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Default I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 12:22 PM

I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.



One day I decided to read the bible, to prove myself that I am "openminded and progressive", what I discovered in that book changed my life, I accepted Jesus as my savior.



Damn, I love the Bible and Jesus.



Sorry if sometimes I swear or use profanity words. I am trying to cleanse my mind from all the impurity (I am also doing nofap noporn), and this process is not yet completed.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 02:35 PM

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I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.



One day I decided to read the bible, to prove myself that I am "openminded and progressive", what I discovered in that book changed my life, I accepted Jesus as my savior.



Damn, I love the Bible and Jesus.



Sorry if sometimes I swear or use profanity words. I am trying to cleanse my mind from all the impurity (I am also doing nofap noporn), and this process is not yet completed.
Welcome to our site. Please provide the sorts of specific details that we specifically requested. This would include where you go to church and which is your favorite Bible verse. Also, you need to write out actual words and not entries for the Urban Dictionary.


But, hey, not a bad start.


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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 03:38 PM

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Welcome to our site. Please provide the sorts of specific details that we specifically requested. This would include where you go to church and which is your favorite Bible verse. Also, you need to write out actual words and not entries for the Urban Dictionary.


But, hey, not a bad start.
I totally love this quote here.


"In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"


It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.


I like the San Francesco d'Assisi church in Turin (city of Italy). Why do I like it? It's a nice place where you can concentrate and study.


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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 03:45 PM

Hello

Welcome to the forum. I was curious, reading your intro., have you read any other religious texts? It's important to read The Bible so that we know if we're disagreeing with God.

Various dogmatic positions have emerged from other sources, all very concerning. Idol manufacture is one idea "oh but we don't worship them" and because they don't know what God actually commanded, they don't get it, that God said not to make them whether you worship them or not. Obviously if there aren't any idols manufactured in the first place, nobody can worship one even if they want to.

Other temple cults have other ways to mock God, I won't describe them but they involve various activities. Judges contains some examples..
Judges 8:24-27 And Gideon said unto them, I would desire a request of you, that ye would give me every man the earrings of his prey. (For they had golden earrings, because they were Ishmaelites.) And they answered, We will willingly give them. And they spread a garment, and did cast therein every man the earrings of his prey. And the weight of the golden earrings that he requested was a thousand and seven hundred shekels of gold; beside ornaments, and collars, and purple raiment that was on the kings of Midian, and beside the chains that were about their camels' necks. And Gideon made an ephod thereof, and put it in his city, even in Ophrah: and all Israel went thither a whoring after it: which thing became a snare unto Gideon, and to his house.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 04:05 PM

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I totally love this quote here.


"In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"
That verse is literally the beginning of the Bible. Have you read any further than the first line of the first paragraph in the first chapter of the first book?

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It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.
From Genesis?! Really? Gee, thanks for letting us know where you found that obscure, seldom used verse.

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I like the San Francesco d'Assisi church in Turin (city of Italy). Why do I like it? It's a nice place where you can concentrate and study.
Going out on a limb here and assuming that is a Catholic church. Please understand that this is not considered a Bible-believing church by the members of our church.

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I think I added all the details.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 04:16 PM

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No I am just reading the bible now.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 04:47 PM

That quote isn't even the right one. It's "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."


There's no "when" going on. That implies other stuff was happening that the KJV does not specify.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 04:53 PM

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I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.





It's nice you moved out of the Neil DeGrasse Tyson phase - a lot of white boys think he's nifty because he seems to have shedded his brutish Negro tendencies to give a clear cut voice of reason for science, when in fact he's an arrogant know it all and philanderer. Sometimes the leopard can't change his spots.
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I totally love this quote here.


"In the beginning, when God created the heavens and the earth'"


It's from genesis my favorite part of the Bible.
Hello and to our friendly forum - or should I say benvenuto?

Genesis is indeed an excellent book. So much to love there - gender inequality (Genesis 3:16), racial/ethnic inequalities (Genesis 9:21-26), social inequalities (Genesis 25:23-25), drowning kittens and babies (Genesis 6:13-17), killing pregnant women (Genesis 38:24), endogamy (Genesis 24:37-38, 28:1), directions on how to pimp out your own sister, who also happens to be your wife (Genesis 12:11-16, 20:11-12), etc, etc.

I hope you will finish reading Genesis soon so that we can discuss Exodus next. No spoilers, but there are some really juicy parts regarding the proper treatment of your sex slaves!
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 06:28 PM

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How many advices and wise highIQ ideas in the bible. Yes I wanna be a sex slaves owner.
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How many advices and wise highIQ ideas in the bible. Yes I wanna be a sex slaves owner.
Awesome - keep reading the Bible, then. For your particular interests, you will find Exodus and Leviticus most relevant.

However, if you wish to put the Biblical laws on slavery into practice, you should consider moving to a jurisdiction where owning humans is legal, as the Bible requires us to obey secular laws:

1 Peter 2:13-14
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 06:37 PM

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a lot of white boys think he's nifty because he seems to have shedded his brutish Negro tendencies
Yes but it's a scam, like with Thomas Sowell. Somebody trained this negro to repeat some quotes and they showed him on TV to "prove" that negroes can think.



