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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 12:11 PM

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 12:28 PM

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I know, right? Those damned secularists sticking their unsaved noses into MY business! And it's not like I did anything illegal OR unBiblical!

You're right friend, there are some sick people out there! Say, you ought to start an introduction thread, you seem like our kind of person!
I was actually talking about you Mr. Portway, about Mr. Hutchins and about Good Christian Woman.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 12:36 PM

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I was actually talking about you Mr. Portway, about Mr. Hutchins and about Good Christian Woman.
Wait a minute, you think we are the sick ones? How so? If you've read the whole thread, you know that:

1 ) No laws were broken. The marriage license was filed in New Hampshire, which has the most Biblical marriage laws in the US. Sure, the ceremony was in Iowa, but that hardly matters. And we didn't break any of God's laws.

B ) Both of Naomi's parents and I signed off on the arrangement. I assume you know that Naomi, being a minor, is legally unable to consent at this point. Her parents were legally bound and responsible for her well being, as I am now, being her husband and all.

I don't see where any of that is sick, I really don't.




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I'm sorry but if i explained the sexual innuendo it would just offend you and we wouldn't want that now would we?
All of you atheists are perverts! You see sex everywhere you look! Why do you have to take something as beautiful as my holy union to my lovely young wife and drag it through the mud?

You know, I sometimes let her read this forum. Now, she's just going to be even MORE self-conscious about how I feel about the taste of her pie. I hope you're happy!




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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 12:48 PM

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I don't see where any of that is sick, I really don't.
You paid money for her...she is now pretty much a prostitute with a contract.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 01:09 PM

You mean the thread titled " Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter?" i think i understand the basics.
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No, you obviously don't. READ THE THREAD or STFU!

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 01:27 PM

Exactly which state are you in anyways? Because last i heard the lowest legal age of consent in the states was 16.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-01-2012, 01:40 PM

I'm more then willing to bet the name of the state your from has less letters then that post, and would have been faster.
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I'm more then willing to bet the name of the state your from has less letters then that post, and would have been faster.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Truly some sick people over here..
Yes, they simply can't let a young bride be happy before God, bear children and run a home. They have to come barging in with their wholly made up secular values claiming the moral high ground in defiance of God. It's dreadful.



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Yes, they simply can't let a young bride be happy before God, bear children and run a home. They have to come barging in with their wholly made up secular values claiming the moral high ground in defiance of God. It's dreadful.
Yes it's dreadful. These atheistic, communistic, sensualist fools are driven by satan's agenda and would have the bride assert her "independence" and obtain some sort of divorce. Clearly an anullment is out of the question, Mrs Portway being a Godly woman - subject to her bearing the current owner (Mr Portway)'s sons - but if these heathens were successful what would be the outcome then?

God explains it this way:
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And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee. For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
31 It hath beene said, Whosoeuer shall put away his wife, let him giue her a writing of diuorcement.
32 But I say vnto you, that whosoeuer shall put away his wife, sauing for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoeuer shall marie her that is diuorced, committeth adulterie.
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Were she able to effect that divorce then any future liaison would condemn the man to HELL FOREVER and Mr Portway, should he remarry, would similarly have the bleakest of futures.
...HELL.
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7 He that ouercommeth, shall inherite all things, and I will bee his God, and he shall be my sonne.
8 But the fearefull, and vnbeleeuing, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all lyars, shall haue their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
22 13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first & the last.
14 Blessed are they that do his commandements, that they may haue right to the tree of life, and may enter in thorow the gates into the citie.
15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoeuer loueth and maketh a lie.
16 I Iesus haue sent mine Angel, to testifie vnto you these things in the Churches. I am the roote and the offspring of Dauid, and the bright and morning starre.
17a And the Spirit and the Bride say, Come.
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When you encourage Mrs Portway to escape from her new owner you expose Mr Portway to the danger of everlasting suffering with satan. Atheists. All they ever think about is themselves. Now.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-05-2012, 07:34 PM

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you have no right to sell her to begin with! she just turned 14! its her decision to marry or not! this is slavery! how does this make you any different from Joseph Kony?
Why so upset. This is a Christian forum. Christians are allowed to own slaves. The Bible explains, how to get them, which prices to collect and which rules to follow for your slave.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-06-2012, 12:58 AM

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Why so upset. This is a Christian forum. Christians are allowed to own slaves. The Bible explains, how to get them, which prices to collect and which rules to follow for your slave.
Mrs Portway is not a slave. She is a wife. Their rights and obligations are quite different. Do read God's Instruction Manual For Life before you break it.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-06-2012, 01:37 AM

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A-HA!! so you admit that she doesnt want this to go through! so this is a forced marriage against her will!!! well captain A.ss hole if you truly love her you will set her free! she should not be home schooled! she should go to a public school where she can make friends and love somebody she actually WANTS to be with! that poor girl. You state that you love her but SHE DOESNT LOVE YOU BACK SHE DOESNT WANT YOU! A GIRL SHOULD BE HAPPY! i hate to see a young girl with out a smile on her pretty little face. all women are beautiful INSIDE AND OUT! THEY ARE TENDER LOVING CREATURES THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED!! SO LET HER CHOOSE SOMEBODY HER OWN AGE TO MARRY!!! this wedding of yours will not go on! in the name of all that is good in this world NAOMI WILL BE FREED FROM YOUR SATANIST GRIP!
V-Tard,

You are clearly delusional.

... and to suggest that this young bride to be should (*shudder*) go to public school... well, now I'm confused. I thought you had some sort of emotion for this young lady.

You are just a hairball of contradictions! She should be respected - but she should go to a mind-numbing soul-stealing public school?

Do you even read your posts before you click the "Submit Reply" button?

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-06-2012, 02:47 AM

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okay you guys are all sick in the head and need to learn that its not state law. ITS NATIONAL LAW!
Actually federal law has a lovely little tidbit that states that as long as a heterosexual marriage is performed in one state, it is honored by any of the 50 states. New Hampshire's legal age for a female to be married is 13. If the license was obtained in New Hampshire legally, which it was, it is honored countrywide.
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