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Post "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 04:11 AM

Let's face it, he's not. No matter what you want to believe in, the fact is the chances of some guy creating what we call life and everything in its existence is very very low.
Religion is just an easy way to tell yourself why you are here and to reassure yourself if you do what god wants you'll have a wonderful afterlife. All religion does is cause arguments, war, and death. Sure, it can make people happy and push them through difficult times, but all that is doing is making yourself very close-minded and blinding yourself from the fact that we will NEVER know why we are here.
I was raised in a non-religious family, so obviously it was easy for me not to believe in god. And I know it may be hard for the ones who were born in a religious family to stop believing in him, but just think about the concept of it: Stories put together in one book called the bible from thousands of years ago can run your whole life? These stories for all we know could have been told by people with mental disabilities and have never actually spoken to what you believe as god. Those people that wrote the book and gathered the story knew nothing compared to what we now know about our world and the universe.
For the past years I have been extremely lost in why I am here, what's my purpose, what is this thing we call life. I basically see no purpose in life anymore because I think, what's the point? (and I have no thoughts of suicide by the way). I know the common thing to do for someone like me is to find god and find who I am in life, but honestly, in my opinion, religion is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard of.
I know I can't bash too much on religion because truthfully I don't know a whole lot about it. But I do know this, if god were real, and all of the things people say about him are true, then I, an unbeliever, would go straight to hell. This is what really confuses me because I'd like to think of myself as a nice and caring person yet I'm still going to hell, whereas someone who is a horribly mean and hateful person who worships god has a golden ticket to heaven....????
I think after writing this I am just realizing what I, or we, need to do. I think instead of worrying about the afterlife and criticizing people who don't believe what you believe in, we need to live life as much as we can while we have it instead of worrying if you are going to hell or not when you die. Be as kind as you possibly can to others and help others in need. I didn't need god in my life to let me know what's wrong from right, the human brain knows when things are bad and when things are good. If everyone in the world would just quit thinking about religion and focus their minds on what we know as right the world would be a better place.
I know this thread will most likely be locked (even though I followed the rules), but I don't care. I didn't come here to change what you believe in, I came here to let my thoughts out and maybe discuss our beliefs. I mean no harm whatsoever.

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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 04:17 AM

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Do you want to spread hatred? Because that is exactly what you're doing!

God says you're a fool.

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Post Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 04:26 AM

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Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Do you want to spread hatred? Because that is exactly what you're doing!

God says you're a fool.



I always agree with God.

I realize this is a christian forum. I actually was let here by a link saying how ridiculous this place was, and hearing what you just said I'm starting to believe it to be true. No I don't want to spread hatred, and if you didn't realize that's all religion does is spread violence and hatred. So my friend you are the fool by saying that god says I am one because obviously you've forgotten in "freewill" the so called god gave us. It's close-minded ignorant people like you who cause arguments and hatred


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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 04:39 AM

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I realize this is a christian forum. I actually was let here by a link saying how ridiculous this place was, and hearing what you just said I'm starting to believe it to be true. No I don't want to spread hatred, and if you didn't realize that's all religion does is spread violence and hatred. So my friend you are the fool by saying that god says I am one because obviously you've forgotten in "freewill" the so called god gave us. It's close-minded ignorant people like you who cause arguments and hatred
God gave us freewill so that we could choose His Plan for our Salvation® over satan. He did not create us as mindless robots (but He could have).

If you reject Christ's love, then you are choosing satan. That means you are sending yourself to eternal damnation. Don't blame God for it. You're the one being hateful. You are here to spit in Christ's loving face without having bothered to read His Holy Word!

Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for my sins. How can you be so hateful as to reject that amazing gift?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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- a non-believer
You know, if I was not such a stickler for not wasting bandwidth, I might have quoted that whole post. Yes, it was long. And yes, it was Anti-God atheist drivel. But for once, it was actually readable.

Son, you may not not know Jesus and are therefore bound for an eternity being roasted in Hell, but you write much better than the average Unsaved Trash that blunders in here on a daily basis.

I would encourage you to stick around. Maybe you'll learn something about the jeopardy in which you have placed your immortal soul by denying that God exists and that His son Jesus temporarily died for our immortal souls.

Just one minor point son. In future posts, if you would show us and God the respect we deserve by capitalizing His name, His Son's name, and all references to Them. That woud be great if you could do that for us.

