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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-27-2012, 08:12 PM
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Don't blame me for you all painting yourselves into these corners. You all spend a lot of time patting yourselves on the back for knowing the bible and being perfect. Then you spend just as much time defending yourselves when it is clearly shown you;re not.
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Into what corner exactly did Redeemed Papist paint himself?
He said "more than 40 children".
You said, "No, you're wrong, 42."
42 children is " more than 40 children".
Again, reading comprehension. Work on it.
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Re: Why I Am Catholic -
09-27-2012, 09:13 PM
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Hey jackass, did you ever post a proper introduction like I repeatedly instructed you to?
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-27-2012, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Into what corner exactly did Redeemed Papist paint himself?
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I've explained this. Let me give you an example, it's from EXGay Alex, and he said this of you all.
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Welcome to Landover. We don't believe in debasement and name calling either.
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And yet you are one of the biggest perpetrators of this.
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He said "more than 40 children".
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It's contains ambiguity, you can insert any number over 40 into this statement. The scripture says 42,no more,no less. Again, don't blame me for holding you all to your own rules about making sure you quote the bible correctly. Dear ol'bob gave me an infraction for not being exact in using the bible. This is what he said.
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Please don't paraphrase God Almighty.
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So you all need to get together and come up with some kind of standard.
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You said, "No, you're wrong, 42."
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I didn't say he was wrong, your bible said he was wrong. If you got a problem with it,take it up with your God. Better yet,take it up with Z.Smith for not knowing the word.
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42 children is "more than 40 children".
Again, reading comprehension. Work on it.
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This is a cop-out for him not knowing the word,so save it. I can comprehend well enough to turn your on standards, and words back on you. I watch you squirm everytime trying to explain yourselves,you specifically.
Here is an objection from you when I said that many christians say that the bible can not be taken literally
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What "church" said the Bible shouldn't be taken literally?..Rev. M.Rodimer
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So,the scripture says 42, and not 40,or don't you understand what the word "literal" means. Again, here is Bible bob and what he thinks.
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Please don't paraphrase God Almighty.
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This was his response after I wasn't exact in quoting the scripture, Just like Zachariah wasn't exact in his quotation of the scripture.
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A wise man once said, "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." This would be a good motto for you to adopt.
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Hey, I'm not the one that said magic bears killed these kids. I know you believe this also. So my suggestion is that some of you take this very same advice. So stand by your words, or don't speak them because I will hold you to them.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-27-2012, 10:52 PM
So, let me get this straight.
You're upset because someone said "over 40" instead of giving an exact number of "42"???
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-27-2012, 10:54 PM
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...You're upset because someone said "over 40" instead of giving an exact number of "42"???
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Yeah, and it's all the proof you should need to give up on Christianity.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
So, let me get this straight.
You're upset because someone said "over 40" instead of giving an exact number of "42"???
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Let me get this straight, bible bob gave me an infraction because he thought I was inaccurate in quoting scripture. So, I hold him and the rest of you to the same standard, and you are perplexed?
Didn't you read his his response to me? Do I have to paste his reason,along with the rest of you all's reason for wasting bandwidth in giving me infractions? And the language everyone of you used in no way makes you perfect,moral, or Christians.
The problem is that you can't deny anything when your own words, and the bible is used against you. So when this happens, you throw a fit, and run to my page to "punish me"(snickering).
So it would seem that duplicity, and not me that has you confused. I know it's hard when you are use to speaking to like minded individuals such as yourself, you don't have to worry about blow back.
Magic bears?... That one is a winner, I have to add that to the top of my list of "Things Christians say to prove the bible is right"
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 12:28 AM
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Who's in a corner? Just because you lack faith doesn't mean we don't believe God is capable of sending some sort of super bear when kids need ripping apart for lipping a prophet.
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Look at this:
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Two bears to 42 kids. That's 21 each! God sent magic bears. There's no way normal bears could nab 21 kids each. This shows there's no way it could have just been a coincidence. More proof God was involved directly.
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Did you have a straight face when you wrote this? I could "bare-ly" (pun intended) read it because I was laughing so hard. This isn't faith,or belief,it's conjecture.
Everytime one of you do this it tell atheists several things like; you are trapped, don't know the answer, see that we are right, or you got caught off guard and you need an answer fast.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 12:40 AM
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Yeah, and it's all the proof you should need to give up on Christianity.
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Funny how they don't like being held to their own standards.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 12:52 AM
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Let me get this straight, bible bob gave me an infraction because he thought I was inaccurate in quoting scripture.
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You were inaccurate. You didn't quote the KJV. That is the only recognized accurate Bible.
"42" is "more than 40". Get over yourself, you tiresome prat. Redeemed Papist was not "wrong". You, on the other hand, are wrong on so very many levels.
Why are you here, anyway? This is a Christian church's discussion forum.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
You were inaccurate. You didn't quote the KJV. That is the only recognized accurate Bible.
"42" is "more than 40". Get over yourself, you tiresome prat. Redeemed Papist was not "wrong". You, on the other hand, are wrong on so very many levels.
Why are you here, anyway? This is a Christian church's discussion forum.
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Yes I did,I even pasted it for all to see, would you like for me to do it again? But I have a more pressing issue besides making you all look bad using your own book. I would like my two icon awards changed to something more dignified. Something that speaks volumes. Can you do that for me Rod?
