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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Oh... birth is going to hurt so much, I will get an epidural. This is the way the devil worshippers of the birth corruption agenda get their demons into you right at the point your new soldier for Christ is preparing to accept Jesus deep inside. It sounds so very very tempting. Let's avoid pain. WELL GOD WANTS YOU TO SUFFER! Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. John 16:21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world. God made you to suffer for a reason. You are a filthy reminder of Eve's transgression 1 Timothy 2:13-15 and you need to remember this at the point of giving birth. Your suffering is the only way to experience true joy.
So why do doctors and sickular feminists want to get you to try to stop God having His way with your pain? Simple! They want to stop you being saved and make you disobedient to His will. Nothing gladdens the heart of a True Christian husband more than to hear his wife screaming and howling in anguish for hours as she suffers and remembers if Eve hadn't eaten of the forbidden fruit she'd just be having babies in the way God intended.
Your baby, born into disgusting sin already, really doesn't need matters being made worse by having a disgusting and defiant mother hating God as she delivers him. And all the time, hovering and waiting, are demons ready to invade the birth canal and get ready to infest the next baby along in your womb and to invade that newborn and turn him towards progressive liberal sin and debauchery. Gayness doesn't just happen!
So, you women pay heed! No to drugs! Your husband needs to enjoy a nice cold beer to the sound of your anguish.
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Sweet Brother in Christ,
The situation is
much worse than you could have imagined. By conducting an advanced data search and
a Creation Scientific study I was able to conclude that
epidural injections are the leading cause of sodomy. Seems incredible but it is
TRUE. The more there are epidural injections in a state, the higher the acceptance for "gay marriage" is - and the higher the acceptance rate, the more sodomistic pairings among adolescents there are going to be. Let us look at the
epidural injection numbers first. There is a concentration of them in the North-East.
These are the sorry numbers that
remove the poor unsuspecting women from the safe embrace of Jesus, as the pain of childbirth and the
cries of agony are one of the
principal means of communication to God:
Isaiah 26:17
Like as a woman with child, that draweth near the time of her delivery, is in pain, and crieth out in her pangs; so have we been in thy sight, O LORD.
Now let us look at the states with the highest numbers of "gay marriage":
There is a concentration of homer marriages in the
North-East. Exactly the same as with the epidurals. It is NOT a coincidence. Q.E.D. Epidurals also came first, which allows us to establish
a link of causality.1. Epidurals.
2. Communication with cries of anguish with God diminishes.
3. Jesus is dismissed.
4. "Gay marriage"
5. As the harlots forsake God, He forsakes them, as well!
Deuteronomy 28:20
The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.
Jesus is abandoned into the corner where
He cries in loneliness and isolation as these women mock and persecute Him.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer