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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-21-2011, 02:27 AM
It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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05-21-2011, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lawllypawp
It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.
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Who are you referring to, young lady?
YiC,
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-21-2011, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I have no idea which false "Bible" that dolt is reading.
FOR INFORMATION ONLY: WHAT BIBLE DID DOLT READ?
Here's 16 different "translations" + the KJV Authorized Version. They all contradict the dolt.
• If you don't want to read them all, just click this for KJV only.
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I think he is reading The KJV Collected Fairy Tales, while the verse you point to says you can' know
Mark 13:32 But of that day and that houre knoweth no man, no not the Angels which are in heauen, neither the Son, but the Father.
If we have a look at one of the rapture sites, we find
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Many religious groups and individuals throughout history have predicted Jesus' return, but they were always wrong. No theologian, no matter how learned or intelligent, could know the day because God had not revealed it. The scriptural evidence needed to know the exact day could not be known before 1988, the year the 'Church Age' ended. The Bible indicates prior to this year the date of Christ's return could not be known. Many Church leaders of the past looked at political as well as natural events to prove their predictions and they were repeatedly wrong.
God is the guardian of His secrets. The words needed to know the time of the end "are closed up and sealed till the time of the end." Only Christ Jesus, the Lamb, is able to unseal the Bible and reveal what is needed to know the day and the hour of His return.
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Is that not from the KJV?
Daniel 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words [are] closed up and sealed till the time of the end
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-21-2011, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lawllypawp
It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.
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You are jumping the gun a little there Lawllypawp a few more hours to go till it is all meant to kick off .
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
As we get closer people may find this useful
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http://www.may21-2011.com/
So we have another 6 hours to wait for nothing to happen.
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-22-2011, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lawllypawp
It's the 21st of May and I don't see any Judgment Day.
You'r just a bunch of paranoid hippies.
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You seem to be misunderstanding that we DIDN'T agree with that demoniac "pastor" in that the date of The Rapture is unknowable.
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-22-2011, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
You seem to be misunderstanding that we DIDN'T agree with that demoniac "pastor" in that the date of The Rapture is unknowable.
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Pastafarian scum will take any opportunity to mock Christianity. They love to glom onto false Christians who make false prophesies and blaspheme, etc. The pastafarians will do anything to turn people away from Christianity. Anything.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-28-2011, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
You are jumping the gun a little there Lawllypawp a few more hours to go till it is all meant to kick off .
http://www.may21-2011.com/
So we have another 6 hours to wait for nothing to happen.
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Bring me your Flying Spaghetti Monster, for I am hungry.
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Re: Crazy cult declares May 21, 2011 Judgment Day -
05-29-2011, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DDM1985
Bring me your Flying Spaghetti Monster, for I am hungry.
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Originall 1611 source for Matthew 7:12
Therefore all things whatsoeuer ye would that men should doe to you, doe ye euen so to them: for this is the Law and the Prophets.
©1611
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Are you saying that you want to convert to pastafarianism, or that you want Mr Freddie to eat you?
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