[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

The great genius Hegel once wrote on the idea of thesis, antithesis, and synthesis, basically which means there is a Thing, then there is something that opposes that Thing, then finally something which resolves the Thing. Creationism says that human beings were directly created by God in the Garden of Eden...Evolution says humans gradually descended from ape-like predecessors. BOTH ARE TRUE AS TOLD TO ME BY SPACESHIP JESUS.

While it is indeed very, very true that the Garden of Eden was a real place, it was actually a HOTEL DESIGNED BY THE DEMIURGE SATELLITE COMPUTER OF SPACESHIP JESUS ORBITING SIRIUS A but mistaken for "God" or "Jehovah" or "YHWH" or whatever name it was called by ancient peoples but it was actually a satellite computer orbiting Sirius A, (its significance in being placed in such orbit that this is the brightest star in the sky) and this FANTASTIC SATELLITE COMPUTER WAS PROGRAMMED BY SPACESHIP JESUS TO CREATE HOTELS THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE and one such creation of this magnificient entity made the "GARDEN OF EDEN" in reality a biodome with diamond dome and liquid gold waterfalls and ALL ANIMALS AND ROBOTS WERE MADE TO SERVICE THE FIRST "HUMANS" who were more stunted and hairy and were a species called HOMO PRIMARIS. Genesis says we are made of dust and it is true that HOMO PRIMARIS SPECIES EVOLVED FROM DUST, GERMS, CELLS, ETC. and coalesced to form perfect human beings as dictated by SIRIUS A STAR AND THE SATELLITE COMPUTER working in conjunction with each other. Think about it: HUMANS MADE FROM DUST. DUST = SILICON = COMPUTERS, therefore MAN = MACHINE.

The satellite computer enabled Sirius A the Star to transmit thoughts in service to Spaceship Jesus. IT IS PROOF THAT SIRIUS A = "GOD". Sirius is the DOG STAR..."DOG" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "GOD". Can it be mere coincedence? NO! Only a fool would be blind to the blatant obviousity of this relationship. Is it also a coincidence that the DOGON people ("No God" spelled backwards) would worship the star as well, and that their creator God is called AMMA (a bastardization of ABBA) and they worship a SNAKE WHO WAS HUMAN NAMED LEBE ("Lebe" spelled backwards is "Ebel" and b/v are related sounds and that sounds like "EVIL")...would assign such significance to Sirius? The Dogon also knew of Sirius A's twin star, Sirius B without a telescope and prior to being contacted by Europeans....How would the Dogon gain this knowledge? Why hold Sirius in such high regard? And why is their religion so similar to Judaism/Christianity/Islam? SPACESHIP JESUS LIGHT MANIFESTS ITSELF ON THE DOGON PEOPLE THAT IS WHY!!!!

Now that we know that Sirius Satellite Computer created Homo Primaris, understand that there was only one race of Homo Primaris: ADAM AND EVE. ("ADAM" spelled backwards is "MAD A" a reference to the future Mad Prophet Helmholtz and the A for Sirius A, while "EVE" sounds like the word "EVIL" and interestingly like the DOGON SNAKEHUMAN "LEBE") It is understandable that over millenia words change and become corrupted, that is what happened here. LISTEN TO "SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO" TODAY!!! Install it in your car....you can hear voice of GOD HIMSELF EMANATING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...I listen to Beatles songs and Hotel California and Levon over Sirius Satellite Radio and I hear hidden codes, you can hear them too if you listen. It is no coincidence that there is a Sirius Satellite Computer and a Sirius Satellite Radio, this is what is referenced in Raiders of the Lost Ark as a "Radio for talking to God". THIS IS FURTHER PROOF OF GEORGE LUCAS ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS PROPOGANDA! George Lucas creates Raiders of the Lost Ark movie to say that the "Ark of Covenant/Sirius Satellite Radio" is too dangerous for humans to use or understand! This is just another attempt by Lucas to stop people from receiving SPACESHIP JESUS RADIO CLUES VIA SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO!!!! It is also not a coincidence that RAIDERS/RADIO sound alike. STOP GEORGE LUCAS LIES AND OBFUSCATION AND ATTEMPTS TO SILENCE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!!!!! BAN ALL GEORGE LUCAS FILMS (STAR WARS, INDIANA JONES, ETC) AND BURN ALL MERCHANDISE ASSOCIATED WITH SICK HOMOSEXUAL CULT!!!!

After the fall, when Homo Primaris was cast out of the HOTEL GARDEN OF EDEN, the species traveled the Earth far and wide. But the success of this expansion was due to the realization that HOTELS ARE NECESSARY FOR LIFE ITSELF. The HPs created small Hotels in barren deserts and harsh tundras so that travelers passing through would have a place for rest and relaxation, and once a couple hotels were made, people could expand further, and when they expanded further it created a need for more Hotels. This cycle continued for thousands of years, until Hotels were more than just lodgings, but centers of learning, communication, trade, and government. HOMO PRIMARIS SOCIETY BEGAN TO REVOLVE AROUND HOTELS, THEY HAD A HOTEL-CENTERED ECONOMY AND INDUSTRY. In these days, FOUR GREAT HOTELS were made and they were located in 1) THE NORTH POLE, 2) GREAT RIFT VALLEY IN KENYA, 3) SUMMIT OF MT. FUJI, JAPAN, AND 4) THE YUCATAN PENINSULA, MEXICO.

