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Default Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 06:31 PM

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Bible Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 06:36 PM

BJJ is brazillian jiu jitsu i apologize for not clarifying

I mean i don't think any spiritual is tied to it so...
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Hello Alex, the other threads are not locked and you are welcome to participate in any one of thousands upon thousands of conversations we have here on God's Favorite Forum. The only restriction you have is starting a thread, and this is because we find the unsaved also tend to be unreasonable, uncivilized, and uncouth. For example, a reasonable person would read the instructions at the top of the page and introduce themselves amicably by telling us a little about themselves. After all, this isn't some Christian Tech Support community to answer questions like "If I were to open the bible and read it myself, would I find the answer to this question?"

Anyway, we don't condone oral sex because the Bible doesn't condone oral sex. Oral sex is a habit of the Gay Man whose deepest drive is to corrupt the youth and find ripe, virgin rectums to defile. I understand they keep score and compare conquests and this is what different tattoos represent. In any case, you will not find supporters of this abomination in this fine church.

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Default Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 06:53 PM

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Hello Alex, the other threads are not locked and you are welcome to participate in any one of thousands upon thousands of conversations we have here on God's Favorite Forum. The only restriction you have is starting a thread, and this is because we find the unsaved also tend to be unreasonable, uncivilized, and uncouth. For example, a reasonable person would read the instructions at the top of the page and introduce themselves amicably by telling us a little about themselves. After all, this isn't some Christian Tech Support community to answer questions like "If I were to open the bible and read it myself, would I find the answer to this question?"

Anyway, we don't condone oral sex because the Bible doesn't condone oral sex. Oral sex is a habit of the Gay Man whose deepest drive is to corrupt the youth and find ripe, virgin rectums to defile. I understand they keep score and compare conquests and this is what different tattoos represent. In any case, you will not find supporters of this abomination in this fine church.

I hope that helps.


I meant brazillian jiu jitsu I guess you didn't see my added message clarifying the question I'm sorry


I just want to know if brazillian jiu jitsu is okay and if its not is it okay for exercise (theirs no spiritual in it or anything its like mma


Ill ask this next time in another thread thats similar to this topic thanks for the help
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Jesus Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 06:58 PM

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In your view is it okay for a Christian to practice BJJ. Even if its only for exercise
Dear Miss Alex: I'm not sure that we have met; or, have we? Goodness, gracious; it can be so hard to keep track of the youngsters these days. If you are new to our friendly forums, please remember to post an introductory message that includes this information:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Now, then, to answer your question: I am not sure what BJJ stands for, so perhaps you could spell that out when you make your introductory message. But, I suspect that it might have something to do with food. Everybody loves food -- who doesn't? I don't know anyone who does not enjoy good food. So, if you are asking about how to make Baked Juniper Jelly (a personal favorite of Sister Victoria!), then you are in the right place. I shall be pleased to include my very own recipe once you confirm that this is, indeed, what you're asking. And, yes, it is perfectly fine to make this delicious dessert.

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Dear Miss Alex: I'm not sure that we have met; or, have we? Goodness, gracious; it can be so hard to keep track of the youngsters these days. If you are new to our friendly forums, please remember to post an introductory message that includes this information:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Now, then, to answer your question: I am not sure what BJJ stands for, so perhaps you could spell that out when you make your introductory message. But, I suspect that it might have something to do with food. Everybody loves food -- who doesn't? I don't know anyone who does not enjoy good food. So, if you are asking about how to make Baked Juniper Jelly (a personal favorite of Sister Victoria!), then you are in the right place. I shall be pleased to include my very own recipe once you confirm that this is, indeed, what you're asking. And, yes, it is perfectly fine to make this delicious dessert.

May bless you, Dear, for reaching out to -- here, at .
I know I didn't specify and used the short version I apologize i fixed that in a following emanate


I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma. Is that acceptable to practice for a christian if its just for exercise. (Its not violent its just sparring)


I apologize for not spelling it out im just curious
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I know I didn't specify and used the short version I apologize i fixed that in a following emanate

I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma. Is that acceptable to practice for a christian if its just for exercise. (Its not violent its just sparring)

I apologize for not spelling it out im just curious
Oh, I see, and I do thank you, dear Miss Alex. I have heard of jiu jitsu, I think. Or, am I thinking of Jews Gyp You? Anyway, I don't know about the Brazilian variety, but I suspect that it's likely tainted, due to the prevalence of the Cathyolick religion in Brazil. If you should find a version that is more pleasing to , then it is likely permissible; although, one should proceed with caution.

Are you quite sure that you wouldn't require my recipe for Baked Juniper Jelly?




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BJJ is brazillian jiu jitsu i apologize for not clarifying

I mean i don't think any spiritual is tied to it so...
Alex, the question, like so many you young people have in this fast paced life is in the Bible, as is every single answer to life. God made it so.
However, I know today's home schooling is not what it used to be and many of today's youth such as you do not have a basic understanding of the written word, instead 'tweeting and TikToking' everything.
As a gracious person who loves God in a manner you will never fathom, let me tel you this in a simple manner. If any activity involves manhandling, it is queersexual and a perversion, as such it does not have the God Seal Of Approval®
So Alex, I strongly suggest you stop looking for ways to touch other men. Find a nice young woman (not too young, make sure she is at least of child bearing age, say over 13) with wide hips and a nurturing full bosom. Procreate in natural manner. Give God a reason to care about you.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I meant brazillian jiu jitsu an mma.
I am none the wiser, but I don't like the sound of anything that involves brazilians. God gave you body hair for a reason.
As for the mma, you should take Nancy Reagan's wise advice on drugs, dear.