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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 06:57 PM

Thank you for replying to me, and yes, you're right. I worked with many black people and they are incredibly underhanded and deceptive.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-30-2021, 07:51 PM

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I was a follower of scientism and the religion of evolution some time ago, I was a scientistic mormon, one of the annoying brats that quote Neil DeGrasse.
Welcome friend. Many of us here, like you, fell for the scientifical dark arts. They have some smart people but ultimately don't know they are merely tools of Satan and not Jesus.


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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-31-2021, 01:52 AM

@ERvengeanceDDR5 - How do you think the introduction thread's going? Several responses and one or two points have come up which I'll address in no particular order.
• Your reference sounds a bit like Genesis 2:4 which is a very interesting chapter.

• Ideal for understanding Exodus, Leviticus, Judges and the epistles of Peter.

• So-called IQ tests enable the aptitude of groups to be assessed. Two groups (of 100, say) would be given a range of tests and the results would indicate which group would be better suited to which responsibilities (in an office, on a submarine, designing clothes, keeping books, etc.) but for individuals the results are pretty meaningless. Too many variables.

• I had a look at the CHIESA DI SAN FRANCESCO D'ASSISI. There seem to be a lot of idols. Have I got the right place? It's in San Francesco d'Assisi Street, Turin. They seem to imagine God as a bird generating lightning somehow.


• How would you understand Psalm 91:4?
He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust. Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence. He shall cover thee with his feathers and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler. Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
• Psalms is another recommended read and Nº 91 is always encouraging, particularly its opening lines.

• That doesn't mean "The Most High," "The Almighty," "The Lord" and "God" are four different gods.

• However may gods people have made up over the years and however many demons have masqueraded as gods doesn't change the fact there is only one God.
James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-31-2021, 02:04 AM

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Thank you for replying to me, and yes, you're right. I worked with many black people and they are incredibly underhanded and deceptive.
You are a racist. Black Negroes are underhanded and deceptive because most of them are false Christians or Muslims. True Christian™ Negroes are as honorable and decent as any White True Christian™, and are certainly better than you, scumbag landwhale!


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Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-31-2021, 04:43 AM

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Yes but it's a scam, like with Thomas Sowell. Somebody trained this negro to repeat some quotes and they showed him on TV to "prove" that negroes can think.
Hi ER,

You seem to have forgotten to post the Bible verses that prove your argument. That is a thing on this forum if you want to be taken serious as a Christian. I am sure there are plenty of references to the daughters of Canaan or the daughters of the Canaanites in the Bible, even in Genesis that you seem to have read.

Well, you did manage to mess that verse up too but never mind, I am sure you will manage to complete your post.


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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-31-2021, 09:46 AM

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They seem to imagine God as a bird generating lightning somehow.


I don't know what they imagine or think about God. The art inside churches is not a "proof" to represent the ideas of the churchgoers of that particular place.


I like that place because it's a good atmosphere. There are also free bibles available, so you can read them if you want. Church is free, problem is that convid places some restrictions.


I hope this message cleared all the doubts. After all I am a trueChristian® and I love God.


Other than that, I came here to discuss a specific topic, of course I followed the rules like the trueChristian® that I am, so I quoted the bible verses and all of that. Problem I have is that I cannot open a thread. I wanted to talk about a videogame that in my opinion is very relevant to understand the current world. I think I am up to something big, I need to share this vision that I have with other trueChristians® before it's too late.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 12-31-2021, 09:58 AM

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[...] of course I followed the rules like the trueChristian® that I am, so I quoted the bible verses and all of that.
You did not.

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Problem I have is that I cannot open a thread.
You have your own thread right here.
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I wanted to talk about a videogame that in my opinion is very relevant to understand the current world. I think I am up to something big, I need to share this vision that I have with other trueChristians® before it's too late.
You can give your thoughts and ideas just fine in this thread. I am eager to learn what you want to say.


Kind regards, Roland


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You did not.

You have your own thread right here.
You can give your thoughts and ideas just fine in this thread. I am eager to learn what you want to say.


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Ok then I am going to introduce my idea here.



To be short, I am talking about Halo, a game with paradigm-shift potential.



My thesis is that Halo broke a paradigm that was yet to be realized, it destroyed a potential in the gaming world.



Halo was a preemptive paradigm shift, something very very strange and uncommon in human history.



This happening needs to be observed, especially by trueChristians like us.



I know that many trueChristians like myself tend to criticize the so called "SJWs" and all of that garbage. Problem is that they do not realize from where the contemporary SJW gaming comes from and what can be done to prevent it. Because, yes there is something that can be done. Only problem is that if you do not recognize how Halo gaming operates in this world, how can you then be effective in your life?



During the years I have spent to analyze Halo the game for consoles, I realized that only a trueChristian has the guts to challenge tyrants, because when you serve God you are more prone to rebellion against injustice. This is why I think only the men of God can challenge Halo gaming.



Do you want flat level design in the arena tournaments or you prefer a tower of babylon vertical development of maps? Do you want to be enslaved by art critics and journalists or you want to defeat the tyrants?



I am sure that the Bible is against Halo, just gimmie some time so I can finish reading this book and I will collect all the proof I need.
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