis..is the Bible not enough for you??? Which university..why would you like to know these personal details off myself?


you continue to mock...a little like the Jews did to Jesus shortly before he was put on the cross...


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you continue to mock...a little like the Jews did to Jesus shortly before he was put on the cross...
Are you comparing yourself to Jesus? Seriously?
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A doctor of medicine. I do not wish for you to read my thesis..is the Bible not enough for you??? Which university..why would you like to know these personal details off myself?
Because we are certain that you are a liar. Post the thesis or apologize to Jesus for being a filthy liar.


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you continue to mock...a little like the Jews did to Jesus shortly before he was put on the cross...
Are you calling him a joo?


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Because we are certain that you are a liar. Post the thesis or apologize to Jesus for being a filthy liar.




Are you calling him a joo?
I know I am not a liar, I do not have to prove myself to you. Jesus knows my heart and truth and it is HE who matters to me.

No, I was not calling him a Jew. Please go back and read my post. You seem to have misunderstood me.

EVERY word that comes from your mouth is hateful. You are NOT Godly. It is shameful you call yourself Christian. This forum is a money making scam, it takes advantage of the weak and vunerable so that users may make themselves feel important. It is surely satans work.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 06:58 AM

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This forum is a money making scam, it takes advantage of the weak and vunerable so that users may make themselves feel important. It is surely satans work.
What? A money-making scam? Can you point me to the donate button, because I don't see one anywhere. Son, I suspect you may be undergoing a medical breakdown of some sort. Please consult a (real) medical professional.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 07:37 AM

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Jesus knows my heart and truth and it is HE who matters to me.
No it's not. You even said it yourself that you ignore His words.

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You are NOT Godly. It is shameful you call yourself Christian.
Again you are judging others here with only your opinion. You have deemed many here as ungodly, but you have not once been able to back it up with scripture. You know the truth yourself. We are Christians, you are not.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 08:29 AM

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A doctor of medicine. I do not wish for you to read my thesis.
How odd. A Medical Doctor is an honoury doctorate and so a thesis is not required: yet you refuse to let us read yours indicating it exist.

This sounds very suspicious, indeed. Even if you are not a liar, you probably are a liar.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 08:33 AM

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How odd. A Medical Doctor is an honoury doctorate and so a thesis is not required: yet you refuse to let us read yours indicating it exist.

This sounds very suspicious, indeed. Even if you are not a liar, you probably are a liar.

All the best.
It does not mean have not written one, many doctors write thesis, we often need to in order to become a consultant. For example, a thesis exists on the estimated life span of a heart transplant given to young person and to a member of the elderly population, written by a friend of mine. I believe he won a trip to san francisco for it


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 06:28 PM

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It does not mean have not written one, many doctors write thesis...
The plural of thesis is theses, which you'd know if you'd ever written one.

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...a thesis exists...written by a friend of mine...
Which qualifies you to claim to be a doctor.


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Default Re: Rape is not for the jokes!! - 07-18-2012, 08:19 PM

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For example, a thesis exists on the estimated life span of a heart transplant given to young person and to a member of the elderly population, written by a friend of mine. I believe he won a trip to san francisco for it
Won a trip to San Francisco?? I bet his heart gave out on him as soon as he stepped off the plane.
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