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Default texas - 03-12-2014, 03:32 PM

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:



Before:After:


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-12-2014, 06:28 PM

What has happened to our dear country? It used to be that a gal knew how to have a good time by preparing herself for motherhood. Keeping clean and tidy, quiet and supportive of her husband were values girls aspired to have. Why, my mother-in-law recalls the happy days when a new wife would proudly show her value to her husband by providing Proof Of Purity on the wedding night (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).



These days, girls just want to get fat and play games.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-12-2014, 07:06 PM

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Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.

Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:



Before:After:
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-12-2014, 07:24 PM

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Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-12-2014, 07:28 PM

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Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
You can tell it's the same person - it's just that in the second picture her hair looks darker because it is even more greasy.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-12-2014, 11:30 PM

Philippians 3:19 - Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

These girls have clearly rejected God in favor of their own gluttonous appetite.

And though I know this verse is only for men, these women should still do us and God a favor according to Proverbs 23:2 - And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-13-2014, 10:01 PM

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Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-13-2014, 10:08 PM

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Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.
Women can paint their hair. It's 2014, try to keep up please.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-23-2014, 02:37 AM

I have noticed that my daughter has been gaining a lot more weight than before and I've also found candy bags in the trashcan. I guess tonight I'll get her phone and see if she has this terrible app installed. Thanks for the warning.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-02-2016, 02:12 AM

Oh really, can I have proof then?
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 11-04-2016, 07:38 PM

You people are more bolind than the blind man jesus cured oven a 5 year old could tell that they arnet the same
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 11-04-2016, 08:09 PM

Well all i did was say the pictures were false and you attacked first so why are you even on this Site
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 02:32 AM

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Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
Exactly. Unrecognisable, isn't she?

It makes me sad to see people ruining their lives with these pathetic games.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 04:41 PM



Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!




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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 05:05 PM

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Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
Beautiful? Young? Are you on drugs, young lady?


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 07:10 PM

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Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
Those people aren't the same either.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 07:14 PM

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Those people aren't the same either.
Look at their eyes. Same eyes. "Windows to the soul," they say. These are windows to deep, dark pits of blackened despair. Poor thing.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 03-13-2014, 09:43 PM

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Those girls aren't even the same person.
Which part of "before" and "after" do you not get? Let me guess, you are obese yourself!?


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