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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 07:02 AM

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1. The fact that you put Anti-American in there, is an issue overall. Please read the book Radical. Stop trying to form Christianity around America.

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Ban me and "Say" I'm going to hell if you want to. I'm a Christian, and you people are giving the rest of us a bad name.
You are a false Christian following a false Christ that exists only in your sorely deluded mind (Matthew 24:24). It is impostor "Christians" like you who make others think that all Christians, including us, are insincere in our devotion to Jesus Christ. We follow every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) to the letter in order to bring glory to the Kingdom of Heaven and to serve as a beacon for others to follow as they strive towards Salvation™. False Christians like yourself, however, pick and choose which verses of Scripture you will follow, to suit your own preconceived notions and prop up what you have already decided to be true and right in the world. Rely not in your own vain thinking, foolish little man, and follow the Instructions that God has left for you.

Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


It is false Christians like you who are weakening the faith, which in turn weakens America's place as God's Chosen Nation. True Christians™ are pro-life, love their country, support the Free Enterprise System, are against socialism, defend traditional values, and allow for us to put God first in our lives rather than some atheo-fascist earthly ruler. We honor what our Evangelical Founders had in mind when God sanctioned them to create a nation for True Christians™.

Not everyone who calls their self a "Christian" is destined to be a Real American™, but all True Christians™ - i.e., those who glorify the LORD by following every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) - are invariably Real Americans™ because we are concerned about the direction His country is going, we understand who shares our values, and we want leaders who will implement Biblical Law as the law of the land.

However, it is fluffy-bunny liberal false Christians with their fake translations of the Bible who put America's place as God's Chosen Nation in jeopardy. This country has strayed far from its evangelical roots. This decadence kicked into overdrive in the early 20th century as false translations of the Bible, based on Roman manuscripts, began to appear on our shores. In fact, since the arrival of our modern English translations, beginning with the ASV of 1901, America has seen:
1. God and prayer kicked out of our public school
2. Abortion-on-demand legalized
3. Homosexuality accepted nationally as an "alternate life style"
4. In-home pornography via TV, VCR, and Internet
5. Child kidnapping and pornography running rampant
6. Dope-smoking has become an epidemic
7. Satanism is on the rise
8. Video games and dark rock-n-roll music which encourage our children to become homosexuals and school shooters are prevalent

The depraved Madison Avenue sales system that brings false Bibles into the country should set alarms ringing in American "Christians." Instead, deluded by television, they dutifully nod and remark that, "It must be good; everybody's buying one."

Is there any "good" coming from modern translations? Surely. The publishing companies are making millions.

Today American "Christians" are spiritually anemic. They turn instead to their favorite "Bible psychologist" for help rather than Scripture. America as a whole is as morally decayed as Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49
Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.


From the time of its publication in 1611, the King James Bible has grown in popularity. Although not mandated by the King to be used in the churches of England, it did, in a matter of a few years, manage to supplant all of the versions translated before it. Though it was not advertised in the Madison Avenue fashion of today's versions, it soon swept all other versions from the hearts and hands of the citizenry of England and its colonies.

With the conquest of the British Empire behind it, it crossed the Atlantic to the United States. Landing here it overwhelmed the double foothold of the Roman Catholic Church planted previously under the flags of Spain and France.

It then began to permeate young America with its ideals. Its Truths led to the establishment of an educational system, based on Scripture, that was unparalleled in the world. It instilled in men the ideals of freedom and personal liberty - thoughts so foreign to the minds of men that their inclusion in our Constitution could only be described as an "experiment" in government.

It commissioned preachers of righteousness who, on foot and horseback, broke trails into the wilderness and spread the Truth of the Gospel and of right living. In its wake was left what could only be described..."one nation, under God..." This accomplished, it set out for the conquest of the heathen world. Bible colleges (Princeton, Harvard, Yale) were founded. Mission societies formed. And eager young missionaries began to scour the globe with little more than a King James Bible and God's Holy Spirit.

The Republican Party is the party that will return this once-great nation to its Biblical roots. True Christians™ are Republican Real Americans™ because God wills it! The alternative is full of a bunch of hellbound, socialist Unitarian false Christian dope-smokers and atheo-fascist pederasts who hate America.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 07:39 AM

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Ban me and "Say" I'm going to hell if you want to. I'm a Christian, and you people are giving the rest of us a bad name.
God is the one that saying your going to hell.

