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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
11-24-2019, 06:27 PM
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Wrong god is an illusion...
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And your proof of that claim?
You wouldn't be so STUPID as to believe something without definite proof, right?
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:02 PM
ok, so this is basically saying He hates everyone and we are all going to hell? sounds about right. i'll see you all there in the next few decades.
THE DUNG BEATLES WERE BIGGER THAN BIG BIRD.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:08 PM
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ok, so this is basically saying He hates everyone and we are all going to hell? sounds about right. i'll see you all there in the next few decades.
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Reading comprehension isn't your strongest gift, is it dear? You might be interested in knowing God loves True Christians™ because True Christians™ are Perfect!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:10 PM
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ok, so this is basically saying He hates everyone and we are all going to hell? sounds about right. i'll see you all there in the next few decades.
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Dear Miss Tarr: May I extend to you a most gracious to . We are so very pleased that you have found us, in the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.
I do note that you seem somewhat perturbed about a few things, so I hope that your time with the servants of the will help you to find the truths that you need, so very desperately.
Now, then, I must point out that we prefer for our newcomers to post a pleasant, polite introductory message, over in our cordial Introduction Forum. I wonder if I might trouble you to make your way there, at your earliest convenience. The link to that forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, kindly note our requests at the top of the page. I am pleased to include them for you, here, too:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you, Dear. May bless you richly, as you join with us in worship to Almighty , here, at .
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:15 PM
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...i'll see you all there in the next few decades.
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The True Christians™ won't be there, because they do what God tells them to in the Bible. If you would like to dispute that, please cite the book, chapter, and verse that you feel they violate.
I won't be there either, because I don't believe in it. See how easy that was?
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:24 PM
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Reading comprehension isn't your strongest gift, is it dear? You might be interested in knowing God loves True Christians™ because True Christians™ are Perfect!
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LMFAO, tbh. i don't think you got what i was saying, so let me elaborate. your list of everything god hates is contradictory. it is definitely impossible to fit into god's standards with that list, and you can claim you are a "True Christian" all you want, but unfortunately it will never make it so.
if god hates all these people, then he hates everyone.
but if you want to try and devote yourself to something you can't ever be ("True Christian"), go for it.
THE DUNG BEATLES WERE BIGGER THAN BIG BIRD.
"We're more popular than Big Bird now. I don't know which will go first – rock & roll or Christianity. Big Bird was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's Chubby Checkers twisting it that ruins it for me." - JOHN LENNON, 666
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:30 PM
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Dear Miss Tarr: May I extend to you a most gracious to . We are so very pleased that you have found us, in the depths of the vast interwebs galaxy.
I do note that you seem somewhat perturbed about a few things, so I hope that your time with the servants of the will help you to find the truths that you need, so very desperately.
Now, then, I must point out that we prefer for our newcomers to post a pleasant, polite introductory message, over in our cordial Introduction Forum. I wonder if I might trouble you to make your way there, at your earliest convenience. The link to that forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, kindly note our requests at the top of the page. I am pleased to include them for you, here, too:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you, Dear. May bless you richly, as you join with us in worship to Almighty , here, at .
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politely, let me correct you and say that I am Mr Starr.
i'm very perturbed about many things and this all disturbs me greatly. i would love to have tried to welcome myself into Christianity, but unfortunately a lot of it just seems so... hateful.
i have a preference of burning in hell after i die than living a life of hate. i would make an introductory post, but due to our conflicting opinions i already know my time is almost up on this forum lmfao
THE DUNG BEATLES WERE BIGGER THAN BIG BIRD.
"We're more popular than Big Bird now. I don't know which will go first – rock & roll or Christianity. Big Bird was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's Chubby Checkers twisting it that ruins it for me." - JOHN LENNON, 666
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-27-2021, 08:37 PM
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politely, let me correct you and say that I am Mr Starr.
i'm very perturbed about many things and this all disturbs me greatly. i would love to have tried to welcome myself into Christianity, but unfortunately a lot of it just seems so... hateful.
i have a preference of burning in hell after i die than living a life of hate. i would make an introductory post, but due to our conflicting opinions i already know my time is almost up on this forum lmfao
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Oh, I do apologize, most sincerely, dear Mr. Starr, for not having your name correct in my earlier message. And, I thank you for sharing with us why you are perturbed. It is my prayer that you will find the answers that you need, here, at . I am confident that our many members will be only too happy to be of assistance to you, during your trying times.
I might add, that we study only the one, true : all of it, and none of those other, watered-down versions for us. I am sure that when you delve deeper into this glorious Book, you will see how it has such a profound impact on our lives -- and, on your life, too! Please, do feel free to ask questions of any of us. I so hope that you will be blessed richly, dear Mr. Starr, by Almighty , as you fellowship with us at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-28-2021, 12:13 AM
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i'm very perturbed about many things and this all disturbs me greatly. i would love to have tried to welcome myself into Christianity, but unfortunately a lot of it just seems so... hateful.
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This is unfortunate indeed, that the Message of God perturbs and disturbs you. I will pray for your lost confused soul.
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i would make an introductory post, but due to our conflicting opinions i already know my time is almost up on this forum lmfao
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To the contrary, dear, we welcome you to post. Just know this: we at Landover Baptist are really serious about the Bible. We follow the Word of God literally, as is, not as we would wish it to be. So if you want to debate us, you need to be prepared to support your opinions with relevant Bible verses.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
02-28-2021, 03:31 AM
You know, if God didn't care enough to hate so many sorts of things and types of people, how would we know about His love?
Can you imagine how chaotic the world would be without God's clear and consecrated list of things that He hates?
Thank Jesus that God has put so much of His thought and energy into helping us understand the world that He has made and the parts of it that we must despise.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-18-2021, 12:23 AM
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added oreo cookies for their endorsement of the radical gay special privilege of equality.
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Okay, I have to take issue here. Don't touch the cookies. They didn't harm anyone, plus they taste... chef's kiss Superb, especially with milk.
Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.
... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-18-2021, 05:05 PM
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Okay, I have to take issue here. Don't touch the cookies. They didn't harm anyone, plus they taste... chef's kiss Superb, especially with milk.
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If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," then I really do pity you, sweetie.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-18-2021, 05:28 PM
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If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," then I really do pity you, sweetie.
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Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
Life is a cage, death is the key, all your drugs are belong to me.
... so then I can sell them to braindead lunatics, to get money, to buy guns, to spread capitalism.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-18-2021, 05:51 PM
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If mass produced crap falls under your definition of "superb," ..
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Giving the real stuff a bad name there?
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Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
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Food may be food, but not-food is not food. Take arsenic. It has a calorific value (how much arsenic you'd need to burn to raise the temperature of so much water by 1 Kelvin) but is useless as a food item. As an aphrodisiac? Yes, but antimony is better usually applied to the eyes as a ghoul effect where it can be absorbed straight into the brain.
Antimony has a calorific value too but I wouldn't recommend eating it.
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Re: Who Does God Hate? -
08-18-2021, 05:54 PM
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Hey, it's not all bad. Plus, you can get high off of all the chemicals they put in them! It's a win-win! XD
In all seriousness, though, food is food. Some more healthy, some less so, but at the end of the day it's caloric intake which is necessary for the human body to survive.
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Well, I suppose I shouldn't speak about "taste" or "nutritional qualities" of something I never tasted, but somehow I doubt that something that comes in a plastic container could be better than homemade cookies (and depending where you live, baking a batch may take less time than going to the store to buy some).
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