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01-06-2007, 01:12 PM
Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
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01-06-2007, 01:18 PM
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
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Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.
And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-06-2007, 01:29 PM
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Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.
And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?
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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.
Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
01-06-2007, 01:34 PM
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
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So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?
I have been young, and now am old;
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Psalm 37:25
WHY DO YOU TRY TO ROB GOD?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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01-06-2007, 01:52 PM
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So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?
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If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...
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01-06-2007, 04:42 PM
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If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...
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" Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.
"... Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate"
Quote supporting scripture please.
Your offers of individualistic reinterpretation corrupts God's Word!
Your arguments -settle nothing-. Reinventing Gospel destroys True Christianity™.
It's about that simple! True Christians hew to the KJV Bible. Lost souls hew to themselves and succor with impotent "I think..." junk they make up for selfish comforts.
I wish the best for you, Grinder. The pastors are bestowing tough love on you, for sure. But it seems to be a neccessary course of action. You're headstrong but mindweak, alas.
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01-06-2007, 06:39 PM
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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.
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01-07-2007, 03:37 AM
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"Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.
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Really, are all "True Christians" this hostile to allusion?
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"...Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate"
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Why must you be so coy my friend?
19:16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.19:18 He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,19:19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.19:20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?19:21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.19:22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.19:25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved? 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.19:27 Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?19:28 And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.19:30 But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.
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Your offers of individualistic reinterpretation corrupts God's Word!
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"Christianity™?!" "™?!!" Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse. That may be the most callous thing you have said about him, and that is saying something.
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
01-07-2007, 03:39 AM
Sorry, my quotes come from the book of Matthew, KJV (Just for you)
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
01-08-2007, 06:57 PM
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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.
Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.
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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Where did that homer Buddha say anything like that? Where did Buddha promise to toss everyone who doesn't accept him as their lord and saviour into eternal hellfire?
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Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse.
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Um, I hate to tell you, but most people actually don't buy human refuse. What on earth is going on in your head when you won't tithe money to further the cause of the Almighty God, but you're perfectly willing to fork over good cash for sacks of faeces?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
04-18-2007, 09:50 PM
I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
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04-18-2007, 09:52 PM
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I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
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THIS THREAD IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MEN AND NOT HOMERS!
Can you not read?
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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04-18-2007, 09:56 PM
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THIS THREAD IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MEN AND NOT HOMERS!
Can you not read?
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Hey, I like girls. You don't need to be so mean.
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04-18-2007, 10:46 PM
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Hey, I like girls. You don't need to be so mean.
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You can lie to us, we are only human, but can you lie to Jesus? No. Be honest. It is not just girls you like, right friend?
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
04-18-2007, 10:58 PM
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I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
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Have you not been paying attention, nancyboy? This soy stuff is grown by chinks to poison our foods and cause male breast growth, etc. It turned you into a homer and will do the same to anyone who eats it. Go back and read this thread from the beginning, nancy.
And stop trying to throw yourself at WIC. He is a fine upstanding member of our Godly Armed Forces and does not want to play hide the pickle with you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
04-19-2007, 12:00 AM
Yeah? well meat causes impotence.
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Medical evidence indicates that meat-eating does indeed cause impotence, because meat clogs up the arteries going to all organs, not just to the heart. Meat-eating is also linked to numerous other health problems, including heart disease, cancer, and stroke. But it seems that many men care more about their virility than their longevity, so we’re appealing to them on their terms.
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There's nothing wrong with soy, it's all a big load of hoopla to try to get us to eat meat. Anything in excess is bad.
Meat is murder, dairy is rape, and veal is kidnap.
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
04-19-2007, 12:20 AM
I'm not gay. Maybe you're the one who's gay, being that you keep bringing it up.
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04-19-2007, 12:29 AM
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I'm not gay. Maybe you're the one who's gay, being that you keep bringing it up.
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04-19-2007, 12:30 AM
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Hey Lunar,i've been looking for you. Moon said we should talk.
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Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS -
04-19-2007, 12:32 AM
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Hey, I like girls. You don't need to be so mean.
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No, you like girls' clothing. That's not the same thing.
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Hey Lunar,i've been looking for you. Moon said we should talk.
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Our Lord who art in Heaven, dear sweet Jesus who died for our sins, I, your humble servant Temperance come before you in a spirit of abject contrition to beg one thing of you: Don't let them breed. Please, please, don't let them breed.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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