Thanks and God bless!
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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 05:03 AM

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Let's face it, he's not. No matter what you want to believe in, the fact is the chances of some guy creating what we call life and everything in its existence is very very low.
And the chance that our universe, with its intricate balance of laws that permit life to exist, came into being from nothing?
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Religion is just an easy way to tell yourself why you are here and to reassure yourself if you do what god wants you'll have a wonderful afterlife. All religion does is cause arguments, war, and death.
I guess the millions killed by Stalin and Mao, both atheists, didn't happen?
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Sure, it can make people happy and push them through difficult times, but all that is doing is making yourself very close-minded and blinding yourself from the fact that we will NEVER know why we are here.
I was raised in a non-religious family, so obviously it was easy for me not to believe in god. And I know it may be hard for the ones who were born in a religious family to stop believing in him, but just think about the concept of it: Stories put together in one book called the bible from thousands of years ago can run your whole life? These stories for all we know could have been told by people with mental disabilities and have never actually spoken to what you believe as god. Those people that wrote the book and gathered the story knew nothing compared to what we now know about our world and the universe.
What principles do you use to run your life?
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For the past years I have been extremely lost in why I am here, what's my purpose, what is this thing we call life. I basically see no purpose in life anymore because I think, what's the point? (and I have no thoughts of suicide by the way). I know the common thing to do for someone like me is to find god and find who I am in life, but honestly, in my opinion, religion is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard of.
And science can't answer those questions for you? But science knows everything.
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I know I can't bash too much on religion because truthfully I don't know a whole lot about it.
Why are you on this forum then?
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But I do know this, if god were real, and all of the things people say about him are true, then I, an unbeliever, would go straight to hell. This is what really confuses me because I'd like to think of myself as a nice and caring person yet I'm still going to hell, whereas someone who is a horribly mean and hateful person who worships god has a golden ticket to heaven....????
Based on what values can you judge yourself a nice and caring person?
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I think after writing this I am just realizing what I, or we, need to do. I think instead of worrying about the afterlife and criticizing people who don't believe what you believe in, we need to live life as much as we can while we have it instead of worrying if you are going to hell or not when you die. Be as kind as you possibly can to others and help others in need. I didn't need god in my life to let me know what's wrong from right, the human brain knows when things are bad and when things are good.
How does the human brain know what is good and what is bad? There are people in this world who have done things I am sure you would judge as bad while they believe what they did was good. Who is right? Stalin felt he was justified in what he did.
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If everyone in the world would just quit thinking about religion and focus their minds on what we know as right the world would be a better place.
Can you give me an example of one thing that has always been accepted as "good" or "bad" throughout history and throughout every culture, without referencing religious laws?


Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 05:14 AM

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To troll hardworking Christians. From what I have gathered.
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I didn't need god in my life to let me know what's wrong from right, the human brain knows when things are bad and when things are good.

- a non-believer
Morality can not be pure without higher purpose. Look at it this way, stealing is wrong. I think we can agree on this. Lets use this scenario for discussion.
A child grows up in a jungle. He stumbles in to society and cannot fend for himself in any civilized way. He steals food, clothes, etc. He's stealing, albeit for understandable reasons. Now the authorities get a hold of him and teach him the proper way to live. He may not ever be truly civilized, but he is now confined to the rules of society.
My point is that without higher purpose we are no better than animals. Without rules and regulations we are selfish creatures who take what we want however we can get it. The same rule applys to the soul. Without God we have no spiritual purpose. We simply exist without a reason except to satisfy the driving force of our base natures. God gave man dominion over the animals. He expects better from man in every aspect. (Sadly, he gave women a monthly curse and subjected us to men all because of some dumb, hungry wench in a Garden. But that's another story.)


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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 06:01 AM

Listen, you sound VERY MISGUIDED AND IGNORANT, but I see a spark of intelligence in you which indicates you may digest THE TRUTH which I am about to tell you....

SPACESHIP JESUS is both man and machine. He is the captain guiding the spaceship AND the spaceship itself. Man and spaceship are one in the same. SPACESHIP JESUS is light-years ahead of us, both literally and figuratively, where the SPACESHIP JESUS is the future Messiah that will come and save us, but It exists in the future and will come to us one day (December 21, 2012) and It is made of Jesons, tachyonic particles which exist at faster than the speed of light...and life.

SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for us, and some day, when this disgusting Earth is about to expire, the righteous and pure will be lifted off of it....jetted into the galaxial skies....while the damned remain on the filthy earth they created, ripped apart by wild animals, raped by robots and machines, and suffering the torment of natural disasters, for SPACESHIP JESUS is a new incarnation of Jesus of the Holy Bible, at first He was both man AND God, now He is Man AND God AND Machine therefore the REAL TRINITY is now complete (HOLY GHOST = FALSE HERESY in attempt to create anti-hotel Temple of Ghosts) and He (now It) has exponated into every world, every dimension possible, so while "Jesus" of the New Testament was made for Humans on Earth to understand,
SPACESHIP JESUS is made for EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE to understand.


