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Default Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-20-2022, 05:09 PM

Well well well. I suppose all those donations he has personally asked for as well as constantly emailing me about how I am his NUMBER ONE supporter is landing me a spot in how the direction of America goes. I just received an email from Donald Trump Jr telling me to take a survey about who I want to be President come 2024. I love these personalized emails from Donald Trump Jr. He’s promised to have my name show up first on Donald Trump’s birthday card, an EXCLUSIVE Gold Trump Card for 20 percent off, as well as telling me how often Donald Trump brags about ME, of all people. Now, it would appear I have been given power to shape the nation, provided I send another 200 dollar donation. Pennies compared to how much politicians usually pay just for a chance to have elected power.









For those who don’t believe me when he says I am important, he said in a previous email if I send him money I’ll have my name PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall only for Trump’s most important supporters. It proves I am important to him and that he cares about me. Almost brings a tear to my eye hearing this news. Yes these emails are real. My name, right next to Donald Trump Jr’s!!!!

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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-20-2022, 07:25 PM

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Well well well. I suppose all those donations he has personally asked for as well as constantly emailing me about how I am his NUMBER ONE supporter is landing me a spot in how the direction of America goes. I just received an email from Donald Trump Jr telling me to take a survey about who I want to be President come 2024. I love these personalized emails from Donald Trump Jr. He’s promised to have my name show up first on Donald Trump’s birthday card, an EXCLUSIVE Gold Trump Card for 20 percent off, as well as telling me how often Donald Trump brags about ME, of all people. Now, it would appear I have been given power to shape the nation, provided I send another 200 dollar donation. Pennies compared to how much politicians usually pay just for a chance to have elected power.

For those who don’t believe me when he says I am important, he said in a previous email if I send him money I’ll have my name PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall only for Trump’s most important supporters. It proves I am important to him and that he cares about me. Almost brings a tear to my eye hearing this news. Yes these emails are real. My name, right next to Donald Trump Jr’s!!!!
Brother Rutherford, you are indeed climbing the ladder of prominence. Trump Jr. is an up and coming Republican and being tight with him will serve you well.

My advice is take advantage of this opportunity. Anytime one can move into the inner circle of leadership he should do it.

My hope is you will not forget us here at Landover Baptist when you see the bright lights.


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My advice is take advantage of this opportunity. Anytime one can move into the inner circle of leadership he should do it.
My hope is you will not forget us here at Landover Baptist when you see the bright lights.
My husband's view is that it is always better to channel contributions via the Church. If you go to the Tithing Portal, you will find the link right at the top of the front page. And (whatever Don Jr. says) you can rest assured that Our President will view your contribution to this very important survey, as a member of his Favorite church, before that of mere outsiders.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-20-2022, 08:37 PM

That ¨ PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall¨ sounds kind of useless to me. Though dogs might use it as a place to leave their messages, that would be a use.


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That ¨PERMANENTLY engraved on a wall¨ sounds kind of useless to me.
I think Brother Uncle Rutherford, who sometimes gets confused by small details, may have misremembered "A" wall there. President Trump's son is clearly referring to "THE" wall. What True Christian™ would not be proud to have his name engraved there?


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I think Brother Uncle Rutherford, who sometimes gets confused by small details, may have misremembered "A" wall there. President Trump's son is clearly referring to "THE" wall. What True Christian™ would not be proud to have his name engraved there?
Amen to that! As I was about to reply, I just got a notification from Trump Jr himself that he wants to sell me a LIMITED EDITION ULTRA MAGA SHIRT!!!!! Unfortunately I can’t share the offer with anyone because it says so in the email, but I don’t think showing the email itself is against the rules. I get lots of emails from Trump Jr saying not to share the emails he sends to me, probably to keep the liberals from getting jealous.

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Amen to that! As I was about to reply, I just got a notification from Trump Jr himself that he wants to sell me a LIMITED EDITION ULTRA MAGA SHIRT!!!!! Unfortunately I can’t share the offer with anyone because it says so in the email, but I don’t think showing the email itself is against the rules. I get lots of emails from Trump Jr saying not to share the emails he sends to me, probably to keep the liberals from getting jealous.
It doesn't prevent you from reselling the shirt. Wow. Something like this you could quickly sell for $250 at least. You are one fortunate guy, Brother Rutherford.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-21-2022, 12:45 AM

Only $45? What a bargain!
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It doesn't prevent you from reselling the shirt. Wow. Something like this you could quickly sell for $250 at least...
So how many shirts should Faith Machine buy to pay off his tithe? I missed the exact dollar figure owing.