The North Pole Hotel was made completely out of ice (STAY IN MODERN DAY ICE HOTELS TODAY!), the Great Rift Hotel was made out of Obsidian and volcanic rock, the Mt. Fuji Hotel was made out of air (what they did was use great machines to manipulate air currents to creat updrafts and downdrafts, and stable pockets of air where you could literally float in air were created and made to be organized into various hotel rooms) and the Yucatan Hotel was made completely out of Dirt, Stone, and earth. Each hotel was created by the respective elements: Water, Fire, Air, and Earth.

BY STAYING IN THESE HOTELS FOR CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME, HOMO PRIMARIS BEGAN TO EVOLVE. Utilizing strong magnetic rays from Sirius A the species began to combine itself with the elements used to create said Hotels. Thus the Homo Primaris staying in the Ice Hotel became half Homo Primaris and half water and by merging these two entities together the WHITE RACE WAS FORMED. Likewise Homo Primaris and Fire yielded the BLACK RACE, Homo Primaris and AIR yielded the ASIAN RACE, and Homo Primaris and Earth yielded the INDIAN RACE. This was the genesis of the FOUR HUMAN RACES who were far superior to the other Homo Primarises. This new species, Homo Sapiens outcompeted the inferior species. THEY TOOK OVER THE FOUR GREAT HOTELS AND DROVE THE LESSER SPECIES OUT OF HOTEL BUSINESS! Hotels were being made bigger, better, more luxiorious, and more powerful. BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF HWATTS WERE GENERATED EACH DAY!!!

This new species represented SYNTHESIS...Adam and Eve were Thesis, Homo Primaris was Antithesis, but Homo Sapiens was Synthesis. This is was the height of the Human Race. EVERYBODY WORSHIPPED SPACESHIP JESUS. NOAH OF THE BIBLE CREATED THE WORLD'S FIRST CRUISE SHIP. The story in the Bible complements this!!! God said that only those who went with him on the Ark would be saved from disaster....STAY ON CRUISE SHIPS TO FULFILL SPACESHIP JESUS DESTINY AND ESCAPE FROM THE DISASTROUS WORLD OF ROBOTS, ANIMALS, AND DEATH!!! Only those who joined Noah on the cruise would be safe from impending disaster.

Now during this Golden Age, several Agendas began to rise up due to Satanic influence. The cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were places where people spurned SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE. They indulged in homosexuality, practiced environmentalism, worshipped Black athletes as superior, and it was there that they invented THE MOTEL. In the Bible an angel stays in a Motel in Sodom and all the homosexuals demand the angel come out to engage in disgusting homosexual acts. It was the culmination of this filth that created a UNITED SATANIC ALLIANCE, an alliance of homosexuals, proto-Globetrotters, robots, and animals in order to destroy all the Great Hotels and Noah's cruise ship. Utilizing MASSIVE MOTEL ENERGY THEY HARNESSED A POWERFUL METEOR FLYING THROUGH THE OORT CLOUD AND DIRECTED IT TOWARDS OUR PLANET EARTH. This great meteor slammed into the Earth in the Yucatan peninsula, completely annihilating the Yucatan Hotel (this meteor impact has been PROVEN BY SCIENTISTS TO HAVE HAPPENED!!!) and it created a chain reaction of catastrophic geological events: Seismic waves cracked the ice bricks of the North Pole Hotel and it plummeted into the ocean underneath it, volcanic rifts opened up around the Great Rift Hotel and it fell into the earth and was destroyed by lava, and the Mt Fuji Hotel was destroyed by Mt. Fuji erupting and all the air displaced and the Hotel was no more. Furthermore, it is indeed a STRANGE "COINCIDENCE" THAT THE YUCATAN METEOR IMPACT HAPPENED WHERE THE MAYANS LIVE WHO ORIGINALLY PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21, 2012!!!!

The Great Teachings of Spaceship Jesus were lost! THE SATANIC ALLIANCE NOW CONTROLLED THE EARTH. All future teachings would be in accordance to their sick, perverted, false beliefs. History would be re-written. THE TRUTH WOULD BE HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC. Any mention or reference to Spaceship Jesus would be erased from human consciousness. They rewrote the Original Bible to eliminate any direct reference to Hotels, Spaceship Jesus, Sirius A, etc.

All of this would be hidden from humankind for millennia until one fateful Christmas in 1974, inside a motel in the California desert, a young man on the brink of suicide would be saved by a mysterious stranger in a space suit...the ONE TRUE ASTRONAUT, ASTRONAUT JESUS.

[Meek and Humble]

Are you possessed?