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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 01:06 AM

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So what do you have to say about the woman that suffocated her child because god told her to do it? Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator? Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?
Do you know this woman? I can’t seem to recall her, but I’ll believe you on this ocassion. Anyhoo – do you think it was God who told her to do that? If it was, she must have been doing the right thing?
In Judges:11:31- 40 God tells Jephthah to kill of the children of Ammon. Jephthah says that if God allows him to come back alive, he will sacrifice the “whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return […] and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.”

The story continues:
J'g:11:34: And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.”


So basically, he sets fire to her and sacrifices her to God.

Now, I do not know if that woman you know had made a promise to God. If she had, she should keep it.

Isn’t Christianity all about keeping promises? Don’t you find that atheists are just people who say anything and never deliver? They do not seem to have a sense of right or wrong.
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Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator?
Seriously? There’s a lot of people who are only half the Christians we are would find cheating the Lord the worst thing you could do. Dabbling in witchcraft is pretty serious too – witches are evil creatures who poison wells and give cattle diseases and such.
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Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?
How can faith in the Lord ever be wrong?





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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 02:58 AM

You guys are a joke.

If any of you so called pastors walked into a church here and started this non-sense babbling of satan worshipping through video games, people would look at you like you all were nut cases. Does that mean all those people are "going to hell"? Absolutley not.

I believe that all of you know the bible, and want to save and bring people to god, but you should know realize that all you are doing is making an entire community laugh at you.

Sure I do agree that some video games are over the top. Filled with rape and horrible things, but you've chosen to attack a childrens game. Why? because it has an element of magic? because kids enjoy it? No one forces you to worship satan in this game, it is based on forming a community and helping each succeed. Your link to the video has a simple explanation.

SOME KIDS ARE LOST. You've seen it already here on these forums. That absolutley does not represent everyone who plays this game.

Back to your so called methods of bringing people to god. First off, Jeb you created this thread for what purpose? You're saying your one goal is to bring people to Jesus? How exactly are you helping bring people to god? This thread was made out of your own amusement, and to the amusement of this so called church. I bet you feel so smug having these people follow you around like you're actually an important resource.

As for the sick comments from every other "Christian" on here about damning us all to hell, that's just sad. What gives you the right to judge people and their path through life? You have no power over whether or not these kids are going to hell. Your assumption that they are is borderline ignorant. Half of the posts on here are little 14 year old kids mocking you. Your replies to their immaturity shows you know nothing about bringing people to God.

I believe in god. I have my own relationship with him. He is within every part of my life. I don't get on runescape to worship satan, or forget who my savior is. It is a hobby. Just like your hobby is to post on these forums. Get over it.

Stop trying to make farfetched assumptions that runescape is Satan. People are evil. Not games.

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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 03:13 AM

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You guys are a joke. [hateful gibberish deleted]
Thank you for your persecution. We receive Blessings from God because of your judgemental hatespeech, and you prove us right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins. Don't forget that.
Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

Enjoy hell, heathen.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 03:25 AM

"Pastor Ezekial" How exactly am I persecuting you? You are so blinded by your own fantasy of intelligence that you do not realize, that I am trying to help you.

Jesus died for everyone on this earth. His death represents our salvation. Yes I agree that to accept his salvation you have to believe in Him, but everyone can accept Jesus into their life. You don't just get one chance, you have a lifetime to live in the direction of Gods will. Every christian at one point doubts God, and if you say that you haven't then you are a liar. Does that mean you're automatically going to hell? No sir, you've got it all wrong. God is about LOVE, God is about GRACE. We're not in the Old Testament anymore "Pastor Ezekial". God has shown us our path the Him, and that path only exists because of Jesus.

How can you automatically condemn me when you don't know who I am? You don't know me sir. You fear what I have to say, you're afraid of waking up and realizing that this so called church is no church at all.

Damn me. I accept your persecution.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I have God in my life, and I do everything to defend him.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 03:41 AM

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Jesus died for everyone on this earth. His death represents our salvation. Yes I agree that to accept his salvation you have to believe in Him, but everyone can accept Jesus into their life.
What about the islamofascists? Are they included in 'everyone'?
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How can you automatically condemn me when you don't know who I am? You don't know me sir. You fear what I have to say, you're afraid of waking up and realizing that this so called church is no church at all.