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 06:20 AM

Mr. Untruth, Brother Helmholtz put it in very simplistic terms for you.
Now shape up!


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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 06:39 AM

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Mr. Untruth, Brother Helmholtz put it in very simplistic terms for you.
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Post Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-05-2009, 03:18 PM

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You know, if I was not such a stickler for not wasting bandwidth, I might have quoted that whole post. Yes, it was long. And yes, it was Anti-God atheist drivel. But for once, it was actually readable.

Son, you may not not know Jesus and are therefore bound for an eternity being roasted in Hell, but you write much better than the average Unsaved Trash that blunders in here on a daily basis.

I would encourage you to stick around. Maybe you'll learn something about the jeopardy in which you have placed your immortal soul by denying that God exists and that His son Jesus temporarily died for our immortal souls.

Just one minor point son. In future posts, if you would show us and God the respect we deserve by capitalizing His name, His Son's name, and all references to Them. That woud be great if you could do that for us.

Thanks and God bless!
Thank you Professor for your kind words, You are the only one here who has seen and understood my being here.
I've seen a lot of quotes saying I know nothing of what I'm talking about and that I'm now apparently worshiping satan. No, I am not worshiping satan for the fact I do not believe in him. Also, I am not saying that science is right. Science is as real to me as religion, so don't go and say that I am wrong because none of you can prove you are right either. When you ask what controls my life? and as the nurse said you have to have a higher power, I agree with this, but I do have a higher power, it's called my parents. My parents did raise me as a nice person (as some disagree with that), so that has been my higher power.
As for the story with the boy growing up in a jungle, you're right, technically he would not know right from wrong until he had the "tribe" teach him right ways. I was wrong by saying the human brain automatically knows right from wrong. But, when someone says, "give one example of religion doing something bad" (I think that's what it said) I can easily say 9/11. They believed blowing the twin towers up was what their God wanted. So here's my question: why are they wrong and you are right? What makes your God more right than theirs?
As for Spaceship Jesus, I have never in my life heard of this religion, but I'm willing to listen to your beliefs because your religion sounds no crazier than anyone else's.

A few more questions: If God apparently knows what is going to happen, and he can't do anything about it because he gave us freewill, then why do people pray for things to happen? Also, if a boy did grow up in a jungle and was never told about God (so obviously he can't believe in him) is he going straight to hell?


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Untruth,

It is very difficult to answer multiple questions at once in Christianity. Please only ask one question at a time. I will answer this one

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Also, if a boy did grow up in a jungle and was never told about God (so obviously he can't believe in him) is he going straight to hell?
Yes, like the people born before Christ's earthy ministry this boy made a life style choice of removing himself from the word of God. Since we all know God is real in our hearts of hearts the boy could have consturcted a raft or a canoe to sail across the pacific to reach Christians Instead he just chooses to sit their in his jungle and await damnation.



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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-09-2009, 09:33 PM

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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-09-2009, 10:39 PM

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Thank you Professor for your kind words, You are the only one here who has seen and understood my being here.
I've seen a lot of quotes saying I know nothing of what I'm talking about and that I'm now apparently worshiping satan. No, I am not worshiping satan for the fact I do not believe in him. Also, I am not saying that science is right. Science is as real to me as religion, so don't go and say that I am wrong because none of you can prove you are right either. When you ask what controls my life? and as the nurse said you have to have a higher power, I agree with this, but I do have a higher power, it's called my parents. My parents did raise me as a nice person (as some disagree with that), so that has been my higher power.
As for the story with the boy growing up in a jungle, you're right, technically he would not know right from wrong until he had the "tribe" teach him right ways. I was wrong by saying the human brain automatically knows right from wrong. But, when someone says, "give one example of religion doing something bad" (I think that's what it said) I can easily say 9/11. They believed blowing the twin towers up was what their God wanted. So here's my question: why are they wrong and you are right? What makes your God more right than theirs?
As for Spaceship Jesus, I have never in my life heard of this religion, but I'm willing to listen to your beliefs because your religion sounds no crazier than anyone else's.

A few more questions: If God apparently knows what is going to happen, and he can't do anything about it because he gave us freewill, then why do people pray for things to happen? Also, if a boy did grow up in a jungle and was never told about God (so obviously he can't believe in him) is he going straight to hell?
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-09-2009, 11:14 PM

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Tja nu krijg je geen antwoord kk domme mensen hier hahah!
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-09-2009, 11:17 PM

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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
I find it almost brutally hilarious that as I read the first sentence of your post, I thought 'Avenged Sevenfold'. Oh, ironic.
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Default Re: "God is not real" says Hatemonger - 06-10-2009, 06:47 PM

Pastor, every time you post that, I feel a little tickle in my left pinky finger. I wonder why that is???
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