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Default Praise Jesus for Two Sons! - 08-20-2015, 05:48 AM

"Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." Psalm 127:3 I have been gone from these godly forums for a while, after behaving like a foolish woman and posting idiotic things -- all because I was a stupid girl who let my emotions cloud God's plan for me and behave in a way that was shaming my husband (who has seen this via email since I'm still in my unclean period). However, God in His Infinite Wisdom and Mercy has blessed my husband and I with two Soldiers for Christ. Our firstborn is named John Matthew, and our second, Thomas George. "I will bless the Lord at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth" Psalm 34:1. Please join me in prayer that I will do my best as a woman and mother to serve the Lord through Christian motherhood, and future (once I am clean again) Soldiers of Christ!

Yours in Christ,
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Default Re: Praise Jesus for Two Sons! - 08-20-2015, 11:47 AM

Glory to the Lord of Hosts! Our Heavenly Father has seen fit to bless your husband with two soldiers for His army! What a miracle that could only come from the hands of God! I pray that these boys will always walk tall with Jesus and that through their future witness, many will enter the glorious kingdom of our Lord. Do you intend to bear another son for your husband soon? No need to waste time, you know. Once you are past the unclean time, be sure to reward your husband's patience by not letting those babies spoil his need for quiet relaxation. May God richly bless your new family!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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"Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." Psalm 127:3 I have been gone from these godly forums for a while, after behaving like a foolish woman and posting idiotic things -- all because I was a stupid girl who let my emotions cloud God's plan for me and behave in a way that was shaming my husband (who has seen this via email since I'm still in my unclean period). However, God in His Infinite Wisdom and Mercy has blessed my husband and I with two Soldiers for Christ. Our firstborn is named John Matthew, and our second, Thomas George. "I will bless the Lord at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth" Psalm 34:1. Please join me in prayer that I will do my best as a woman and mother to serve the Lord through Christian motherhood, and future (once I am clean again) Soldiers of Christ!

Yours in Christ,
Sister Elizabeth
Yes, Mrs. Johnson. It is beautiful that you are happy with your children and with the path you have chosen. Yes. Your faith is emphasising reproduction a great deal, yes? Let us all hope that the world will be a place of non-violence and harmony and equality and that the pressing concerns of the environment will be resolved by the time your sons start their own independent adventure on this tiny planet! Yes. Wonderful!

I am sorry if I offend you, but there is a question I would like to ask you. I am thinking that many people on this Forum are waiting for Jesus to come any minute and take them away from the planet. I am also reading that your children cannot go to heaven unless they are old enough to feel shame of their sins or karma. I am just thinking if according to your faith it is reasonable to bring more children into the world now, because they would not have time to be rescued into heaven by the time you're expecting Jesus? Yes? I am sorry this this question is offensive but I am feeling very curious about it. Do you feel your young sons are destined to your hell if Jesus returns quickly? Yes?


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Default Re: Praise Jesus for Two Sons! - 08-20-2015, 12:14 PM

Congratulations, Sister!


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Default Re: Praise Jesus for Two Sons! - 08-22-2015, 03:41 AM

Thank you for your kind words. The birthing was very excruciating, but was all worth it to bring glory to the Lord!

Harsha: If you would read the Bible, you would understand that women can only be saved through childbearing. "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." 1 Timothy 2:15. Second, any pain is worth bringing any glory to the Lord. These boys, are raised in a Christian atmosphere, where they will be taught the fear of the Lord early on. As any Christian would know, the battle against Satan is getting fiercer, and Jesus needs all the soldiers He can get. So, any sons I bear will only help the Lord's cause.


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Thank you for your kind words. The birthing was very excruciating, but was all worth it to bring glory to the Lord!

Harsha: If you would read the Bible, you would understand that women can only be saved through childbearing. "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." 1 Timothy 2:15. Second, any pain is worth bringing any glory to the Lord. These boys, are raised in a Christian atmosphere, where they will be taught the fear of the Lord early on. As any Christian would know, the battle against Satan is getting fiercer, and Jesus needs all the soldiers He can get. So, any sons I bear will only help the Lord's cause.
Yes, Mrs. Johnson, Harsha here! I thank you for your kind answer. I am very sorry that I was offending you. I am seeing now that if your children have the time to become christians in the way you are, they can also fight for Jesus. But what happens if they die before they "repent"? They will go to Hell, yes? Sad, yes? I hope I am not offending you.


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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
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