You claim to be a christian....so why do you ignore what the bible says?

only people giving it a bad name are those that don't actually read the bible or don't take it seriously such as yourself.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:06 PM

I was raised United Methodist and I must say you're all to extremest. Your views of either praise him or go die is completely wrong and when I go to church on Sunday and Friday I will pray that you all get better. Hopefully you'll all see that you're wrong and hopefully you'll relax you beliefs and remove this whole topic because you might not like games but the moment you piffle with the internet the internet will troll you and I know you don't want the internet to troll you. You might ban us but we just keep coming back and back and back just like I did with our sister last night.

Jesus was born to praise my balls of steel and praise he will. My name Max Payne, they took my baby, they took my wife and now I am out for revenge. I will kill every mother piffleer out there to get my revenge! Alfred Woden you owe me your life and in the eternal words of the Heavy I leave you with "Sandvitch here!" If you bann can you bann me for 17000 points please.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:08 PM



Sad day indeed
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:17 PM

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I was raised United Methodist
That's your problem right there, you were tricked into a false religion.

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Your views of either praise him or go die
That's not our view at all. We want everyone to come to Heaven to us instead of being manipulated into going to Hell by malicious people such as yourself.

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when I go to church on Sunday and Friday I will pray that you all get better
Don't bother, God doesn't listen to what people from your "church" have to say.

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Hopefully you'll all see that you're wrong
A Christian doesn't hope, a Christian prays. If you honestly feel we are wrong, then show us where the Bible says we are. Extensive research shows that we are 100% right. We won't go "golly, we're sooo wrong" every time some ignorant punk comes along.

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You might ban us but we just keep coming back and back and back just like I did with our sister last night.
Seems like you use would rather threaten harassment than put forth intelligent arguments. Typical of gamegoloids.

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Jesus was born to praise my balls of steel and praise he will.
United Methodist, you don't say...

Lay off the drugs, chump.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:20 PM

I bet you RED team ladies all believe in Jesus Christ coming over here on a Dinosaur of sorts! HA! I say! HA! I came back to America on a raft made of all the dead Nazis I killed when high command told me the war had been over. I EARNED THOSE MEDALS MADE BY ME, FOR ME!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:22 PM

"they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark"

Squity Eyed gook?

What the piffle is your problem you racist motherpiffleer? I bet if you said that to an asian in real life he'd crane kick you in your little ignorant mouth.


"i was wondering why my son was getting into fights"

Its not because of the game, its because you're a shitty parent.

"if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!"

That shit wont work, if he wants to play it, he will reinstall it and play it.

"REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD"

The dont ask dont tell policy has been revoked, you know that? also, many soldiers have converted to atheism after going to war because they dont believe god could let this happen.


By the way, i play TF2. And i like it.


Dont be surprised when your child grows up and hates you.
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By the way, i play TF2. And i like it.
No surprise there...


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:38 PM

Ok, piffleer I was trying to be nice to you. Tell you and act friendly to piffleing help you but now I am pissed. "Lay off the drugs" how about you take some so you can see what the piffle we're talking about you dip shit mother piffleer! piffle you bitch.I tried to help you and you end up insulting me, way to go you bible bashing bitch tard. May all the powers of 4chan and gaming communities come together and completely butt piffle you retarded forums to the point that your puny mind explodes. Here's a picture of you children that you inbred together. You piffleing retarded chimp.



Maybe if you added all of your church members together you can get an IQ of 0 because the shit you pulled shows your a douche bag fag hating queer piffleing sons of bitches and need to be shown a lesson.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 08:42 PM

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Ok, piffleer I was trying to be nice to you.
No, you were commanding us. There is no "nice" way to force people into doing what they don't want to do.

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Tell you and act friendly to piffleing help you but now I am pissed. "Lay off the drugs" how about you take some so you can see what the piffle we're talking about you dip shit mother piffleer! piffle you bitch.I tried to help you and you end up insulting me, way to go you bible bashing bitch tard. May all the powers of 4chan and gaming communities come together and completely butt piffle you retarded forums to the point that your puny mind explodes. Here's a picture of you children that you inbred together. You piffleing retarded chimp.
Okay...... so when you don't get your way, you burst out into a hysterical tirade and threaten some infantile form of violence?

Let the mature people do the talking here, okay?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 10:06 PM

[QUOTE=GOD=life;661213]Let the mature people do the talking here, okay?[/QUOTE]

There is not any mature people here. Especially those who let a book written many years ago run their life. Maybe you shouldn't be to quick to pass judgment on people and take longer looks in the mirror at yourself and realize you have no right to judge anyone. Even more so are not above or beyond anyone in this world but yet are petty little people just like everyone else.


