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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-30-2011, 06:56 PM
This is full of stuff that is like not true man. Like seriously
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-30-2011, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by We Are Family!
This is full of stuff that is like not true man. Like seriously
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I could not agree more dude!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-30-2011, 07:34 PM
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I could not agree more dude!
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You're agreeing with a queer you know. God is fully prepared to send you down to hell fire right along with it.
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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-30-2011, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by We Are Family!
This is full of stuff that is like not true man. Like seriously
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Come back when you have acquired at least a sixth graded education else you won't last long here.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-30-2011, 11:03 PM
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So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 01:16 AM
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Your post is like, er, well sort of according to, agnate, akin, alike, allied, allying, analogous, approximating, approximative, close, coextensive, cognate, commensurate, comparable, compatible, conforming, congeneric, congenerous, consistent, consonant, corresponding, double, equal, equaling, equivalent, homologous, identical, in the manner of, jibing, matching, much the same, near, not far from, not unlike, on the order of, parallel, related, relating, resembling, same, selfsame, such, twin, undifferentiated, uniform to pure unadulterated trash.
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So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
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It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.
Putting that aside, I see the point went over your head. But don't worry as you will get to the topic when you reach sixth grade.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chimp
So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
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A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.
Keep trying!
If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
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01-31-2011, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by God's Flaming Sword
A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.
Keep trying!
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The only Big Book you should spend anytime looking for would be a King James 1611 Holy Bible.
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.
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You a virgin dude?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 01:52 PM
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You a virgin dude?
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Why are you making advances on a Godly man? This isn't a pick up joint!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 05:59 PM
By far, the joos are the worst false religion. Those penny pinchers killed our savior. They all shake hands with the devil every tim they go to synagogue.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-31-2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chimp
You a virgin dude?
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Not content with fornicating with felines you are now trying to use the forums to pick up guys......
If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-03-2011, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
It would do you no harm to find and make use of one yourself. Besides, finding a dictionary for an educated person is not all that difficult as there are most probably several lying around.
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You a virgin dude?
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Since I am a True Christian™ there is no doubt I will be going to Heaven. And when I am there then I will be a virgin again. Matthew 22:30 -- For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
But what does your question have to do with Becoming An Educated Person? Is there some kind of link between one who speaks American well and virgins in your fractured mind?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-03-2011, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by God's Flaming Sword
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Originally Posted by The Chimp
So you found your dictionary dude? Do you feel all smart now?
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A dictionary would only give a definition of one word...the name of the big book your looking for would be a "Thesaurus"...full of synonyms.
Keep trying!
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Ssssh. I'm trying not to embarrass The Monkey. He has already made a fool of himself ten times over.
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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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02-11-2011, 08:24 PM
All are vile mockeries of our true Lord and Savior. When the time comes and he returns he will slay, with great prejudice and wrath, all those blasphemers who would dare to slander his good name. They will have no tongues to waggle, for it shall be plucked from their mouths (which will fill with blood and the penis's which they so love to filate). The will have no knees upon which to kneel for once our one true God returns, it will be too late: he who healed the lepers will exact his vengeance upon those too foolish to believe in him. The streets will flow with the blood of [strike]the innocent[/strike] the Heretics for my God is a good and just God.
Keep up the great work buddy!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-18-2011, 01:06 AM
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All are vile mockeries of our true Lord and Savior. When the time comes and he returns he will slay, with great prejudice and wrath, all those blasphemers who would dare to slander his good name. They will have no tongues to waggle, for it shall be plucked from their mouths (which will fill with blood and the penis's which they so love to filate). The will have no knees upon which to kneel for once our one true God returns, it will be too late: he who healed the lepers will exact his vengeance upon those too foolish to believe in him. The streets will flow with the blood of [strike]the innocent[/strike] the Heretics for my God is a good and just God.
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1. What if we don't waggle our tongues?
2. Why did you use the possessive form of the word "penis"?
3. Are you saying that God's return will result in our knees being stolen?
4. Why did you put [bbcode] around "the innocent"? There's no need for [/bbcode].
5. If you can comprehend that last sentence, I'll give you a token.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-18-2011, 01:27 AM
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1. What if we don't waggle our tongues?
2. Why did you use the possessive form of the word "penis"?
3. Are you saying that God's return will result in our knees being stolen?
4. Why did you put [bbcode] around "the innocent"? There's no need for [/bbcode].
5. If you can comprehend that last sentence, I'll give you a token.
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Any particular reason you're trying to argue with a banned person? Are you going to claim victory when they don't respond?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-19-2011, 03:09 AM
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Any particular reason you're trying to argue with a banned person? Are you going to claim victory when they don't respond?
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Yes.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-21-2011, 07:25 AM
Thor carried a hammer, jesus was nailed to a cross. Connect the dots.
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02-21-2011, 07:44 AM
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Thor carried a hammer, jesus was nailed to a cross. Connect the dots.
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I carry a banhammer. You nailed yourself as an idiotic troll who comes here spouting off that stupid quote like we've never heard it before. Connect the dots.
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