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Default Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 06-22-2014, 06:28 PM

Sisters,

Many of us have experienced that "I have a bad feeling about this," churning in your stomach when you realize that your date is about to rape you. Since we are obligated by the Lord to marry our rapists, it is pleasing to God if we utilize His favorite communication with us - prayer - to help alleviate the chances of marrying a complete dolt.

Only 20 minutes of prayer can help prevent an unhappy marriage by lowering the incidence of rape by 93%.

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/10/24/m...prayed-harder/

While this story is 2 years old, and several of the items mentioned are old news, we must consider that the Bible itself is also old and yet we must not judge its value by its age. I pray that this information helps one of you. Remember, 20 minutes! Not 17, not 18, not even 19.

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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 06-22-2014, 09:32 PM

Sister Naomi, I have never heard of this politician from Indiana. But after reading that article, he seems like a wise man of God. I wonder if he has considered running for President? I know I would vote for him!


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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 06-23-2014, 03:45 AM

What a wonderful reminder, Sister Naomi! I know I can thank the Good Lord for personally keeping my dignity intact when I visit downtown Des Moines to share the Good News with the heathen on the street. Most people don't seem to worry about a clean, cheerful, attractive blonde walking up to them, but as soon as the Word of God is spoken, the devil unleashes his anger and some of the most terrible, vile threats are made against me. I don't worry, of course, for I know the Lord is my keeper. It is just as you've stated, my 20 minute prayer each day for my safe passage through the shopping centers frequented by the Negroes has been answered with consistent safety! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 06-23-2014, 07:26 AM

I've never been on a "date" in my life except once by default when a friend persuaded her husband to cook up a blindie (I think they're called) and actually we got on quite well, both enjoying a game of bridge and the cards came out almost at once. There were 4 of us: she, I, her husband and some weirdo.

But no. The evening had been planned out and a rubber was not included.

I protested but to no avail and in between hands I must've spent about 2 hours in prayer for deliverance from the nightclubs I so detest but we were herded into the joint regardless for a meal and actually it was Ok with some lively music on the go "Hey," I suggested "Let's hit the floor and liven up these stuffed shirts a bit!"

"Yeah," replied my date well the nutter I'd been coerced to accompany more accurately "What about those 3 over there? I reckon we could . ." (the rest was whispered in my ear and in fact it was an excellent idea) so off we sashayed but "Oi. Oi. Oi. You two come back here we haven't come to show off.." (you can say that again we both thought) "..we're here for a sophisticated meal at the most expensive sleazepit in Melbourne etc.," well they got the last bit right that's for sure.

I would not use the word dull to describe what followed as we complied with the timetable mapped out for us but a slam with no trumps would have been much more appealing we both agreed and who knows? Maybe we were actually well suited? Nevertheless I attribute the absence of unwanted forcing that night to my prayer before we had even stepped out.

In all other circumstances I have NEVER encountered unwelcome prurience even when witnessing, as often I feel led to do, at times I would not choose and locations I'd normally avoid in accordance with His Will and I am happy to share this testimony in support of God-centred politicians everywhere.

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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 06-23-2014, 10:36 AM

This makes sense! The more time you spend in church, filled with old men who barely remember a day when they were hard enough to actually penetrate anything, the less likely you are to get raped! Praise for this wonderful new information!
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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 07-13-2014, 09:49 PM

Unnecessary but appreciated information.

Women who have devoted their lives to pleasing the LORD will never find themselves in such predicaments, because only SLUTS/WHORES get raped! A proper lady will unknowingly ward off any would-be rapist simply by being in favor of our LORD and savior, Jesus Christ. Hell-bound Skeptics, on the other hand, exude a vile scent that will arouse carnal desires even in the most pious of men, thus making them more susceptible to rape.

Ladies of Landover, if you've ever found yourselves in a rapey situation, it's high time you asked yourselves one important question: Am I Christian enough?
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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 07-14-2014, 04:24 AM

What a wonderful reminder! 20 minutes of prayer is nothing compared to what Jesus sacrificed, and we gain so much from it!
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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 08-27-2014, 09:12 PM

I can't believe you think rape is women's fault, rapists are sick, evil people who only want to torture and harm innocent girls and women for their own pleasure




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Avoid the truth all you want, the rapist is the only guilty in a rape crime, do you know some of them even kill their victims after abusing of them? Is disgusting and very cruel


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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 08-27-2014, 09:27 PM

So suddenly it's the MAN'S fault that women go around dressed like hookers.

Wow. Just...wow.



Hey, let's see what the Bible says about how women should dress!!!

(1 Timothy 2:9-10) "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But which becometh women professing godliness with good works."



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So suddenly it's the MAN'S fault that women go around dressed like hookers.

Um... no... not being able to control my own impulses and using a woman's body to have sex even if she don't want, THAT'S a man's fault


What about rapists who enter to house during night, kill the boyfriend husband and then abuse of the woman just to kill her later? I think man can see something "seductive" about a woman sleeping in her own house during night, besides, he had no right to enter without permission a house which isn't his
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Default Re: Just 20 Minutes of Prayer Can Prevent Rape - 08-29-2014, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeIsDemonic View Post
Um... no... not being able to control my own impulses and using a woman's body to have sex even if she don't want, THAT'S a man's fault


What about rapists who enter to house during night, kill the boyfriend husband and then abuse of the woman just to kill her later? I think man can see something "seductive" about a woman sleeping in her own house during night, besides, he had no right to enter without permission a house which isn't his
Why are you bringing homersexualitiness into this Godly forum? Why would my boyfriend have a husband? And why would my boyfriend be sleeping in my bed? As Bouncy Knolls sings, "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it."


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