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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-21-2022, 02:11 AM

Donor wall, huh? That's not a bad idea. Not a wall dedicated to financial donors, but a wall literally donated. Remember when Steve Bannon was unjustly indicted for fraud after crowdsourcing the MAGA Wall on Gofundme fizzled out? That wouldn't have happened if we had just sent bricks, mortar, trowels, coils of concertina wire, and so on directly to the border.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-21-2022, 02:23 AM

Uncle Rutherford, congratulations! I've always been a little skeptical of ex-Negroes like you, but, if President Trump wants your advice, I'd say that you have now been officially recognized as 100% white, just like Ben Carson, and I will not contradict it. Truly there is nothing the Lord cannot do!


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just like Ben Carson
Ben Carson is dead. Maybe you're thinking of Supreme Court Justice Herman Cain or Godfathers CEO Clarence Thomas.

Which one is Uncle Rutherford again? The neurosurgeon?


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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-22-2022, 03:49 AM

Maybe I was thinking about Michael Steele. It's hard for us Republicans to keep track of those boys, since they all look the same.


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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-22-2022, 03:02 PM

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Maybe I was thinking about Michael Steele. It's hard for us Republicans to keep track of those boys, since they all look the same.
To me, it's all Hutus and Tsutsis - but surprizingly they seem confident enough of their own ability to tell eachother apart to write genocidal manifestos. Just as well, I guess, because if it were up to us the outcome might not have been as pleasant. I certainly wouldn't trust myself with a Gatling gun and 2000 rounds of ammunition to discern fine gradations among a horde of hollerin' hoo-has... Be sure to keep your calipers and lookup table handy.



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Default Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me. - 05-22-2022, 04:18 PM

We have to remember, one of these men was so influential powerful liberals knew he must be eliminated.

That was Herman Cain. Herman had health problems that made it imperative he not contract covid. He also knew President Trump needed him at a Trump rally. Liberals spotted Herman wearing no mask, shaking hands and taking cheek to cheek selfies. They sent one of their infected stooges to infect him and in a few days he was dead.

I believe to this day that if Herman had made to call to Mike Pence telling Mike to invalidate the dishonest Electoral College votes President Trump would be in office today.


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Uncle Rutherford, congratulations! I've always been a little skeptical of ex-Negroes like you, but, if President Trump wants your advice, I'd say that you have now been officially recognized as 100% white, just like Ben Carson, and I will not contradict it. Truly there is nothing the Lord cannot do!
I am sure that dear President Trump is very careful when it comes to selecting persons he can trust. Our Mr. Rutherford has shown himself to be very trustworthy, and conscientious of his duties, here at ; and, I have no doubt that this has helped to influence President Trump's decision.

Mind you, considering the way so many members of the President's "inner circle" are betraying him, it is little wonder that Mr. Rutherford was selected. Why, just this morning, I had read something about how even President Trump's most trusted advisor — Kellyanne Conway — is being disloyal by means of writing a book, and revealing private conversations, such as this:

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Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race amid fallout from the infamous Access Hollywood tape where he can be heard boasting about getting to 'grab [women] by the p***y,' a new book excerpt from Kellyanne Conway revealed on Sunday.

Then-candidate Trump was apparently worried the Republican Party 'could force him off the ticket or hold a vote to expel him' over the embarrassing tape, leaked roughly a month before Election Day.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ay-claims.html

Considering this sort of travesty, it is only fitting that President Trump should seek the trusted advice of our very own Mr. Rutherford!




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Considering this sort of travesty, it is only fitting that President Trump should seek the trusted advice of our very own Mr. Rutherford!
Amen, Rutherford has a wide range of skills valuable here. Pipe cleaning, lawn care, auto maintenance, knob polishing, cement mixing, ditch digging, hole filling, and so on and so forth. It's no wonder they came straight to him for advice. I only hope the boy can help.


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Amen, Rutherford has a wide range of skills valuable here. Pipe cleaning, lawn care, auto maintenance, knob polishing, cement mixing, ditch digging, hole filling, and so on and so forth. It's no wonder they came straight to him for advice. I only hope the boy can help.
I have to say, I will try my best like every other maintenance job I do for LBC. Why, word of my hard work must have spread far and wide because I have just received an URGENT email from Sarah Palin herself telling me how I am one of President Donald Trump’s STAUNCHEST supporters and to send at least 45 dollars IMMEDIATELY so that I can win the chance to have an autographed MAGA hat. Needless to say, I heeded the call of importance in this matter. She was nice enough to have the automatic daily withdrawal from my bank account already checked for me when I filled everything out.
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