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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-09-2011, 08:54 AM
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I'm praying that you take my advice.
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So, if he doesn't take your advice, you just proved your own religion wrong?
"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-09-2011, 08:59 AM
He took my advice because he read my post: whether he acts on it is anyone's guess.
YiC,
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-09-2011, 09:07 AM
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So, if he doesn't take your advice, you just proved your own religion wrong?
"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)
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You're not even making the effort here to make those woman feelings in your head sound like thought, here. If you'd checked with your father before speaking you wouldn't have made such a fool of yourself here.
How can anyone prove God wrong? It's a nonsense.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-11-2011, 01:43 PM
Pastor Pistle is an American hero, anyone who could doubt in the Lord our Saviour after reading this must have been born corrupted.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 04:10 PM
Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 04:39 PM
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Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
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Sadly, Unsaved Trash such as yourself can't get off your butt to go the church to see the irrefutable evidence on display as Brother Bobby-Joe says below.
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Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by HTannor
Sadly, Unsaved Trash such as yourself can't get off your butt to go the church to see the irrefutable evidence on display as Brother Bobby-Joe says below.
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1. How do you know it's blood?
2. How do you know it's Vietcong/NVA blood?
3. How do you know the pastor didn't exagerate?
4. You shall not kill? Does it ring a bell?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:29 PM
Enjoy hell, Pastor-Doubter and God-Mocker.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:33 PM
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Enjoy hell, Pastor-Doubter and God-Mocker.
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I don't think Hell exists, sorry.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:34 PM
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1. How do you know it's blood?
2. How do you know it's Vietcong/NVA blood?
3. How do you know the pastor didn't exagerate?
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We have Pistle's commendation from the US Marine Corps.
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Originally Posted by Epicdude
4. You shall not kill? Does it ring a bell?
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Didn't you read the story; Jesus killed that NVA soldier.
So is this how atheists deal with a mircle; Just try to change to subject to trivialities. Pathetic.
Now how did Pastor Pistle knive that Vietcong without the help of Christ?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:36 PM
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I don't think Hell exists, sorry.
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That's okay. Hell is chock full of surprised fools like you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:50 PM
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We have Pistle's commendation from the US Marine Corps.
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How do they know? They weren't there.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 05:57 PM
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How do they know? They weren't there.
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Who are you to doubt Pastor Pistle's word? Why that man is so close to Jesus they play poker every Thursday night!
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Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 07:27 PM
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How do they know? They weren't there.
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What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.
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So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 09:08 PM
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So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?
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LOL
What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!
HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!
NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians™ in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
LOL
What do you think Jesus is like Captian Kirk in Star Trek??? He saw Pistle was in trouble and had Scotty beam him down down the planet right before the VC could shoot Pistle!!!
HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT!
NO! Jesus was like the Predator, invisible and all the time standing there next to Pistle. Jesus saw one of TRUE Christians™ in trouble and struck CLEANLY and QUICKLY because that's how our SAVIOR is! GLORY!
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But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 10:36 PM
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But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
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You don't pay attention when you read, do you?
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Pastor Pistle felt a warm loving glow come over him as he felt our loving Savior Jesus' had guide Pastor Pistle's hand to his combat knife, pull it out, plunge the knife straight into the Vietcong's Karl Marx praising throat and twist it!
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Who else would provide Pastor Pistle's "warm loving glow"? This isn't a special effects movie, son, this real life! Praise Jesus!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 10:40 PM
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But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
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Ever heard of the Holy Ghost?
What a maroon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! -
09-28-2011, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Epicfool
But if he was invisible, how can you be sure it was him?
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WHO ELSE WOULD KILL COMIES, SATAN??? ROFL
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