Also half the shit on here should send you all to "hell" as you say. Yea this forum is and followers are really smart. You encourage rape on your kids, you encourage your kids to disown you and steal your credit cards and/or bank accounts. Then you think cutting your dick off will bring you closer to an imaginary person. On top of all that you promote jesus thongs.

So before any of you bible thumpers think of passing judgment on anyone you might wanna come to realize your supporting everything your so much against. WAY TO BE 2 FACED!

Yea I dont believe in god or hell but come on really? Might as well classify you with Taliban. Your just as ban as the crazys over seas killing innocent people just cause they want 20 virgin wives. The majority of people in the world as piffleing in the head and this is one place they come to past their judgment on videos games.

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There is not any mature people here.
It takes one to know one. And you're not one.

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Especially those who let a book written many years ago run their life.
So you go to a Christian forum, you fill in a Christian question in the signup form, you wait for the confirmation email, you login and....... you tell Christians that they shouldn't follow the Bible.

As people on your forum would put it: "that don't make no sense, bro!"

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Also half the shit on here should send you all to "hell" as you say.
On the contrary, NOT following the Bible to the letter gets people sent to Hell. We're going to Heaven, "bro". Would you like to join?

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Yea this forum is and followers are really smart.
That's correct. We are a lot smarter than little idiots like you who have no idea whom this forum is for and what Landover Baptist Church tries to accomplish. Maybe one day a real friend will smack you on the head with a large inflatable clue stick and you'll go "ohhhhhhhhh" and feel really stupid. If you're lucky, that friend's name will be Jesus. And I don't mean Jesus the Mexican, but Jesus H. Christ.

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Big sign of maturity right there...

Let me guess, you know it all because you're already 16 and "chill", right?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 10:30 PM

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there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
"I love this doctor" Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?
"Get behind me doctor" This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.

Honestly I cannot understand how you managed to turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself. Perhaps it is your mind who is satanic?

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i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
Do you actually believe that a real video game is the reason your kid gets into fights? Or does it might have to do with the other 15 years you spend raising you son?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 10:36 PM

I must say I am very shocked and even disappointed by my fellow Christians.

How can you wish someone to hell? Have you not read his words at all? You are Forgiveness my brother! Forgiveness
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 10:40 PM

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I must say I am very shocked and even disappointed by my fellow Christians.
You have no fellow Christians because you're not Christian. You don't follow the Bible.

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How can you wish someone to hell?
By making them believe it's OK to play games like TF2.

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Have you not read his words at all? You are Forgiveness my brother! Forgiveness
Whose words? You're not one of those rasta people, are you?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 10:59 PM

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You have no fellow Christians because you're not Christian. You don't follow the Bible.


By making them believe it's OK to play games like TF2.


Whose words? You're not one of those rasta people, are you?

Oh you poor, lost sheep. May our Sheppard guide you.

Loving people is not gay! Sacrifice for your healer is not gay!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 11:06 PM

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Oh you poor, lost sheep.
That's not a rational argument but a poorly executed argument from incredulity fallacy.

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Loving people is not gay!
Who said it was? We are very loving and caring. Why do you think we WANT people to go to Heaven? Because we love them. The Bible states what they have to do to get there.

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Sacrifice for your healer is not gay!
Sounds like you're in some kind of cult. Christians don't work with "healers", we work with a savior: Jesus Christ.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 11:11 PM

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Sounds like you're in some kind of cult. Christians don't work with "healers", we work with a savior: Jesus Christ.
It was about TF2! How dare you turn Christ into cult?

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"I love this doctor"
Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?


"Get behind me doctor"
This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.
Honestly I cannot understand how you managed to turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself! How dare you turn Christ into cult?!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 11:17 PM

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How dare you turn Christ into cult?
I don't. Because I'm Christian.

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... How dare you turn Christ into cult?!
Maybe if playing TF2 didn't destroy your attention span, you wouldn't ask the exact same nonsensical question twice in the same post.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 12-23-2010, 11:39 PM

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I don't. Because I'm Christian.

Maybe if playing TF2 didn't destroy your attention span, you wouldn't ask the exact same nonsensical question twice in the same post.
I do not play TF2! And I do not understand how you can call yourself Christian which such aggressive posts, filled with hatred and anger!

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"I love this doctor" Is it wrong to love the people who save your life?
"Get behind me doctor" This is a war game you said, the doctor is being protected from enemy fire (covered). The soldier sacrifices himself to protect his healer.
How do you turn these godly principles into work of the devil himself?


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