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All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
01-15-2009, 04:50 AM
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Available for a limited time at participating locations, IHOP's All You Can Eat Pancakes offer starts at $4.99 and is available a la carte or as part of a combo, which includes two, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, eggs any style, crispy hash browns, and a choice of pork sausage links, crisp bacon or ham. Pancakes are served fresh three at a time until the guest is satisfied. Price may vary by location.
Now through Feb. 22.
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This is a great deal, and a great place to stop on the way home from Cedar Rapids:
2009 Crossroads Blvd
Waterloo, IA 50702-4403
map and directions!
You know I can eat at least three sets of those cakes. I like to put different flavors of jam between the different layers and use lots of butter an syrup. They're not supposed to give you extra sausages, but I'm sweet with the servers and I sometimes score another helping of links.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
01-15-2009, 09:04 AM
Wow, and Sister Victory just got her shipment of insulin! She'll be thrilled!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
01-29-2009, 03:45 PM
God was really in a mood to Bless us humans when he created the pancake.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
01-29-2009, 04:45 PM
Pancakes are indeed a gift from God. They are circular and represent our eternal (nonending) lives with Him (Or Satan if you choose to spit in God's face).
But be cautious brethren! As you know perverts know how to take a Godly thing and turn it into filth!
Godly Pancake:
Pervert Pancake:
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
01-29-2009, 06:15 PM
Is their one on a bus line from freehold me and debbie love anything thats' all you can eat and so do the kids but my truck still doesnt' work.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Aren't we gluttonous!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-05-2009, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LaymanGodFearer
Aren't we gluttonous!
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I don't know about you and your unsaved morbidly obese "big-boned" wife, but we Christians like a plate of flapjacks once in awhile. I'm not sure how you get gluttony out of that.
Better spend more time fearing God, and less time making smart-alecky comments about breakfast. Why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of our Godly forum? Tell us about yourself.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-09-2009, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I don't know about you and your unsaved morbidly obese "big-boned" wife, but we Christians like a plate of flapjacks once in awhile. I'm not sure how you get gluttony out of that.
Better spend more time fearing God, and less time making smart-alecky comments about breakfast. Why don't you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of our Godly forum? Tell us about yourself.
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Pastor, being the layman that I am, I must have confused the act of pigging out at "all you can eat" events with the sin of gluttony. Please excuse my error and direct me towards the road to eternal salvation.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 01:02 PM
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Pastor, being the layman that I am, I must have confused the act of pigging out at "all you can eat" events with the sin of gluttony. Please excuse my error and direct me towards the road to eternal salvation.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 06:53 PM
Mmmm... I want pancakes too! Wooo!
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 07:03 PM
I do love pancakes. They are flat just like the shape of the Earth our Lord made. Everytime I cook a batch for Mr. Ratched I feel truly blessed!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 08:45 PM
I hate to have to come back to this, but if you are at IHOP, be very suspicious if your husband orders the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity option, which is served with warm apple or berry pie filling on the side.
If he is seeking pie filling outside the home....you are not making enough of them.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
I hate to have to come back to this, but if you are at IHOP, be very suspicious if your husband orders the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity option, which is served with warm apple or berry pie filling on the side.
If he is seeking pie filling outside the home....you are not making enough of them.
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I keep my pie tight and tasty. Mr. Ratched is always happy with the shape and texture of my pie.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity
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I Believe that last word says it all, Sister. I personally wouldn't go within a mile of any gayBoy "Man" Eating anything like that
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Ladies, can we keep the topic on pancakes? There are plenty of discussions around about how delicious some of your pies are. I know, I've tried some.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:38 PM
my pie is definitely the best
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:44 PM
My idea of a perfect day is IHOP's All You Can Eat Pancakes in the Morning, a light lunch, Evening Bible Study, and Olive Garden's Never Ending Breadsticks and Salad for dinner.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 09:47 PM
Is that your routine, or something that you are striving to attain?
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-10-2009, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Ladies, can we keep the topic on pancakes?
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Excuse me, Brother Nobar, but the Rooty Tooty Fresh & _______ is a pie disguised as a pancake!
As keepers of the Home and Hearth, we Landover™ Ladies have every right to know if our menfolk are out sneaking pie on the side. And anyone who has mastered the rudiments of cookery can tell at a glance that the ingredients for the two baked items are virtually the same, just in different proportions and arrangement.
The devil wears many disguises.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-11-2009, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
My idea of a perfect day is IHOP's All You Can Eat Pancakes in the Morning, a light lunch, Evening Bible Study, and Olive Garden's Never Ending Breadsticks and Salad for dinner.
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No offense, Brother Worthington, but I've been to the Olive Garden exactly once, and that exotic foreign food upset my stomach.
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