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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Thumbs down Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-30-2011, 06:56 PM

This is full of stuff that is like not true man. Like seriously
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-30-2011, 06:58 PM

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-30-2011, 07:34 PM

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I could not agree more dude!
You're agreeing with a queer you know. God is fully prepared to send you down to hell fire right along with it.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-30-2011, 07:35 PM

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This is full of stuff that is like not true man. Like seriously
Your post is like, er, well sort of according to, agnate, akin, alike, allied, allying, analogous, approximating, approximative, close, coextensive, cognate, commensurate, comparable, compatible, conforming, congeneric, congenerous, consistent, consonant, corresponding, double, equal, equaling, equivalent, homologous, identical, in the manner of, jibing, matching, much the same, near, not far from, not unlike, on the order of, parallel, related, relating, resembling, same, selfsame, such, twin, undifferentiated, uniform to pure unadulterated trash.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-30-2011, 11:03 PM

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Your post is like, er, well sort of according to, agnate, akin, alike, allied, allying, analogous, approximating, approximative, close, coextensive, cognate, commensurate, comparable, compatible, conforming, congeneric, congenerous, consistent, consonant, corresponding, double, equal, equaling, equivalent, homologous, identical, in the manner of, jibing, matching, much the same, near, not far from, not unlike, on the order of, parallel, related, relating, resembling, same, selfsame, such, twin, undifferentiated, uniform to pure unadulterated trash.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-31-2011, 01:16 AM

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So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.

Putting that aside, I see the point went over your head. But don't worry as you will get to the topic when you reach sixth grade.


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So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.

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A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-31-2011, 01:31 PM

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It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-31-2011, 05:59 PM

By far, the joos are the worst false religion. Those penny pinchers killed our savior. They all shake hands with the devil every tim they go to synagogue.
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Not content with fornicating with felines you are now trying to use the forums to pick up guys......


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It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.
You a virgin dude?
Since I am a True Christian™ there is no doubt I will be going to Heaven. And when I am there then I will be a virgin again.
Matthew 22:30 -- For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
But what does your question have to do with Becoming An Educated Person? Is there some kind of link between one who speaks American well and virgins in your fractured mind?


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A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-11-2011, 08:24 PM

All are vile mockeries of our true Lord and Savior. When the time comes and he returns he will slay, with great prejudice and wrath, all those blasphemers who would dare to slander his good name. They will have no tongues to waggle, for it shall be plucked from their mouths (which will fill with blood and the penis's which they so love to filate). The will have no knees upon which to kneel for once our one true God returns, it will be too late: he who healed the lepers will exact his vengeance upon those too foolish to believe in him. The streets will flow with the blood of [strike]the innocent[/strike] the Heretics for my God is a good and just God.

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All are vile mockeries of our true Lord and Savior. When the time comes and he returns he will slay, with great prejudice and wrath, all those blasphemers who would dare to slander his good name. They will have no tongues to waggle, for it shall be plucked from their mouths (which will fill with blood and the penis's which they so love to filate). The will have no knees upon which to kneel for once our one true God returns, it will be too late: he who healed the lepers will exact his vengeance upon those too foolish to believe in him. The streets will flow with the blood of [strike]the innocent[/strike] the Heretics for my God is a good and just God.
1. What if we don't waggle our tongues?
2. Why did you use the possessive form of the word "penis"?
3. Are you saying that God's return will result in our knees being stolen?
4. Why did you put [bbcode] around "the innocent"? There's no need for [/bbcode].
5. If you can comprehend that last sentence, I'll give you a token.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-18-2011, 01:27 AM

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1. What if we don't waggle our tongues?
2. Why did you use the possessive form of the word "penis"?
3. Are you saying that God's return will result in our knees being stolen?
4. Why did you put [bbcode] around "the innocent"? There's no need for [/bbcode].
5. If you can comprehend that last sentence, I'll give you a token.
Any particular reason you're trying to argue with a banned person? Are you going to claim victory when they don't respond?


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-19-2011, 03:09 AM

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-21-2011, 07:25 AM

Thor carried a hammer, jesus was nailed to a cross. Connect the dots.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 02-21-2011, 07:44 AM

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Thor carried a hammer, jesus was nailed to a cross. Connect the dots.
I carry a banhammer. You nailed yourself as an idiotic troll who comes here spouting off that stupid quote like we've never heard it before. Connect the dots.



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