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Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 04:24 PM
Hi everybody,
I've been reading your forum since a couple days now, and I find it very... interesting.
I live in Belgium, so don't ask me what Baptist church I go to, because I don't know any of those here. I guess this country is doomed
I know I have a lot to learn from you so I hope that even if I'm not a True Christian yet, I'll have a chance to be allowed to stay on this forum.
Philippe
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 04:43 PM
Well, Philippe, at least you're respectful (unlike a lot of the eurotrash that's washed up lately.) We'll see how things go.
The first thing you need to do is get yourself a copy of the 1611 KJV ASAP.
Now tell us a bit about yourself. Married? How many sons? Were you one of the 4 Belgican who served in Afghanistan? Will you soon be emigrating to a country with a Baptist church?
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 04:56 PM
I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).
I'm divorced. I know it's bad, but my ex-wife was beyond salvation. What choice did I have?
I have 2 sons, 9 and 5 yo.
No, I was not one of the people sent to Afghanistan. Although, I think they were a bit more than 4 soldiers. I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.
I'd like to emigrate to a country with a Baptist church, but with all your immigration laws, it won't be easy to live in the U.S.
Maybe with your experience, you could give mesome advice?
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 05:13 PM
Welcome to our forums, Philippe!
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Originally Posted by Philippe
I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).
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You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.
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I'd like to emigrate to a country with a Baptist church, but with all your immigration laws, it won't be easy to live in the U.S.
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Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 05:15 PM
Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 05:42 PM
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Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!
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I know Brother, but we'll have to feed this information to him with the utmost care and attention.
It's not even a lie. He probably really believes in Belgium.
I've seen some of these so called Belgicans go completely bonkers when they finally see the thruth.
It's like Petal, but different.
The brainwashing is so strong that sometimes, when it's late in the even, even *Ď* have a relapse, and think there might be such a thing after all.
For a few seconds.
Then I pick up a newspaper, and realize it's all a big hoax!
So, ehm, hi Philippe. Are you from the French speaking non-existant part of Belgium, or the Flemish speaking one? Your name does suggest the former.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 05:43 PM
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Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!
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Uh... please explain
I mean, Belgium is far from perfect, but it's not as bad as Iceland, I hope...
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Welcome to our forums, Philippe!
You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.
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Oh, yes, thank you for thz link!
Are you positive that it's a real transcript of the KJV bible? I wouldn't want to be misguided by a false copy of the book.
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.
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Oh, really? I mean, in order to be able to immigrate, I need a work contract (or a lot of money to invest in the country, which I don't have). Unless those lawyers are sneaky (well, they're lawyers, so obviously, they are anyway), I wonder how they could by-pass those laws
But if you can give me some contact info, I'll see with them what's possible and what's not.
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Philippe
I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.
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Did you just call B. HUSSEIN Obamba my President?
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 06:12 PM
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Did you just call B. HUSSEIN Obamba my President?
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Well, technically, he's the president of all Americans...
I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?
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Re: Hi from Belgium -
02-26-2010, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Philippe
Well, technically, he's the president of all Americans...
I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?
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I'm from America's Frozen Attic:
Perhaps I'll move to a real country (America) when sister Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012.
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