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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 01:18 AM

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Yes, that is the correct version (KJV). You will notice that Proverbs 19:11 is somewhat different than the quote you posted but I see great progress here
Hey bro I have a problem.


I wanted to open a thread to ask for advice, because I need to perform banishing rituals using the mighty power of Jesus.


There is a message that says I cannot open new threads. Can you enable my account to post new threads?
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 01:23 AM

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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 01:27 AM

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Hey bro I have a problem.

I wanted to open a thread to ask for advice, because I need to perform banishing rituals using the mighty power of Jesus.

There is a message that says I cannot open new threads. Can you enable my account to post new threads?
I can not help you with that. I am not a True Christian™. The pastors might be able to help you with that. Your current status is ¨under investigation¨, I believe that might prevent you from starting your own threads.

You can post your messages here. Any subject that you want to discuss. I guess it is up to the pastors to grant you more rights. Or you could evade them like I did.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 10:55 AM

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I wanted to open a thread to ask for advice, because I need to perform banishing rituals using the mighty power of Jesus.
Before anyone gets on to that, you need to explain your position concerning "art" in places of worship.



Church or not, presumably this is a place of worship where you go. Why does it have a bird? Christians do not worship birds.
Deuteronomy 5:8

Thou shalt not make thee any graven image,
or any likeness
of any thing
that is in heaven above,
or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the waters beneath the earth


A bird is a thing.


There is no need to include Scripture at this stage, I've posted it for you. Just answer the question. The most important thing to banish is idolatry. If I've misunderstood something, please explain where I'm going wrong in your response.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 03:05 PM

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Why does it have a bird? Christians do not worship birds.
I don't know bro. Next time I go to the same church I am going to ask somebody about the bird with flashy sparks of light. I supposed it is a dove.



I think I am going to prove my argument using this quote from the TrueBible:



"And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him"


Apparently Mark described a deep and profound spiritual revelation. Somebody decided to represent this deep spiritual meaning using the dove.
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Default Re: I am saved by lord Jesus. - 01-03-2022, 03:41 PM

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I don't know bro. Next time I go to the same church I am going to ask somebody about the bird with flashy sparks of light. I supposed it is a dove.



I think I am going to prove my argument using this quote from the TrueBible:



"And straightway coming up out of the water, he saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon him"


Apparently Mark described a deep and profound spiritual revelation. Somebody decided to represent this deep spiritual meaning using the dove.
That was a decent effort. You addressed a concern being raised as to whether something had a Biblical basis for approval and you brought in a Bible verse to support your position.

Now, you need to refrain from calling everyone and everything "bro", your overuse and misuse of the word "argument" and your excessive application of white space in your posts.

But, I do see some understanding of our purpose here at .


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