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Default Is it too early for Easter? - 01-09-2010, 10:13 PM



This will make an adorable Easter gift.



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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-09-2010, 10:17 PM

That is cute dear but we have not yet gotten past Feb. 14th, the day of spinsterhood celebration.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-09-2010, 10:31 PM

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That is cute dear but we have not yet gotten past Feb. 14th, the day of spinsterhood celebration.
True, Brother James, but I love to start early with my Easter celebrations, like a godly wife should.



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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-09-2010, 10:51 PM

I suppose there'd be no harm in hiding a few eggs for the tykes.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-10-2010, 10:19 AM

It's never too early for Easter.

Or Christmas, for that matter.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-10-2010, 10:27 AM

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This will make an adorable Easter gift.

What a wonderful Easter Present!
I hope you can eat the whole thing. I bet Baby Jesus tastes yummy and has a really soft center.

In my household it's Christmas and Easter all of the year round.
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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-11-2010, 04:02 PM

Easter season begins when Christmas ends, and Christmas season begins when Easter ends!
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Default Re: Is it too early for Easter? - 01-11-2010, 09:38 PM

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What a wonderful Easter Present!
I hope you can eat the whole thing. I bet Baby Jesus tastes yummy and has a really soft center.
According to the recipe the head is nice and crunchy, almost nutty


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