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Default Re: How? - 01-31-2011, 05:30 AM

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Oh the ignorance. I'm not going to lie, I took the time to make an account, a thread and a handful of posts to try to knock some sence into the small minds of yours on these forums, but it is obviously not working as you people are still not realizing how racist, sexist and just plain stupid you are. You are the ones who will suffer in eternity in a fiery pit for not being open to other religions, races and thoughts.

I'll leave you, there is no reason for me to stay here while you people hide behind your computers, just remember that if I ever meet anyone like you on the streets, I will crack your skull open the second I see you.

Peace.
Oh, aren't you just the cutest little thing!

I just want to give you a big hug and fill you full of Jesus' love!

Shall we pray together?
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Default Re: How? - 01-31-2011, 05:38 AM

THE BIBLE tells us to hate non-christian atheists! - Psalm 139:21–22
THE BIBLE tells us women are our property and should stay silent! -
1 Corinthians 14:34-35 - Ephesians 5:22-25 - Colossians 3:18

I have given you 4 bible quotes that support my argument. You have given me 0. The end.
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Default Re: How? - 01-31-2011, 05:59 AM

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She clearly stated that her God, Manitou, communicates with her tribe through animals
And that makes her a witch, and unsaved trash.

Where is your confusion?

This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not 4chan. Seriously, what part of "unsaved unwelcome" do you people not understand?

Could it somehow be made MORE clear that people who aren't Christians are uninvited and unwelcome guests here? Why would you or your demon-worshiping animist friend think we would "respect" your cults?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: How? - 02-01-2011, 02:02 PM

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I have already seen how you people treated the "Mohawk Girl" as a piece of meat because she said she was from an Indian tribe. She came here wanting no harm, and all she got was some ugly comments about her race
We have offered friendship, guidance and encouragement at every opportunity. Her pimp boyfriend is shamefully amoral, which we have pointed out to her as gently as possible. It may be that in worshipping some demon she thinks that she is respecting the mores of her tribe - but that does get you ensconces in Hell, and if she were smitten tomorrow, she would surely be on the receiving end of some rather unpleasant activities - in a burning lake of fire and brimstone - of infinite duration. By accepting God's excellent lovingkindness Psalm 36:7 tonight she will be assured of eternal salvation.

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I have no problem with other races, we are all equal
That is not what The Bible says.
The Hamitic peoples have been blighted in perpetuity because of their ancestor's depravity Genesis 9:22
That is why Africa is such a cesspit of syphilitic degenerates. Even Liberia, given the opportunity of a lifetime, chooses Satan and AIDS rather than God. Ham's son bore the brunt of his father's vicious lust.
The Bible tells us:

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And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his yonger sonne had done vnto him.
25 And he said, Cursed bee Canaan: a seruant of seruants shall hee be vnto his brethren.
26 And hee saide, Blessed bee the LORD God of Shem, and Canaan shalbe his seruant.
27 God shall enlarge Iaphet, and he shal dwel in the tents of Shem, and Canaan shalbe his seruant.
28 And Noah liued after the flood, three hundred and fifty yeeres.
29 And all the dayes of Noah were nine hundred & fifty yeeres, and he died.

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When in Godly servitude, Africa has always prospered. It has the world's most fertile land, but under their own administration, which is the administration of Satan, it is the world's most disgusting and abominable filth. Trillions of dollars of aid have been lavished squandered to no avail, it will ever be so and we don't want Miss Mustang to embark down any similar path, a path (albeit a different one) to Hell and everlasting torture. She is at a crossroads, and we recognise Satan in you pressing on you to derail her escape from her pimp and entice her down the road to perdition.
God knows what happens when people give in to the likes of you, has warned us and offers the one & only path to freedom. Satan is furious: that is why you are furious. Leave Her Alone

II CORINTHIANS 12:9 And he said vnto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weaknes. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest vpon me.
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Default Re: How? - 02-01-2011, 02:10 PM

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Oh the ignorance. I'm not going to lie, I took the time to make an account, a thread and a handful of posts to try to knock some sence into the small minds of yours on these forums, but it is obviously not working as you people are still not realizing how racist, sexist and just plain stupid you are. You are the ones who will suffer in eternity in a fiery pit for not being open to other religions, races and thoughts.

I'll leave you, there is no reason for me to stay here while you people hide behind your computers, just remember that if I ever meet anyone like you on the streets, I will crack your skull open the second I see you.

Peace.
I'm no expert on social ettiquette but I'd say that post is a tad less cordial than would be considered polite in a Christian household.

Perhaps you could rephrase that.
(In a less Viking/Visigoth/Kublai Khan and his hairy Mongol Hordes type of way.)
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