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Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 05:36 PM
I am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 06:10 PM
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I am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 06:44 PM
hello ping pong! Are you related to shitoshi?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 06:51 PM
Dear friend:
Thank you for your introduction, but we are not interested in Chinese influence. As True Christian™ True Republican™ Americans, we already follow the culture blessed by Jesus, and we will not insult Him by adopting another. I get as much Chinese influence as I can stand when I smell the Chinese carryout that my unsaved accountant sometimes brings into the office when he works late and watch him eat it with what look like giant tweezers that have become separated from each other.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 07:04 PM
Can I suggest that you get as much said as soon as possible - when the Secret Police come, I doubt your first thought will be Christian repentance.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 07:22 PM
Your name is Who? Doesn't that get confusing?
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09-19-2008, 07:42 PM
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Your name is Who? Doesn't that get confusing?
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What? Who?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 07:55 PM
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Your name is Who? Doesn't that get confusing?
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A person with that name and a doctorate (which an awful lot of Chinese seem to have) would be Doctor Who, which is plainly an allusion to that fag-enabling British TV show. Has the DOF been alerted?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 08:15 PM
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I am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Just because you got lots of hugs, peace & jollies at the olympics does NOT mean that we will be so glad to see you here rice rocket. We are here solely to extend the influence of Jesus Christ. We are not interested in your chink superstitions and philosophies here, no siree bob. You would do well to get washed in the blood of the lamb before we go much further.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 08:32 PM
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I am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Greetings Friend,
I am glad that you can take some time out your busy schedule making cheep shoes for to talk to us on the internets. I understand Christianity is making great inroads into your Great Godless, hellbound country. Is this true?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-19-2008, 11:30 PM
Chinese people eat Tofu and drink soy sauce which causes genital shrinkage, turns their skin yellow and makes them grow breasts. Sometimes the women grow breasts too
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-20-2008, 02:35 PM
This is just another one of Hitoshi's communist pals I'll bet.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 12:30 PM
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Are there any Christian chinks? Please leave if you don't love Jesus.
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We are have Christian same as West.
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hello ping pong! Are you related to shitoshi?
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Okay, SO rude greeting. You not even spell name in correct manner.
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Dear friend:
Thank you for your introduction, but we are not interested in Chinese influence. As True Christian™ True Republican™ Americans, we already follow the culture blessed by Jesus, and we will not insult Him by adopting another. I get as much Chinese influence as I can stand when I smell the Chinese carryout that my unsaved accountant sometimes brings into the office when he works late and watch him eat it with what look like giant tweezers that have become separated from each other.
Yours in Christ's abundant love,
Isaac
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I think you are change mind once see good effects of feng shui brought here!
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Can I suggest that you get as much said as soon as possible - when the Secret Police come, I doubt your first thought will be Christian repentance.
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Why Western greetings SOOOOO confusing? Are make little to no sense ALL time.
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Your name is Who? Doesn't that get confusing?
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First, you are need learn proper spellings. Second, "Hu" is family name. "Lao" is name answered to by me. Chinese are put family name before personal.
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A person with that name and a doctorate (which an awful lot of Chinese seem to have) would be Doctor Who, which is plainly an allusion to that fag-enabling British TV show. Has the DOF been alerted?
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I am have absolute NO thought on what this mean.
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Just because you got lots of hugs, peace & jollies at the olympics does NOT mean that we will be so glad to see you here rice rocket. We are here solely to extend the influence of Jesus Christ. We are not interested in your chink superstitions and philosophies here, no siree bob. You would do well to get washed in the blood of the lamb before we go much further.
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Why Western barbarian are wash in blood of lamb? Is make for gross odor and nasty feelings.
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Greetings Friend,
I am glad that you can take some time out your busy schedule making cheep shoes for to talk to us on the internets. I understand Christianity is making great inroads into your Great Godless, hellbound country. Is this true?
YIC
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Unsure, but am have great appreciation for polite greeting!
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Chinese people eat Tofu and drink soy sauce which causes genital shrinkage, turns their skin yellow and makes them grow breasts. Sometimes the women grow breasts too
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What? Chinese woman is beauty of nature and we are not all eat tofu ALL time. Soy sauce I am enjoy on ALL meal, though.
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This is just another one of Hitoshi's communist pals I'll bet.
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Huh? Hitoshi? Is sound like Japanese, who invade China and bring many evils in War of the World II.
As for communism, I am not share info.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 02:50 PM
Do you have many coloreds in chinkyland?
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 03:41 PM
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I think you are change mind once see good effects of feng shui brought here!
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I think not. Feng shui is the ancient oriental art of arranging your furniture so that the devil can move around more easily.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 04:10 PM
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I get as much Chinese influence as I can stand when I smell the Chinese carryout that my unsaved accountant sometimes brings into the office when he works late and watch him eat it with what look like giant tweezers that have become separated from each other.
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Oh dear sweet pastor! It's obvious you're a strongly normal heterosexual man and shouldn't know this. Those are knitting needles the nips eat with!
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 04:22 PM
I eat my chinese food with a fork like a good American.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 05:05 PM
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Do you have many coloreds in chinkyland?
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Only time am see black people is imported television.
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I think not. Feng shui is the ancient oriental art of arranging your furniture so that the devil can move around more easily.
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Who is provide SO false information?
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I eat my chinese food with a fork like a good American.
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I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 10:00 PM
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I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!
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Don't you people eat with wooden sticks? I think sticks were used as one of the first weapons.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover -
09-22-2008, 10:44 PM
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I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!
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Excuse me, the entire world eats with forks, so you might want to open your eyes and see what is going on in the world around you.
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