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Default YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN - 11-20-2021, 10:48 PM

IT IS NO NUT NOVEMBER. you guys: "wHaT'S nO nUt NoVeMbEr?????"

NO NUT NOVEMBER MEANS THAT YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE, BE HORNY, OR LOOK AT P*RN.




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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY - 11-20-2021, 10:52 PM

Dear Mr. thesepeoplearehorny,

Thank you for your interest in our little forum. We try to maintain a respectful tone in the congregation when we accuse others of being "horny" or having improperly "nutted" in your No Nut November. Kindly rephrase your accusation as a question if you expect a proper response. Part of me suspects you do not...

Please also share with us your Church and favorite Bible verses, and how to came to find the love of Jesus.

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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY - 11-20-2021, 10:56 PM

What I mean by being horny, was by being put in horny jail. Meaning I'm shaming you for what the other moderators are doing.


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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY - 11-20-2021, 11:02 PM

Son, are you butthurt about something? Would you like some ointment on it?


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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY - 11-21-2021, 12:40 AM

still going to <<<potty language>>> for even going here, also <<<link to a midget porn website removed by moderator>>>




"we'll treat you like royalty" says the ones that are rude to everyone that exists


hope you guys go to <<<potty language>>> jail in the next couple of decades


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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HORNY - 11-21-2021, 12:49 AM

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Son, are you butthurt about something? Would you like some ointment on it?
Congrats <<<inappropriate innuendo removed by a friendly moderator>>> face.


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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN - 11-21-2021, 12:54 AM

hello <<<expletive deleted>>> people how the <<<expletive deleted>>> are you doing <<<expletive deleted>>> your ex-wifes that all hate you for being a <<<expletive deleted>>>


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Joke's on you, pal. We've all been expecting to be imprisoned or killed for our Christian faith since at least the Obama administration.

Matthew 5:11-12 - "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."

This vulgar harassment does not shock us; we've seen far worse. But it does make us cleave all the more to the bosom of Christ Jesus, our lord and savior. Shout glory!


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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN - 11-21-2021, 01:21 AM

what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa


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what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa
Hello sweetie and a cautious to our friendly forum.

Would you care to rewrite your sentence in such a way that it makes sense?

It might help if you stop taking drugs. Whatever it is you're taking, it clearly seems to have been effective in killing your brain cells.
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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN - 11-21-2021, 01:26 AM

you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game :redn ose: you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry


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what. are you gonna cry to your mommy or daddy that theirs a meanie on here waaaaaaaa
On the contrary. We're all going to gather round to point and laugh at the faggot who's trying and failing to troll us. We're crying, yes, but from laughter.


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you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game :redn ose: you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry
You may laugh at us as much as you want. It only makes our faith stronger, because Jesus predicted your behavior two thousand years ago:

1 Corinthians 4:9-10
9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men.
10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised.
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Why do they all try to post a link to midget porn? I don't get it.


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Why do they all try to post a link to midget porn? I don't get it.
You and me both, Brother. As a moderator I have to click on the links posted by our unsaved visitors, and let me tell you - I wish I could unsee what I saw.
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you have already -1 brain cells for counting tic-tac-toe is a satanist game :redn ose: you're not a clown, not a circus, but the entire comical industry
What we are is a community of people who are passionate about bringing to light what is really in the Bible. We understand that it has had a profound impact on human history and we are bewildered that so many who claim to follow it have not closely studied it.

Now what is it about that little mission statement that has you so worked up? Do you object to people having a thorough understanding of an influential selection of writings?


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Default Re: [[Heaven, are you watching?]] - 11-21-2021, 01:58 AM

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WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO [[Turn the tables]] GUYS???? I AM JUST A [[Number 1 rated salesman]] HERE! PLEASE STOP [[Killing]] ME





I AM ALL VERY [[Sorry]]. GO TO [[Hyperlink blocked]] FOR MORE INFO ON THE [[specil]] DEAL WE HAVE GOING!!!
My dear, all that we are trying to do is educate you regarding the contents of the Bible. It really is as simple as that.

There is no need for you to escalate matters by shouting.


Peace be to you.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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