Damn me. I accept your persecution.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

I have God in my life, and I do everything to defend him.
You are condemned at birth. That is why you need to seek Jesus' love. Accept him and all of your sins will be forgiven.


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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 03:51 AM

Let's think about the word Islamofascist...

Number one it is a label. In order for someone to be Islamofascist they have to deny that Jesus lived and walked this earth. They do not believe in God. They are religious extremists. Obviously someone who fits under this label does not accept the grace of god, or the salvation of Jesus Christ. We all know where people go who do such a thing, but you cannot count them out. They are people LOST. They have every right to the salvation we have as christians, but before they can have that salvation they have to accept our lord God as their savior. In this case it is very unlikely, but God does not ever close the door to those who seek him. No matter how extremist they were.

"You are condemned at birth. That is why you need to seek Jesus' love. Accept him and all of your sins will be forgiven."

FINALLY! An Intelligent reply to something I've said! Thank you Nobar, those words are wise.

My point is that I do seek Jesus, and that I wish to be under Gods grace when I ascend to heaven. Condemning a fellow Christian without even knowing who I am, or how I live my life is absurd! Obviously "Pastor Ezekial" is outraged by some of the other comments, but that gives him no right to judge me.


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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 03:59 AM

Wrong again, boy. Take a look at THIS.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 04:05 AM

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"You are condemned at birth. That is why you need to seek Jesus' love. Accept him and all of your sins will be forgiven."

FINALLY! An Intelligent reply to something I've said! Thank you Nobar, those words are wise.
Thanks for finally agreeing with SOMETHING!


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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 04:12 AM

Wrong again "Pastor Ezekial"

I am a young woman.

On another note regarding your link you've posted in your reply.

"If you think the Bible forbids judging others, then you haven't read it. The Bible forbids superficial judgment based on appearances and it forbids hypocrisy, but it does not forbid judgment. On the contrary, the saved are commanded to pass judgment on others." -Pastor Billy Reuben

Notice the superficial judgement part of that quote. Do you know me? How can you pass judgement on me sir? Tell me. I would love to know.

Is that all you have to say to what I've replied to you? Have you nothing else to spark my mind? Must you post some link trying to defend yourself? Yet it doesn't prove any point at all.

How am I wrong? I won't question this Billy Reuben, but he is not God. You call yourself a "Pastor" yet you've done nothing a real Pastor would do sir.


He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 04:16 AM

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Thanks for finally agreeing with SOMETHING!
Realize Nobar, that I am not an un-intelligent child. I know between right and wrong, and I know when truth is being spoken.

Alot of bible verses have been quoted, and I am not questioning their truth at all. The way in which this thread was written, and the path it has taken is the complete opposite direction you guys should be going as a church.

Do not be so quick to condemn someone. "Pastor" Ezekial you have made a mistake.

Also the fact of you calling me a boy in such a ridiculing matter is almost laughable. I am a young spirit, but being 18 years old does not detter from intelligence. You have probably already noticed that.


He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 04:46 AM

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Excellent! Then now is the time to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and show Jesus just how sorry you are about having wasted so many years of your life in the depravity of this witchcraft "game." Do it right away, because Jesus could send you to hell before your Love Offering clears.

You should be embarrased putting this next to your name. You so called "Christian" "Pastor".


He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 04:51 AM

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You should be embarrased putting this next to your name. You so called "Christian" "Pastor".
And why is that, miss God-mocker?

I am a True Christian Pastor™, and my church bio can be seen HERE. Show some respect to your betters.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 05:03 AM

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Realize Nobar, that I am not an un-intelligent child. I know between right and wrong, and I know when truth is being spoken.
How do you know this? Are you a lawyer or a judge? You have some kind of degree? Or are you just some insolent high school graduate know-it-all?


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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 05:07 AM

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And why is that, miss God-mocker?

I am a True Christian Pastor™, and my church bio can be seen HERE. Show some respect to your betters.
My betters? Seriously? You have said nothing to me intelligent. You give me some ridiculous unbelievable link trying to make yourself look good?

I mean read this trash.

"Three years ago, Pastor Ezekiel was having dinner with Pastor Deacon Fred at a Sushi Bar in New York City. Someone had left a Slope dictionary on the counter, and while Deacon Fred was in the bathroom, he came back to find that Ezekiel had memorized the entire Japaneses disgusting language while he was waiting for the check."