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 04:36 AM
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Yes I did,I even pasted it for all to see, would you like for me to do it again? But I have a more pressing issue besides making you all look bad using your own book. I would like my two icon awards changed to something more dignified. Something that speaks volumes. Can you do that for me Rod?
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Piss off. Apologize for lying about Jesus first.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 04:39 AM
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Can you do that for me Rod?
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Nope. I'm not an administrator.
But I can ask you again why it is you are here in the first place.
And I can ask you to explain to me why you respect lies and bad ideas.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:06 PM
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Piss off. Apologize for lying about Jesus first.
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What lies have I told, and be specific. And it would seem that sarcasm escapes you. Do you really think I care about the aesthetics of my posts? Put what ever icons you think makes you feel good, I asked for volume(meaning quantity) and you all gave it to me. It's called manipulative psychology,(look it up) and the key is understanding how other people work. Thank you for participating.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:19 PM
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It's called manipulative psychology
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So here we get to the crux of why you are here. You are practicing your sociopath skills on a morally impeccable community.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:31 PM
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But I can ask you again why it is you are here in the first place.
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What I would like to know is why every site that has a flawed ideology, like yours,stormfront,etc. Always get around to asking this question? It's like you can't stand up to opposition,but you can oppose everybody else.
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And I can ask you to explain to me why you respect lies and bad ideas.
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It was my understanding that you were content with my post addressing this, are you still unhappy? I have answered this, you just don't like the answer. But you have to accept it, just like I have to accept that you all believe in brutally abusing children in order to raise them correctly.
And please, don't challenge me on this because I will just direct to Mary's thread called tomato staking. I can, and will paste comment of members showing their support for this type of treatment.
What I would like to know is why you people have a sticky called "all aboard the hell bound train". The first post has babies, and toddlers that are born with defects? Here you have full grown adults sitting in front of there computers show their support for this tripe.
And you decry the fact that you are challenged on your views. It paints you all as being bullies when you pick on the helpless who can't defend themselves. This is why you ask the question,"why are you here".
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:34 PM
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It paints you all as being bullies when you pick on the helpless who can't defend themselves.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:48 PM
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What lies have I told, and be specific. And it would seem that sarcasm escapes you. Do you really think I care about the aesthetics of my posts? Put what ever icons you think makes you feel good, I asked for volume(meaning quantity) and you all gave it to me. It's called manipulative psychology,(look it up) and the key is understanding how other people work. Thank you for participating.
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Friend, no one here is willing to take the time to count them all. You are a typical InternetWikiWannaBe. You refuse to listen to sound and simple reason until you have been shown every single bit of irrefutable proof. Then you acquiesce and start off on another outrageous pile of cow manure and the cycle repeats.
I am not your mother. I tire of a toddler constantly saying 'Why' and 'How Come'. Read the Bible friend.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 06:55 PM
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So here we get to the crux of why you are here. You are practicing your sociopath skills on a morally impeccable community.
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On my dear Mary,why on earth is the pot calling the kettle black? Tell me if you recall who said these words.
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TAKE CONTROL!!
It doesn't matter how. Yelling, shaking, striking, spanking, hours spent in a small and uncomfortable prayer closet spending time only with the LORD, shaming, and ridiculing are all appropriate and effective tools for the parent. Like the gardener that controls that tomato plant, control your children! Keep them close to you (no more than three feet until they are at least 12 years old and can be trusted). Remind them often of your authority. Frequently tell them No so they are never surprised to hear that from you. Do not allow crying. Do not allow sullen attitudes. Remind them frequently that they are weak and vulnerable and if it weren't for your benevolence, they would be hungry and cold and in constant danger out there in the vast, dangerous world. Do not loose hope! Jesus is rooting for you!
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In the Etheldreda home, we demand First Time Obedience of our children. Just like it sounds, it means that the first time Mr. Etheldreda or I give a command or make a request of a child, they are expected to comply quickly, efficiently, and with a good attitude. If they fail, they will be disciplined thoroughly physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
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You use fear and control in the raising of your kids, which are both components of physiological manipulation. Just ask any sane person, and they will tell you. Not!!! The people on this board, they'll just mislead you by supporting you.
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Re: Why Am I Catholic -
09-28-2012, 07:04 PM
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What I would like to know is why every site that has a flawed ideology, like yours,stormfront,etc.
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Now there's a nice little bit of guilt by association. People associated with Stormfront breathe oxygen; do you?
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09-28-2012, 07:07 PM
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Friend, no one here is willing to take the time to count them all. You are a typical InternetWikiWannaBe. You refuse to listen to sound and simple reason until you have been shown every single bit of irrefutable proof. Then you acquiesce and start off on another outrageous pile of cow manure and the cycle repeats.
I am not your mother. I tire of a toddler constantly saying 'Why' and 'How Come'. Read the Bible friend.
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That's because you can't properly defend what you espouse friend. Read your bible and accept the fact that it is a great piece of fiction. Tell me"friend", have you ever heard of the "Epic of Gilgamesh"? Maybe, just maybe you should give it a read and for once do come critical thinking. Never mind,geez,why would you do something like that? So I'll just tell you, it predates the bible.
And the reason it seems I'm asking so many questions is because it is how many of you, asking how many questions? Think friend,think.
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