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I meant brazillian jiu jitsu I guess you didn't see my added message clarifying the question I'm sorry


I just want to know if brazillian jiu jitsu is okay and if its not is it okay for exercise (theirs no spiritual in it or anything its like mma


Ill ask this next time in another thread thats similar to this topic thanks for the help
Jesus does not support MMA or any homer play. And If it's anything like wrestling, I think it's a very dangerous "pastime."


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 08:46 PM

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Alex, the question, like so many you young people have in this fast paced life is in the Bible, as is every single answer to life. God made it so.
However, I know today's home schooling is not what it used to be and many of today's youth such as you do not have a basic understanding of the written word, instead 'tweeting and TikToking' everything.
As a gracious person who loves God in a manner you will never fathom, let me tel you this in a simple manner. If any activity involves manhandling, it is queersexual and a perversion, as such it does not have the God Seal Of Approval®
So Alex, I strongly suggest you stop looking for ways to touch other men. Find a nice young woman (not too young, make sure she is at least of child bearing age, say over 13) with wide hips and a nurturing full bosom. Procreate in natural manner. Give God a reason to care about you.
Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art


But if that's your belief ill respect that
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Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art


But if that's your belief ill respect that
Alex, if you need exercise there are plenty of Bible-approved ways to get it. Have you seen Jesus' abs?


The more important point, here, though--Where is your proper introduction? Are you reading the Bible? Do you love Jesus and want to serve Him with your whole heart and mind?


This is the sort of thing that we concern ourselves with here at . If you are bothering to visit here and writing posts, those concerns should be reflected in your life.


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Alex, if you need exercise there are plenty of Bible-approved ways to get it. Have you seen Jesus' abs?


The more important point, here, though--Where is your proper introduction? Are you reading the Bible? Do you love Jesus and want to serve Him with your whole heart and mind?


This is the sort of thing that we concern ourselves with here at . If you are bothering to visit here and writing posts, those concerns should be reflected in your life.
I mad my introduction here. I was posting questions here until I was notified I can post them in the appropriate ongoing threads. I wasnt doing that as I was thinking I couldn't post the questions at all because it said I can't make threads. I was confused
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Default Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-19-2021, 10:56 PM

Welcome back, Alex. Were you able to pray away your toothache which you had some time ago?

I don't know much about martial arts, but they seem to me like a rather extreme way of getting rid of aching teeth.
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Even if its only for exercise
Hello Alex. If you turn your Bible to 1 Timothy 4:8, you will find that Jesus doesn't put much value on exercise. Also, the Oriental martial arts all have their own philosophies that are not rooted in the Bible. Many of them, like kung fu, falun gong, and yoga, are in fact part and parcel of heathen false religions wholly incompatible with reality as described in the KJV 1611 Holy Bible. To practice them is to reject Christ.

I hope that answers your question.


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Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art

But if that's your belief ill respect that
Hello again, Dear. I had to look up "contact martial art", as I had never heard of it until now. At first, I wondered if it is a new version of paint-by-numbers. But, I can see that it's something that can be rather unsafe, which could cause harm to you.

Are you quite sure that you wish to do this activity? I'm sure that if you reflect upon the terrors that were experienced by the , when He was being beaten and prepared for death -- as payment for your sins -- then that might help you to seek a safer pastime.

Isaiah 53:5 "But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon ; and with stripes we are healed."

Luke 23:33 "And when they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified , and the malefactors, one on the right hand, and the other on the left."

Now, then, doesn't that sound absolutely horrid? And, this martial arts business sounds almost as bad. Wouldn't you much rather be engaging in something safe, such as in the playing of ping-pong, or Uno?




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Its only for exercise though plus theirs nothing sexual about it. Theirs touching because.....well because its a contact martial art


But if that's your belief ill respect that
Praying to God is exercise he approves of.
Working to provide for the existence of our Pastors is what God loves to see.
He does not like to see men and boys dressed n tight clothing clearily showing every bit of flesh, sweat glistening, groaning with groping at each other bodies in a heated frenzy where the goal is to 'put one into the mat' in theatrical lighting whiles crowds jeer them on. I mean, seriously how can you think that God wants men to do this?


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Default Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-20-2021, 04:50 AM

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Welcome back, Alex. Were you able to pray away your toothache which you had some time ago?

I don't know much about martial arts, but they seem to me like a rather extreme way of getting rid of aching teeth.
That was a while ago everything is good now


I wasnt planning on practicing it i was asking about the viewpoints about it that's all
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Default Re: Forgive Me I Can Only Post This Here - 05-20-2021, 04:59 AM

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Im unsaved trash so all other threads are locked so I can only post this here.

Question


In your view is it okay for a Christian to practice BJJ. Even if its only for exercise
Short answer is if it’s not mentioned in the KJV Bible then no.


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