[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by AtheistPride

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

I think you meant to say you have a Masters Degrees in Bad Manners, Swearing and abusing people.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by AtheistPride

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

Consciousness that you are ignorant is the first step to knowledge. So it looks like you're not just ignorant. You're completely ignorant. It's even worse than I thought.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by AtheistPride

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

If you happen to be free at 7 PM Thursdays, we have an anger management class at Landover Baptist.

Just thought you might want to know.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Originally Posted by AtheistPride

I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

You seem to be getting really wound up, lets all try and calm down.

Take some deep breaths and relax. Sometimes I like to take some time out of my day to stretch my body and just loosen myself up; it makes me feel better. Maybe you should start doing this instead of your perverted homersexrual yoga junk.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

The homo/yoga connection is undeniable.

These disgusting yoga enema techniques are described at Wikipedia;



Basti is an important part of Shatkarma (sometimes known as Shatkriya), the yogic system of body cleansing techniques. It is intended mainly to the cleaning of the lower abdomen, especially the colon. Both the Hatha Yoga Pradipika and other sources usually attribute to it many beneficial effects. There are basically two techniques to perform Basti:

• Sthala basti (aka Sushka basti or Vata basti), cleans the colon by sucking air into the body without the help of any external aid in the form of a catheter or tube.
• Jala basti (aka 'Vati basti') cleans the colon by sucking water into the anus. It is allowed the use of a catheter tube

Shocking to imagine, but yoga schools teach and demonstrate these abominations. Yoga adherents are actually taught to stimulate, inflate, irrigate, and diddle with their anuses and rectums! This is how Satan subverts the normality of these befuddle liberal yoga experimenters and brings them into his shadowy homosexual world.

[odin=satan4evar]

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by odin=satan4evar

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

And Chinese are Satanic, so what's your aim with the post?

[odin=satan4evar]

sorry brother i didn't know please forgive me i'm trying to be a good man and christian, but it's hard when god hates the countrye you are born in, the countrye you love by all your heart

[Brother Alex]

Originally Posted by odin=satan4evar

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

Yoga isn't Chinese, you idiot. It is a satanic invention of Indian hindaloos. For more information why God hates India: Click Here!

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by odin=satan4evar

yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

Yoga is from India, with your vast knowledge of Yoga, we're supposed to take your word for it that it's not satanic?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner

You seem to be getting really wound up, lets all try and calm down.

Take some deep breaths and relax. Sometimes I like to take some time out of my day to stretch my body and just loosen myself up; it makes me feel better. Maybe you should start doing this instead of your perverted homersexrual yoga junk.

How exactly is what you do (deep breathing and stretching) different from yoga?

[Joshbmx]

Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner

Here is another yogurt dothead.

You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!

You have to be kidding me right. This topic is like saying Olympic runners are evil because they have trained really hard to be able to minipulate their body to run that fast they must be evil? No wonder people that believe on god refer to him as the Shepard because they are sheep and sheep can't think for themselves. Do you have proof that yoga is evil or just assume that because these people can manipulate their bodys like this after long term training they must be evil? If this is the case I hope that none of your family are double jointed because based on your way of thinking they mist be evil aswell right??

Any comments would be appreciated

Josh

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joshbmx

You have to be kidding me right. This topic is like saying Olympic runners are evil because they have trained really hard to be able to minipulate their body to run that fast they must be evil? No wonder people that believe on god refer to him as the Shepard because they are sheep and sheep can't think for themselves. Do you have proof that yoga is evil or just assume that because these people can manipulate their bodys like this after long term training they must be evil? If this is the case I hope that none of your family are double jointed because based on your way of thinking they mist be evil aswell right??

Any comments would be appreciated

Josh

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Joshbmx]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just voicing my opinion. You say that it is against gods word would you be able to provide me with some scripture supporting this? I am a believer in the baptist church but still fail to see how a form of exercise could be evil? I'm not to sure how I've made a fool out of my self could you please explain why?


Thanks

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Joshbmx

I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just voicing my opinion. You say that it is against gods word would you be able to provide me with some scripture supporting this? I am a believer in the baptist church but still fail to see how a form of exercise could be evil? I'm not to sure how I've made a fool out of my self could you please explain why?


Thanks

Go back and read the thread from the beginning. Click on the links. You'll see.

Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Alex_8]

Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

"Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Alex_8

Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

"Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion

We go by the Bible here. It does not say any such thing. Therefore, yoga is satanic.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Alex_8

Yoga is not satanic, its just a physical excersice that can promote wellbeing.

"Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"

Did you even read what you cut-and-pasted?

"Hindu discipline aimed at training the consciousness for a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility that is achieved through the three [Hindu] paths of actions and knowledge and devotion"

This clearly is saying it is a form of Hindu religious devotion! It says nothing about "physical exercise that can promote well-being".

[J.Sper]

May the Lord give me the courage to hold back the tears!!!

I found this obscene publication:
http://skrudda.is/baekur.aspx?id=205

Not only is this featuring the evil contorting poses of the unholy Yoga, but the people are Naked in a vain attempt to deliver us towards the devil. On top of this, the book was made in the most unholy of places... ICELAND

... I suggest a book burning is in order!!

[Nobar King]

Obviously naked Yoga is the most Satanic of all Yoga disciplines. Leave it up to Iceland to come up with something like that! Can I check out your copy of the book before you burn it?