This is so laughable. You send me this? In response to what I've said?

You deserve no respect from me sir. The link is from this very website, and we all know how credible that is. Send me something saying you've done something in the REAL WORLD. Something not twisted to your liking.


He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 05:11 AM

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How do you know this? Are you a lawyer or a judge? You have some kind of degree? Or are you just some insolent high school graduate know-it-all?

I am a current College student studying for higher education sir. I am probably more intelligent and gifted in my passions then you are. Even with you being an old man.

Are you going to mock me, and my modest comment?

Take a look at this joke of a resume and you'll see who is a joke

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/pastors/ez.html


He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 05:27 AM

OK, I see that you are younger and wiser than I am. /end sarcasm.


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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 06:19 AM

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OK, I see that you are younger and wiser than I am. /end sarcasm.
Quoting you since you are the last fool to make a post.

Of all of this websites false preaching in hopes for monetary gain I've come to realize that those replying on this topic that are advid members of this forum have all attempted to demoralize, demonize, and down talk to those that have replied. You have been nothing more than make condescending remarks and be overly fecitious in an attempt to get those reading to help you with this scam that has been going on for a while.

Now you may get plenty of support from those who do not hold enough intelligence to see that this is nothing more than a few people who have the ability to read the bible and quote it to get the unintelligent such as themselves to, for some reason, make overwhelming donations to your site for you to use in your own personal life. Bravo I might add at being successful at it.

Victory was quoted multiple times with replies saying "Find God your savior" when she herself said in her first few posts and then on that she was a Christian. She was also quoted being called a "God-mocker" which is quote hypocritical (which I believe was something refferred to above as something god himself does not appreciate?) seeing as how you all do nothing but run this website in order to make money in the name of a religion that in my opinion is far from something that holds morals.

Now lets be honest, it was stated previously down talking to Atheists regarding their ability to keep their word. I believe this is a stereotype that is extremely wrong, just as is saying they do not have morals.

I know I will recieve plenty of preaching regarding this. I will not donate to your scam, and yes I am an Atheist. I know you say I need to find God and that I need to be saved or I will receive eternal damnation in the firy pits of hell. Do not write an essay describing my plummet into an eternal abyss of hate, fire, and anguish as I will not read it.

If you reply please make it constructive rather than being condescending. I'm all up for a debate rather than an argument as I'm sure any intelligent human being is.

Now Pastor Ezekiel, I just have one question for you. You obviously are a good and devout Christian, which I find admirable. Now tell me, do you beleive in Buddah, Allah, or any of the other thousands of gods that are believed in world wide? Please quote me on this in your reply for clarification.

Thank you
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 06:34 AM

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Quoting you since you are the last fool to make a post.
Refer to another True Christian™ as a "fool" one more thime and I will have to ask you to leave. The Bible says that that is a very serious offense, and we take it as an extreme insult. Not to mention that you put yourself directly on the path to hell when you utter such hatespeech.

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Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.


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Now Pastor Ezekiel, I just have one question for you. You obviously are a good and devout Christian, which I find admirable. Now tell me, do you beleive in Buddah, Allah, or any of the other thousands of gods that are believed in world wide? Please quote me on this in your reply for clarification.

Thank you
Those are false Gods. The Bible commands us to not worship them, and to have nothing to do with the followers of such false Gods. In fact, they are to be killed.

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Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Jesus is the one who (temporarily) died on the cross for my sins, not some fat chink or some camel jockey.

For further information on our church doctrines, please see THIS thread.

Also, if you intend to post here, please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum. Tell us about yourself. What church do you attend, etc?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 06:37 AM

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Those are false Gods. The Bible commands us to not worship them, and to have nothing to do with the followers of such false Gods. In fact, they are to be killed.
Then I contend that we are both Atheists, I just believe in one fewer God than you. When you understand why you dismiss all other gods you will understand why I dismiss yours.
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Default Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! - 05-06-2009, 06:40 AM

Figured I'd wait til you read that because I always wanted a half ass decent argument for it but now since you're replying I'll just toss this out here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

The Landover Baptist Church is a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. The Church Campus is located on a 35 acre campus in Freehold, Iowa. The church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.
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