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Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:02 AM
I'm Joshua. I'm a member of the Church of the Vigilant Eye of Jesus. It is our duty to seek out areas of confusion and misinformation and attempt to set them on the right path. We take the teachings, the warnings, and the wisdom of our Lord's message very seriously.
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:10 AM
Welcome to God's Favorite Forum. My heart rejoices that the LORD has brought you here to join in our Christian fellowship. Please share more about yourself. Do you have a family? Sons? To which verses of Scripture do you turn when in need of succor?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
I'm Joshua. I'm a member of the Church of the Vigilant Eye of Jesus. It is our duty to seek out areas of confusion and misinformation and attempt to set them on the right path. We take the teachings, the warnings, and the wisdom of our Lord's message very seriously.
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Hey there, buddy! Church of the Vigilant Eye, you say? You're not some kind of Rosicrucian, are you? I hate Rosicrucians.
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:16 AM
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:25 AM
No sir, I'm but 20 and yet to bear children. My generation is too full of whores and too few righteous Christians.
I'd say the scripture I turn to when my mission is proving challenging or trying, would be Isaiah 40:3, it nicely and simply describes what I and my church must do. Proverbs 3:5-6 is also held very closely to my heart.
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 03:35 AM
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Hey there, buddy! Church of the Vigilant Eye, you say? You're not some kind of Rosicrucian, are you? I hate Rosicrucians.
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No way, sir, I suspect them of being secret Satanists, or occultists.
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-19-2012, 05:15 AM
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No sir, I'm but 20 and yet to bear children. My generation is too full of whores and too few righteous Christians.
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Hallelujah! I can't STAND all these stinky-c unted sluts and whores going around demanding taxpayer-funded contraception and abortion-on-demand! We need to get back to our Biblical roots where these disgusting, fornicating skanks knew their place as the property of their fathers or husbands (Genesis 3:16, Exodus 20:17, Matthew 18:25).
Proverbs 5:3-5
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.
Proverbs 22:14
The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
I will keep you in my prayers, that you may find a submissive, obedient helpmeet such as I have, who will keep her stupid whore mouth shut (I Timothy 2:11-12), cook your dinner, wash your clothes and give you a quiver full of sons, as is meet.
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I'd say the scripture I turn to when my mission is proving challenging or trying, would be Isaiah 40:3, it nicely and simply describes what I and my church must do. Proverbs 3:5-6 is also held very closely to my heart.
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Amen. We at Landover Baptist think of ourselves as a beacon in the dark, shining the light of Truth, that His elect may be drawn to our congregation as a ship lost-at-sea is drawn to a lighthouse. Proverbs 3:5-6 is also held near and dear to my heart, as it spells out plainly and simply the danger that comes with trying to think for oneself. Why should we be so vain as to have our own thoughts, when the LORD has already told us what to think in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611)?
I think you'll fit in here nicely.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-20-2012, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
I'm Joshua. I'm a member of the Church of the Vigilant Eye of Jesus. It is our duty to seek out areas of confusion and misinformation and attempt to set them on the right path. We take the teachings, the warnings, and the wisdom of our Lord's message very seriously.
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Welcome, Joshua.
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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
No way, sir, I suspect them of being secret Satanists, or occultists.
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Is there a difference? Witchcraft is witchcraft and it must be stamped out.
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-20-2012, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
I'm Joshua. I'm a member of the Church of the Vigilant Eye of Jesus. It is our duty to seek out areas of confusion and misinformation and attempt to set them on the right path. We take the teachings, the warnings, and the wisdom of our Lord's message very seriously.
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Hi, Joshua!
Where do I find your church's website? Who's your pastor?
If you folks are anywhere near North Salem, Indiana, maybe we could have a get-together.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Greetings Brothers and Sisters -
04-20-2012, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SeraphSalvation
No sir, I'm but 20 and yet to bear children. My generation is too full of whores and too few righteous Christians.
I'd say the scripture I turn to when my mission is proving challenging or trying, would be Isaiah 40:3, it nicely and simply describes what I and my church must do. Proverbs 3:5-6 is also held very closely to my heart.
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Amen!
To hear false "christians" tell it, you'd think that Jesus hung out with prostitutes day in and day out, but this is generally a misinterpretation of John 8 (the part about casting stones) which says in part:
(John 8:3-4) "And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act."
Just because a woman (or man) is adulterous does not automatically make them a prostitute. A whore is only adulterous if she is married.
People are always twisting Scripture to suit their needs.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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